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Yesterday, 12:36 PM
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#751
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by BIC_BAWS
Here's another one for 68Style to blow his brains out over - friend sent this to me coincidentally same girl LOL
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Kinda rude ngl - that's like saying "Being 33 and driving a Honda is wild"
Her prompt is textbook invitation for daddy energy where u find the requests amusing
- Easy list until we got to 'hehe haha.' What's my best shot here - dad joke, weird observation, or full physical comedy
- You're the kinda girl who says 'surprise me' and then vetoes the first three surprises. I'm into it
You both suck at texting this girl
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Yesterday, 12:37 PM
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#752
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Gerbs
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dating at that age must be a nightmare for women loool |
dating women at that age is a nightmare
feels like they've seen it all so i'm always on edge for like random shit tests and reads
feels too bitter/mechanical for me to enjoy lol
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2002 AP1 S2000 "Mustard"
2024 F150 Lightning
Past:
- '09 Ducati Monster 696 "Ketchup"
- '20 Dodge Charger R/T
- '20 Ford Mustang GT Convertible
- '04 Acura TL 6MT
- 🛴 Lime Scooter 🛴
- '16 Golf 1.8T
- '09 MB E63 AMG
- '06 Honda Accord V6
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Yesterday, 12:37 PM
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#753
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Badhobz
^cringey shit mop head.... cringey ass shit......
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that's... the point?
u coudl be an adult and text like a boring judgemental millenial
or text her like ur two kids on a playground and keep this shit silly like it's supposed to be
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2002 AP1 S2000 "Mustard"
2024 F150 Lightning
Past:
- '09 Ducati Monster 696 "Ketchup"
- '20 Dodge Charger R/T
- '20 Ford Mustang GT Convertible
- '04 Acura TL 6MT
- 🛴 Lime Scooter 🛴
- '16 Golf 1.8T
- '09 MB E63 AMG
- '06 Honda Accord V6
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Yesterday, 12:42 PM
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#754
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linguistic ninja
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC
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33 y.o. bitch is literally a millennial.
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Yesterday, 12:42 PM
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#755
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Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Man wtf is this shit lol if this is what the competition talks like these days I think I'd be just fine if I ever became single again.
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Yesterday, 12:43 PM
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#756
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Richmond
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lol I've always had that thought too actually. How can you be in your 30's and still not know what you want in a long term relationship...? I did however keep that to myself because saying that to a girl on an app instantly means you ain't getting shit. Waste of time for both parties.
Last edited by spoon.ek9; Yesterday at 07:36 PM.
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Yesterday, 12:47 PM
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#757
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CivicBlues
33 y.o. bitch is literally a millennial.
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she lookin to feel young again 
profile literally says "figuring out what i'm looking for"
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2002 AP1 S2000 "Mustard"
2024 F150 Lightning
Past:
- '09 Ducati Monster 696 "Ketchup"
- '20 Dodge Charger R/T
- '20 Ford Mustang GT Convertible
- '04 Acura TL 6MT
- 🛴 Lime Scooter 🛴
- '16 Golf 1.8T
- '09 MB E63 AMG
- '06 Honda Accord V6
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Yesterday, 12:51 PM
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#758
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RS Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Your Location
Posts: 34,136
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Which app is this?
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Stock & Noob Meet 2026 - Stay Tuned!
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Yesterday, 12:52 PM
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#759
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by MarkyMark
Man wtf is this shit lol if this is what the competition talks like these days I think I'd be just fine if I ever became single again.
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bruh even my smoking hot late 30s? physical therapist texts me like this when I'm up for it and she was born WHILE the soviet union was still a thing
last time she took me out for food. like at a wine bar. on a friday.
u can get ANY woman to be playful and feel like a kid - who tf wants to feel old and serious
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2002 AP1 S2000 "Mustard"
2024 F150 Lightning
Past:
- '09 Ducati Monster 696 "Ketchup"
- '20 Dodge Charger R/T
- '20 Ford Mustang GT Convertible
- '04 Acura TL 6MT
- 🛴 Lime Scooter 🛴
- '16 Golf 1.8T
- '09 MB E63 AMG
- '06 Honda Accord V6
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Yesterday, 12:53 PM
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#760
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bcrdukes
Which app is this?
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purple = hinge
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2002 AP1 S2000 "Mustard"
2024 F150 Lightning
Past:
- '09 Ducati Monster 696 "Ketchup"
- '20 Dodge Charger R/T
- '20 Ford Mustang GT Convertible
- '04 Acura TL 6MT
- 🛴 Lime Scooter 🛴
- '16 Golf 1.8T
- '09 MB E63 AMG
- '06 Honda Accord V6
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Yesterday, 12:57 PM
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#761
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CivicBlues
33 y.o. bitch is literally a millennial.
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ok maybe hobz is ok with being a guangdong hoarder / not living in his ex's ass all day but i feel like most people aren't secure enough for that.
idk about u but i like to feel young, the idea of growing old scares me a bit even if my life gets better every year
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2002 AP1 S2000 "Mustard"
2024 F150 Lightning
Past:
- '09 Ducati Monster 696 "Ketchup"
- '20 Dodge Charger R/T
- '20 Ford Mustang GT Convertible
- '04 Acura TL 6MT
- 🛴 Lime Scooter 🛴
- '16 Golf 1.8T
- '09 MB E63 AMG
- '06 Honda Accord V6
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Yesterday, 01:05 PM
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#762
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JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Richmond
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkyMark
Man wtf is this shit lol if this is what the competition talks like these days I think I'd be just fine if I ever became single again.
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Mentally, I'm here already and I haven't even been married once or had kids yet. This is what dating in the past 10 years has done to me. I'm absolutely done with the games and bullshit. If you don't know what you want, don't know how care for others and have morals in the gutter, I want nothing to do with you. Also, what is a person like that doing on an app that's supposed to be geared towards people who are MORE serious about relationships? "lol i dunno teehee"
g.t.f.o....
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Yesterday, 01:15 PM
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#763
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linguistic ninja
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Man this shit isn't even youthful banter, it's just straight up transactional bullshit.
What can you do for me?
I can do X
No I also want Y
Nah bye Felicia
GTFO with that shit.
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Yesterday, 01:31 PM
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#764
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
Posts: 14,643
Thanked 16,515 Times in 6,294 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AstulzerRZD
ok maybe hobz is ok with being a guangdong hoarder / not living in his ex's ass all day but i feel like most people aren't secure enough for that.
idk about u but i like to feel young, the idea of growing old scares me a bit even if my life gets better every year
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I love getting old. The older I get the more I can do curmudgeony shit that people excuse as ohhhh but that’s because he’s old and cranky.
Yeah bitch. Now come here and suck my dick you playful cunt.
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Yesterday, 01:35 PM
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#765
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2011
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only if u can catch me u old fart
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2002 AP1 S2000 "Mustard"
2024 F150 Lightning
Past:
- '09 Ducati Monster 696 "Ketchup"
- '20 Dodge Charger R/T
- '20 Ford Mustang GT Convertible
- '04 Acura TL 6MT
- 🛴 Lime Scooter 🛴
- '16 Golf 1.8T
- '09 MB E63 AMG
- '06 Honda Accord V6
Last edited by AstulzerRZD; Yesterday at 01:49 PM.
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Yesterday, 01:42 PM
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#766
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,397
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerbs
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dating at that age must be a nightmare for women loool |
Expiration dates aren't real
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Yesterday, 02:42 PM
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#767
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: /
Posts: 5,447
Thanked 3,201 Times in 1,265 Posts
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AstulzerRZD
that's... the point?
u coudl be an adult and text like a boring judgemental millenial
or text her like ur two kids on a playground and keep this shit silly like it's supposed to be
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100%, they just wanna be a child, adult stuff is for in-person
gotta say dumb shit through text especially early stages, it matters more that you are fun than being rich or tall
Quote:
Originally Posted by CivicBlues
Man this shit isn't even youthful banter, it's just straight up transactional bullshit.
What can you do for me?
I can do X
No I also want Y
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that's why dating under 28 is so fun, there's still newness in restaurants, activities, travelling, then they all go wahhhhhhh top down
date old enough, and it's oh tasting menu here sucks, already did this activity i don't like it, i had a situationship and their doors go up, and it's too loud so annoying
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Yesterday, 03:11 PM
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#768
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Rs has made me the man i am today!
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: NYC
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100%, they just wanna be a child, adult stuff is for in-person
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ya in person is like oh shit "he could hurt me" and so they need the comfort vibes/more serious leadership in person
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2002 AP1 S2000 "Mustard"
2024 F150 Lightning
Past:
- '09 Ducati Monster 696 "Ketchup"
- '20 Dodge Charger R/T
- '20 Ford Mustang GT Convertible
- '04 Acura TL 6MT
- 🛴 Lime Scooter 🛴
- '16 Golf 1.8T
- '09 MB E63 AMG
- '06 Honda Accord V6
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Yesterday, 04:47 PM
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#769
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Performance Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Richmond
Posts: 19,434
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All I can say is best of ruck with our India overlords since they’re the only ones having kids the way you guys talk
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Yesterday, 05:24 PM
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#770
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屎忽鬼
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Ricemond
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dats true. brown and alternative generic browns aka dem musliums.
gg no re.
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Yesterday, 10:17 PM
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#771
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OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: revscene
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Date #2 with Panda Ex girl
Spent $86.65 on museum + food + dessert x2, 150km driven tho.
All in all, not bad at all, considering what thread has seen LOL
FIFA has done a number on the crackhead and clean up in Chinatown, it's crazy. It only marginally smells like piss now, and all the crackheads are in one area (just that one street on hastings). You can almost feel safe. We walked around Chinatown for quite a bit and got a chance to explore some pretty cool cultural gems that I never would have went to if it was still cracked up.
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