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bmwwheelman 06-04-2004 05:31 PM
AHHAHAHAHAA :lol :lol :lol :lol

fourtirefire 06-04-2004 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy
A guy sporting a ski mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the fucking safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" she replies, "we don't have any money, this is a sperm bank". "Don't argue, open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off" says the guy with the gun.
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take out one of the bottles and drink it."
"But it's full of sperm" she replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.
"There," he says "it's not that fucking difficult is it ?"
haha that's pro

wow.. i got sunburnt today and i was only outside a few times!

RRxtar 06-04-2004 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by onetirefire
haha that's pro

wow.. i got sunburnt today and i was only outside a few times!
i was outside for 8 hours Im cooked. heh

ToyotaWolf 06-04-2004 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy
A guy sporting a ski mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the fucking safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" she replies, "we don't have any money, this is a sperm bank". "Don't argue, open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off" says the guy with the gun.
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take out one of the bottles and drink it."
"But it's full of sperm" she replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.
"There," he says "it's not that fucking difficult is it ?"
Thats beautiful ill have to remember that one

eviljeenyus 06-04-2004 09:02 PM
Hahah thats a good one

Festus351 06-04-2004 10:17 PM
lol thats funny

working at 2 is so lame.... i dont get to be out in the sun... :( especially when i babysit in the morning untill like 1.. just enough time to drive to work in the beautiful weather and deal with the recirculated air at work.. *gag*
fortunately i got the 5am shift starting on the 20th .... definately not stoked about that one...hey its the weekend! *wewt*

ThunderKat 06-05-2004 12:25 AM
Me and Gunn went to see Troy tonight....AWESOME!!!!!! It was an amazing movie...totally recommend it to anyone.

Plus...for the ladies....Brads glistening muscles are amazing :D

down_hill_dog 06-05-2004 01:36 AM
WOW went for a good backroad rip tonight, Belgo loop, upto east K then june springs rd to the top, then down to spiers and back to KLO it was EEEECCKsellent, now i've been chuggin on the bacardi and coke and i'm goin to wash some cars at work at 1:37 AM if i can get the lot done tonight i can sleep all tomorrow, woot

fourtirefire 06-05-2004 03:23 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by down_hill_dog
WOW went for a good backroad rip tonight, Belgo loop, upto east K then june springs rd to the top, then down to spiers and back to KLO it was EEEECCKsellent, now i've been chuggin on the bacardi and coke and i'm goin to wash some cars at work at 1:37 AM if i can get the lot done tonight i can sleep all tomorrow, woot
it was a good ol smokin brake pad good time


damn.. i wish there was a liquor store open now... oh well i'll save it for tomorrow

proshoraca 06-05-2004 04:07 AM
my muffler fell 1/2 way off at 100mph tonite

Saturn2nr 06-05-2004 10:34 AM
Well I'm heading off to the gym and stuff... then off to Slacks and whatever else in Penticton tonight. :D

-Travis-

SpooSports 06-05-2004 12:20 PM
Sweeeeeeet.....so rain on my day off.....coool

heh, I beat Jason *pipes* wild( aka CanadianRider) at an arm wrestle in front of a good crowd last night. He was so bitter all night. So now hes the man formally known as pipes.

Big Daddy 06-05-2004 12:30 PM
So I fried another Alternator :(

Canadian Rider 06-05-2004 01:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by SpooSports
Sweeeeeeet.....so rain on my day off.....coool

heh, I beat Jason *pipes* wild( aka CanadianRider) at an arm wrestle in front of a good crowd last night. He was so bitter all night. So now hes the man formally known as pipes.
:p

RRxtar 06-05-2004 01:43 PM
rain rain go away come again on monday.

fourtirefire 06-06-2004 02:01 AM
mmm another good yet shorter backroad sesh...
i'm stoked for autox tomorrow be there at 9am if y'all wanna race

SpooSports 06-06-2004 12:23 PM
grade 10 parties own:)

RRxtar 06-06-2004 02:57 PM
heh
http://www.daleford.com/twins.php

Big Daddy 06-06-2004 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DA_TEG
heh
http://www.daleford.com/twins.php
nice

ToyotaWolf 06-06-2004 03:40 PM
Fuhuckinglarious

bmwwheelman 06-06-2004 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DA_TEG
heh
http://www.daleford.com/twins.php
i'd stick it in them :lol

bluebomber85 06-06-2004 04:32 PM
As would I, and anyone else in here if they ever got a chance to.

ToyotaWolf 06-06-2004 04:52 PM
Well id do both at the same time muwahaha

RRxtar 06-06-2004 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyotaWolf
Well id do both at the same time muwahaha
no you wouldnt. dont kid yourself.

ToyotaWolf 06-06-2004 04:57 PM
You are right mike id let you do one while i did the other :lol


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