What Grinds Your Gears
 

What Pisses u off? Vent out your anger here


Do you know what grinds my gears? People in the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freakin program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse!
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden." Couldn't eat it. Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything. And that people is what grinds my gears.
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When slow retards fail to keep right on the highway.

when someone pisses you off really bad and you just want to throw a punch at them, but can't do that since a person of higher authority is right beside you.. aka your boss..

when i go out for dinner, and the people at the next table arnt speaking english and are practically yelling every word to each other.

but then i just retaliate and start speaking italian just as loud so they can hear me hahaha

fat chicks + yoga pants.

waking up in the morning for work

Sirens/honking on the radio

Waking up when you don't have to because of noises outside.. Ex: birds and construction
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when i open my big mac box and 60% of the patty isnt even on the bread

When the lazy fucks @ McDonalds bring me an ice cream cone that's 1/2 as tall as the previous customer's ice cream cone.

Lazy teachers who can't teach.

The Liberals and NDP
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If I started to list them off, I don't think I would ever be able to stop typing.

But one that comes to mind immediately:

People who say "gosh"

You know what really grinds my gears? People who make reposts and then change the post to something different so they don't get more fails!!!! Just saw 3 posts in the row in the fucked up shit thread and it grinds my fucken gears!!!

Gas prices being $1.40/L and continuing to go up :fuuuuu:

People who think they are rich by buying things they cant afford.

People who don't contribute in group projects
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Hate People who have multiple personalities, and mood swings
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joe45

When everyone expected a sweep and canucks pull this off on us, losing 6-1 right now

people who lie about false shit..

people who think they know everything when they dont

Hypocrites.

If your parents are asian, they will send you to the gayest tutors ever. Gayest

Drivers who slow down to look at car accidents that happen on the other side of the road.