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This Doesn't Taste Like Diesel Fuel

A Scottish thief tried to siphon off someone else's diesel fuel — but ended up getting a mouthful of raw sewage instead.

John O'Hare, 73, and his wife May, 69, of Glasgow had spent a week touring Scotland in their camper van and had parked at their final stop just a few miles from home, reports the Scottish Daily Record.

While they were sound asleep, a thief crept up to their encampment with a plastic hose and fuel container, intending to poach some diesel.

He apparently stuck one end in his mouth in order to get the siphon going — and, in the darkness, the other end not into the van's fuel tank, but into its septic chamber.

The next morning, the O'Hares stepped outside to find on the ground: the plastic hose; the fuel container; the entire contents of the septic tank; and a puddle of human vomit.

"I hope the thief has learned from his experience and given up his evil ways," laughed John O'Hare to the newspaper on Sunday.

Also lying on the ground were several pound coins, which O'Hare thinks may have been robbed from a vending machine. He gave the money to charity.

"Fortunately for us," said O'Hare, "he was left with a nasty taste in his mouth."

Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,120538,00.html

SpooSports

05-21-2004 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by AzN_ignite
nice, i would like to try one. was it that blueish green one

yeah, didnt like how it shifted.

Canadian Rider

05-21-2004 10:02 AM

yeehaw..

accent_gal

05-21-2004 10:32 AM

Gunn that story's SICK!!!!

Miss_HondaRTS

05-21-2004 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by SpooSports
yeah, didnt like how it shifted.

thats kris's old car (dirty k) . The 3rd gear syncro (sp?) is shot still i believe. That poor car has gone through a lot :(

Festus351

05-21-2004 10:39 AM

Happy Birthday Jason!!! (Canadian Rider) ^_^"
:Birthday:

accent_gal

05-21-2004 10:51 AM

Ugh this sucks... i can't stop sneezing!!!! i hate colds...

Happy Birthday man!

Gunn	05-21-2004 11:47 AM

Shit... it looks like it's gonna start raining... this should be a fun 2+ hour drive... nothing like hydroplaning all over a wet highway.

Btw, happy birthday canadian rider!!! I'll drink a few for ya this weekend :D

down_hill_dog

05-21-2004 05:38 PM

hydroplaning is SCARY ASSS SHIT...

Canadian Rider

05-21-2004 06:11 PM

thanks ya'll :D

fourtirefire

05-21-2004 06:21 PM

yup the downpour was great today.. did some drifting in the truck... and after the rain found a nice 8inch deep puddle that was like 30 feet around heh.. free truck wash!

mmm was a nice free lunch today at cookson motors mmm burgers

Festus351

05-21-2004 09:00 PM

This rain isnt doin much for the rodeo plans... lol oh well that just means more time for boozin

Hope everyone has a fun may long... even those of you working or doing other stuff that may not be considered fun ;) hehee im kiddin

SpooSports

05-21-2004 10:47 PM

So its raining like a whore here, better clear up a bit by tomorrrow i gotta drive to fucken nelson.

Im bitter, im not sure why, just in one of those choked moods.

AzN_ignite

05-22-2004 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by down_hill_dog
hydroplaning is SCARY ASSS SHIT...

hmmm slowing down might help eh

Big Daddy

05-22-2004 02:48 PM

just finiahed puttin the bumper on my car :D. Interior is mostly back in, windows are back in. Now i just need insurance...

oh, and pics will come later, gotta get back to my ball tournament.

Jen	05-22-2004 03:37 PM

Ugggh. There's nothing I hate more than listening to music on stock speakers. I had to give back my Rockford deck and amps for my subs/kickers today. Long story. It sounds like shit. I am annoyed. :|

Jen	05-23-2004 10:22 AM

PS, Toyota Echo hatchbacks don't hold up very well upon side impact... my little brother got t-boned, some chick in a Blazer wrote off his new 2004. Thankfully he's fine, but I hate those stupid little cars.

fourtirefire

05-23-2004 04:05 PM

echos are trash... was in a rented one last winter.. with oh 1400km's on it 2004 model.. turn on the heater and snow came in blowing all over the interior.... huurtin

hahaha new sig for me :lol

the guy is serious about this.. http://www.revscene.net/forums/showt...hreadid=208717
had an 8 page thread before that about his car

big_sexy_chevy

05-23-2004 05:32 PM

YAH, ROCKETS WIN THE MEMORIAL CUP 2-1, wow the atmosphere down there was nuts, :D

suisei

05-23-2004 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by big_sexy_chevy
YAH, ROCKETS WIN THE MEMORIAL CUP 2-1, wow the atmosphere down there was nuts, :D

no doubt! thought that deserved it's own thread though... :)

honduhman

05-23-2004 11:27 PM

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Originally posted by AzN_ignite
hmmm slowing down might help eh

Friday i hydroplaned at any speed.

Fucking rain sucked.... I hoped to make it to vernon

big_sexy_chevy

05-24-2004 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by suisei
no doubt! thought that deserved it's own thread though... :)

haha, true enough eh

going to the falkland stampede today, mmkai

fourtirefire

05-24-2004 10:38 AM

red 2000 integras are not fast..... EF OWNED

Danch

05-24-2004 11:06 AM

sucks how the only rims that are selling around the BS are mr7 mr7, mr7's and konig tantrums right now :(

proshoraca

05-24-2004 11:59 AM

wow that losing licence thread had the most horse-shit i've ever read in a long time, too many ppl tryin to make a point without knowing the facts on what they're talkin about(for the most part).
good for one thing tho, a laugh , and a loss of respect for alot of ppl.

and this weather sucks

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