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01-15-2009, 09:53 PM
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#1 | | ah_some
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| Man Almost Loses His *ahem*...
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/
Apple Daily: http://www1.appledaily.atnext.com/te...08&sec_id=4104
Quote: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
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01-15-2009, 09:54 PM
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#2 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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GJ ah_cat.
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01-15-2009, 09:59 PM
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#3 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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wow.........................just wow.........................
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01-15-2009, 10:17 PM
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#4 | | Director of RS Cares
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well...at least now he knows not to stick his peepee in just any hole
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01-15-2009, 10:19 PM
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#5 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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Lol How Small Is His Wang Then@!
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01-15-2009, 10:26 PM
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#6 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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wasnt this news from couple mths ago?
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01-15-2009, 10:35 PM
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#7 | | ah_some
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^yeah, i think back in August 2008.
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01-15-2009, 10:39 PM
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#8 | | The Lone Wanderator
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01-15-2009, 10:41 PM
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#9 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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what a horny mofo.
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01-15-2009, 10:48 PM
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#10 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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what a dumbass.. gotta be painful and embarrassing
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01-15-2009, 10:55 PM
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#11 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Lol
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01-15-2009, 10:57 PM
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#12 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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A lesson for him to just stick to his hand.
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01-15-2009, 11:01 PM
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#13 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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wow, must be embarassing
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01-15-2009, 11:05 PM
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#14 | | Banned (ABWS)
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LOL. of all the places/things he could've used
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01-16-2009, 12:05 AM
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#15 | | The sound of inevitability
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... sigh, what the hell?
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01-16-2009, 12:20 AM
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#16 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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HAHAHAHA am I the only one that caught that sentance at the end of the video
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01-16-2009, 02:49 AM
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#17 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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^lol
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01-16-2009, 03:42 AM
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#18 | | 無敵
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Repost? o_O
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01-16-2009, 07:55 AM
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#19 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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Wtf!
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01-16-2009, 09:43 AM
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#20 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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| wow he couldnt have cut a hole in his matress like the rest of the desperate people ?
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01-16-2009, 09:48 AM
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#21 | | ESKETIT
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Originally Posted by m!chael  HAHAHAHA am I the only one that caught that sentance at the end of the video | lolol'[
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01-16-2009, 10:49 AM
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#22 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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lol.............. a park bench.. really?
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01-16-2009, 01:06 PM
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#23 | | x_x
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that must be one magical park bench.
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01-16-2009, 01:19 PM
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#24 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by m!chael HAHAHAHA am I the only one that caught that sentance at the end of the video | lol i thought i was the only one who watched the video.
Sons of bitches!
you can hear the guy screaming in the back
what a moron, who fucks inanimate objects?
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01-16-2009, 03:05 PM
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#25 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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Originally Posted by tamiya_s2000 wasnt this news from couple mths ago? | Quote:
Originally Posted by ah_cat ^yeah, i think back in August 2008. | then why would you repost it?? lol
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