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04-01-2011, 01:58 AM
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New Service From Starbucks
Introducing Starbucks® Mobile Pour

We've all been there. You’re walking down the sidewalk with a huge craving for Starbucks coffee with no time to find a location and buy one (no "there’s a Starbucks on every corner" jokes, please).
What if the solution was as easy as whipping out your smartphone to have one delivered to you without missing a step?
Well now it is that easy, inspired by your ideas on MyStarbucksIdea.com we’re proud to introduce the exciting new Starbucks® Mobile Pour service that puts baristas on scooters. In seven of the largest cities around the country, we’re sending out two scooter baristas per every square mile to ensure speedy service.
We've even made ordering easy with our Mobile Pour app for your smartphone. Simply download it, allow it to pinpoint your location, select your coffee order and keep walking. Your fresh, hot Starbucks brew will be in your hands before you can say abra-arabica.
What's more, the Starbucks® Mobile Pour is only the first exciting development of our new mobile replenishment strategy. In the coming months we'll be introducing several other exciting (can you say "mall" and "rollerblades") initiatives that make getting your Starbucks coffee easier than ever.
 Happy April Fools!
Last edited by dogeatcookie; 04-01-2011 at 02:20 AM.
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04-01-2011, 02:18 AM
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I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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AWW FOR FUCK SAKES! At first I was like...  but then I was like...
well played
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04-01-2011, 02:43 AM
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resident Oil Guru
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If done right, this could actually work for certain urban areas. Of course, they would have to charge a premium, which they already do. Lol. Good post though.
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04-01-2011, 07:02 AM
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My homepage has been set to RS
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hahahaha starbucks is always awesome with april fools...always an element of making fun of themselves
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04-01-2011, 07:05 AM
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I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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I knew it was april fools joke as soon as I read the title... But I was hoping more of a double latte skim milk with a blowjob type thing
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04-01-2011, 07:15 AM
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HELP ME PLS!!!
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good one, i got tricked
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04-01-2011, 11:23 AM
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I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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what happened to Google's april fools? They don't do it anymore?
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04-01-2011, 11:30 AM
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What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flagella
what happened to Google's april fools? They don't do it anymore?
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Someone got owned right here:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/write....html?t=641628
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04-01-2011, 02:00 PM
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Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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what like this?
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