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[Great68]

I mean, that doesn't exactly stop the sounds and smells coming through, not to mention the crappy 1 foot gap from the floor our north american stalls tend to have. My office used to be in a building with a washroom that was shared with other units. There was always this one grunter and groaner, like dude, why?

If I did have to shit with someone in the room, I'd rather it be my wife than some stranger dude.

[Traum]

Originally Posted by Great68

My office used to be in a building with a washroom that was shared with other units. There was always this one grunter and groaner, like dude, why?

Bcos orgasm...?

I will see myself out now.

[quasi]

Originally Posted by MarkyMark

It's normal but who actually likes taking a shit in a public washroom, it's usually cause you have no choice

Absolute last resort although I did have some stomach issues probably 15 years ago where I had no choice most days. After a bunch of cameras up my ass and barium enigmas where they never could figure it out it eventually went away, took years for whatever that parasite was to run through my system.

[supafamous]

Originally Posted by MarkyMark

It's normal but who actually likes taking a shit in a public washroom, it's usually cause you have no choice

I *hate* taking a shit in public. I used to live close to work and I would drive home to take a shit. There was one office I worked at where the door to the single stall washroom opened right into the open office so everyone could see (and sometimes smell) that you just took the Browns to the SuperBowl.

If I do need to go in public then airports are the best particularly the ones in Europe - doors that go all the way to the ceiling and to the ground so you have total privacy. Cleaners are there all the time and the cleaning agents don't smell like chemicals.

No one beats Japan though for public toilets. They are the Wayne Gretzky of public toilets.

[unit]

at least in public washrooms you can play battleshits

[GLOW]

try having to take dumps in a nasty porto-johns on construction sites in the summer, public washrooms are a walk in the park

[underscore]

Originally Posted by Great68

I mean, that doesn't exactly stop the sounds and smells coming through, not to mention the crappy 1 foot gap from the floor our north american stalls tend to have. My office used to be in a building with a washroom that was shared with other units. There was always this one grunter and groaner, like dude, why?

If I did have to shit with someone in the room, I'd rather it be my wife than some stranger dude.

Yeah but I'm not making eye contact with someone while in the middle of it, and there's usually some white noise from the rest of the building and exhaust fans and stuff. Except this one office building I was in once, it was incredibly silent in there and everything echoed. Super awkward being in there lol.

[SkunkWorks]

We learn early on in elementary school that you don't take a shit in public.

[donk.]

Originally Posted by Traum

What? That's the perfect place for any white collar worker to slack... I mean, be caught in an unavoidable urgent situation... that just tends to happen at least once every workday...

I useto have the perfect scam at silvercity a decade ago, i was on floor duty, so i would walk from one end to the other shitter, go play games on my phone for 20-30, walk to other end shitter, 20-30min, repeat 12-16 times and your day is done

[donk.]

Originally Posted by SkunkWorks

We learn early on in elementary school that you don't take a shit in public.

Vietnam would disagree

[Gumby]

Originally Posted by donk.

I useto have the perfect scam at silvercity a decade ago, i was on floor duty, so i would walk from one end to the other shitter, go play games on my phone for 20-30, walk to other end shitter, 20-30min, repeat 12-16 times and your day is done

What kind of mobile games were available 10 years ago?

[donk.]

Doodlejump and angrybirds yo

Only thing missing was someone making eye contact with me while i shit and grooAn

[Hondaracer]

Originally Posted by SkunkWorks

We learn early on in elementary school that you don't take a shit in public.

Where did he touch you?

[westopher]

I mean, I'd rather shit at home, but it's funny how many dudes in here are shitbreak from American pie.
The funniest thing is the hoverers. You aren't gonna get the clap from your thighs touching the seat.

[Hondaracer]

If you’re hovering or laying down those seat covers don’t even talk to me bra

Two of the absolute worst shitters I’ve ever had to use always come to mind. First one was Trump tower on like floor 40 there’s 2 porta potties. Where those floors were at they probably had the most workers on them and there were 2 toilets every 3 floors. Fuck that plus summer heat uhggggg.. run down 10 stories to find a clean one

The other was when I was in St.petersburg in Russia we were at a bar on the river and drank a bunch of beers, I had to piss so bad as we were walking back to the hotel there was a porta potty on the boardwalk next to the river. I went in and shit and piss were literally a thimble away from overflowing, the fucking rim of shit coming out of the seat had like a miniscus lolol

Fuck had to piss so bad though I tried to top it up and the addition of my piss created like a siphon out and gravity did its thing, managed to hop out before the flow really started lol fuck

[carsncars]

Man, I miss Nordstrom because I could rely on them for a clean public bathroom... if I remember correctly they had the more private small room style stalls too

[sonick]

Classic RS thread topic diversion lol

[supafamous]

Originally Posted by carsncars

Man, I miss Nordstrom because I could rely on them for a clean public bathroom... if I remember correctly they had the more private small room style stalls too

Ah yeah, used them once and it was quite nice. Good music, was pretty warm in there, good paper towels. +1, would take a dump there again.

[sonick]

Pro tip for travelling especially in Asia, malls and hotel lobbies for emergency bathrooms are your best bet.

[whitev70r]

^ additional pro tip, 30 days before trip to Asia, do 50 squats/day to train.

[Euro7r]

Speaking of old building designs. I don't know whom the fuck created such a stupid design at my current workplace. The men's washroom has one stall for the entire floor. And the floor is shared with two companies. When I was still in office work, not a single fucking time the stall was available. Literally you would either hold your shit till you get home or wait until after work hours when no one was in office to rip one.

[twitchyzero]

early bird gets to shit

[yray]

y'all need to take a shit at waterfront center food court

[Hondaracer]

Loved those maple leaf lounge shitters with floor to ceiling doors so I can hit the weed vape 5 minutes before boarding the plane

[donk.]

But have any of you ever shit in a womens washroom?

Now that feels good.