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10-12-2009, 02:05 AM
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My lucky day at the golf course !
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $8000, black 6."
Now, this is a "37-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.
...and on that note
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWcc2hCwsWM
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10-12-2009, 02:35 AM
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Chris Hansen wouldn't buy it!
but it takes one imaginative mind to come up with that on the spot. if it were to be true.
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10-12-2009, 03:10 AM
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My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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lol that's great
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IF I FIND YOU
I WILL EAT YOUR RICE!
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10-12-2009, 08:45 AM
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Dammit now I want a lucky frog or a 15 yr old girl. Will be happy with either
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10-12-2009, 10:23 AM
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I STILL don't get it
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The frog replies, "Ribbit $8000, black 6."
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That alone will net you $280,000. That's one hell of a lucky frog! 
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10-12-2009, 10:55 AM
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My homepage has been set to RS
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HAHAHAHA thats awesomeeee
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10-12-2009, 11:54 AM
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"Entertainment" mod.
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LOL that was a good one! No need to rush read it, same goes for the commercial.
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10-12-2009, 12:09 PM
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Ubereem Mod
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this was awesome!
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10-13-2009, 11:52 AM
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I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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lol, tat was unexpected. I expected a thai surprise or somethinf
ahahahha
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Ignorance is bliss
How I wish I can remain ignorant, why do I know so much?
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10-13-2009, 11:56 AM
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RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Frog JB is lucky JB. w00t.
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10-13-2009, 12:18 PM
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I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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HAHAHAHA thats awesomeeee
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+1 
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2007 Acura TL
2005 Acura TL....RIP
2003 Honda Accord Coupe V6....RIP
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10-13-2009, 02:36 PM
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ESKETIT
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