| Vancouver Off-Topic / Current Events The off-topic forum for Vancouver, funnies, non-auto centered discussions, WORK SAFE. While the rules are more relaxed here, there are still rules. Please refer to sticky thread in this forum. |
 |
|
Yesterday, 04:04 AM
|
#51
|
|
OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: right here
Posts: 5,188
Thanked 4,957 Times in 912 Posts
Failed 892 Times in 167 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkyMark
I'm so happy I'm just a dumb tradie who doesn't have to answer bullshit questions with inspirational answers just to get a job lol
|
same. the shit in this thread.
__________________
now what?
|
|
|
Yesterday, 05:50 AM
|
#52
|
|
Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Van
Posts: 6,903
Thanked 2,778 Times in 1,508 Posts
Failed 250 Times in 154 Posts
|
Where do you see yourself in 5 years
|
|
|
Yesterday, 07:28 AM
|
#53
|
|
Performance Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Richmond
Posts: 19,408
Thanked 21,414 Times in 7,299 Posts
Failed 331 Times in 220 Posts
|
Grand overlord of the country of Alberta
|
|
|
Yesterday, 07:41 AM
|
#54
|
|
Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 6,210
Thanked 4,946 Times in 2,290 Posts
Failed 75 Times in 49 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by JDMDreams
Where do you see yourself in 5 years 
|
I've almost never been asked this ever
|
|
|
Yesterday, 08:11 AM
|
#55
|
|
Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 604
Posts: 10,417
Thanked 6,257 Times in 3,012 Posts
Failed 320 Times in 161 Posts
|
If it's government sector, be prepared for question, 'What can you do to foster inclusivity?' ... then your answer should include some BS about Indigenous, visible minority (in Vancouver meaning white people), LBGT2XXX, etc.
__________________
you can quote me on that
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikemhg
Stay anonymous my friends.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp
Yes that's very different than the shit whitev70 has been spewing for years
|
|
|
|
Yesterday, 09:06 AM
|
#56
|
|
Orgasm Donor & Alatar owned my ass twice!
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Van
Posts: 6,903
Thanked 2,778 Times in 1,508 Posts
Failed 250 Times in 154 Posts
|
^ but shareholder value
|
|
|
Yesterday, 10:22 AM
|
#57
|
|
RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 4,853
Thanked 5,613 Times in 2,267 Posts
Failed 123 Times in 58 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkyMark
I'm so happy I'm just a dumb tradie who doesn't have to answer bullshit questions with inspirational answers just to get a job lol
|
Other than the comment about "inspiration" I'd have to agree with the rest of what Hehe says about what the hiring manager is looking for - it's largely the same stuff I coach my clients on (and which is landing them jobs). As a hiring manager I don't really give a shit about your personal story or your passions - I care about whether you can fix the problem I have on my team first and foremost.
Interviewing can be pretty performative in tech (and adjacent industries) though - most companies do a really shitty job of interviewing so they dump a whole of bunch useless shit on the candidate (here's a take-home assignment that we want you to only spend 2 hours on but you'll really spend 16 hours on) that has no material impact on whether you can do the job or not.
Getting the job SHOULD be harder than doing the job but there's a lot of bullshit attached to it especially in a shaky job market.
Quote:
Originally Posted by noclue
For those in tech that got a new job, did you go up in TC or take a hit?
|
My clients who landed jobs in Q1 didn't take cuts in TC - the best case one got a $50k raise, the worst case broke even (by choice). However if you're coming from big tech (AMZN, MSFT etc) then you can expect to take a cut if you're staying in Vancouver. Folks in SF are taking much bigger hits though - like the Google Director who was jobless for 9 months who ended up at EA as a Director (he likely took a 50% cut or more).
__________________
Current: 2019 Acura RDX
Gone: 2007 Acura TSX, 2008 Mazda 3 GT, 2003 Mazda Miata LS, 2008 Mazda Miata GT PRHT, 2003 Mazda Protege 5
|
|
|
Yesterday, 10:25 AM
|
#58
|
|
Rs has made me the woman i am today!
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: The Fruit Loops
Posts: 4,051
Thanked 8,346 Times in 2,315 Posts
Failed 184 Times in 92 Posts
|
I've got stories on this subject matter. Could even make me an SME...
Won't share them here though. PM is fine.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by GS8
When I think about ewe, I touch myself
|
|
|
|
Yesterday, 10:52 AM
|
#59
|
|
RabidMod
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto
Posts: 7,490
Thanked 2,866 Times in 1,094 Posts
Failed 128 Times in 44 Posts
|
It's kinda counterproductive to rail against Hehe's take.
In the same way that success in the workplace is finding a way to make your boss succeed, success at an interview is explaining to the hiring panel how you're going to make them succeed.
"I put in X years and therefore I deserve Y" probably makes a lot of sense in a protected (unionized) industry, but I don't think we're all lucky enough to have landed in an industry like that.
For the rest of us, we can keep complaining about how rigged the game is, or we can play the game to our advantage. Complaining feels real good, but the good feels aren't going to put any food on the table.
__________________
Geriatric Motoring Club Member #37
Quote:
Originally Posted by EvoFire
I need to be reliably within 10-15mins of a baked pork chops rice with lemon tea.
|
|
|
|
Today, 02:19 AM
|
#60
|
|
RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 9,652
Thanked 3,679 Times in 1,252 Posts
Failed 236 Times in 60 Posts
|
Youngest person that got hired was 20 years old at CMBC as a driver
The oldest person from my knowledge was my classmate 62 years of age, I believe he's 72 now
Ironically enough, it's easier to get hired here than McDonald's
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_AK
Or you meet some girl at the club, cum inside of her, find out shes only in grade 12, so you buy a Prada bag for her to make things right, she finds out the bag is a fake and decides to have the kid
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by RX_Renesis
wtf did she get some bolt-on titties or what?
they look sooooooooooo much bigger than they were 2ish years ago.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by nns
I can't stand the sound of Mandarin either. Boo yow nee bey nee shing bo now noong gey shee mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo mayo.
|
|
|
|
Today, 10:16 AM
|
#61
|
|
OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 5,203
Thanked 2,795 Times in 1,247 Posts
Failed 81 Times in 54 Posts
|
Tech-bros live in a completely different world when it comes to compensation, working conditions, etc.
At the end of the day, it's who you know and how you present yourself which gets your foot in the door, good times and bad.
On another note, there's been lots of coverage about young people's struggles in the job market. I went to a retail store over the weekend that was staffed by non-TFW young people. I asked a simple question about a product line and the difference between a sale product vs one at regular price. The first young person seemed afraid and couldn't answer my question. Fortunately, there was someone else more senior who could answer my question.
I don't want to be hard on young people, but you should know the products you're selling and be able to have a conversation with customers. Maybe you could blame poor training by the management team at the store, but on the other hand, I've had enough interactions with young people who don't seem comfortable talking to people in front of them. It seems like a widespread problem. In an age of AI, human authenticity is going to be the only thing that sets people apart from the agents. And if young people can't have a conversation with other humans and show their personality, they're truly doomed.
Last edited by Tapioca; Today at 11:26 AM.
|
|
|
Today, 10:24 AM
|
#62
|
|
屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,603
Thanked 16,497 Times in 6,284 Posts
Failed 581 Times in 324 Posts
|
yes thats what i wanted to say as well, but my field is also from outer space and one that nobody can relate to.
Not sure how the average schmoe is doing, but it cant be good cuz these kids arent working at all.
I was thinking there might be easy answers like : garbage man, cityhall worker, bank teller, etc but i think even those jobs are few and far between.
|
|
|
Today, 10:41 AM
|
#63
|
|
RS Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Your Location
Posts: 34,112
Thanked 15,666 Times in 6,629 Posts
Failed 562 Times in 377 Posts
|
Last 6 weeks of job applications:
CMBC bus driver - Insta-rejected
McDonalds - No call back for interview
Rona and Home Depot - Hiring for seasonal roles completed
Pfaff BMW parts delivery - No automotive experience.. Rejected.
It's rough out there.
__________________
Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
|
|
|
Today, 10:41 AM
|
#64
|
|
OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 5,203
Thanked 2,795 Times in 1,247 Posts
Failed 81 Times in 54 Posts
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Badhobz
yes thats what i wanted to say as well, but my field is also from outer space and one that nobody can relate to.
Not sure how the average schmoe is doing, but it cant be good cuz these kids arent working at all.
I was thinking there might be easy answers like : garbage man, cityhall worker, bank teller, etc but i think even those jobs are few and far between.
|
For the average schmoe who's in between jobs, I'm seeing lots of opportunities for gig work. So many people these days are willing to pay money to have their dogs walked, to have their houses cleaned, and for general handyman services.
|
|
|
 |
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:48 AM.
|