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Old 06-04-2004, 05:31 PM   #6251
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Old 06-04-2004, 05:55 PM   #6252
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A guy sporting a ski mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the fucking safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" she replies, "we don't have any money, this is a sperm bank". "Don't argue, open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off" says the guy with the gun.
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take out one of the bottles and drink it."
"But it's full of sperm" she replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.
"There," he says "it's not that fucking difficult is it ?"
haha that's pro

wow.. i got sunburnt today and i was only outside a few times!
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:48 PM   #6253
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wow.. i got sunburnt today and i was only outside a few times!
i was outside for 8 hours Im cooked. heh
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:43 PM   #6254
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A guy sporting a ski mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the fucking safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" she replies, "we don't have any money, this is a sperm bank". "Don't argue, open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off" says the guy with the gun.
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says "Take out one of the bottles and drink it."
"But it's full of sperm" she replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too" he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.
"There," he says "it's not that fucking difficult is it ?"
Thats beautiful ill have to remember that one
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:02 PM   #6255
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Old 06-04-2004, 10:17 PM   #6256
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lol thats funny

working at 2 is so lame.... i dont get to be out in the sun... especially when i babysit in the morning untill like 1.. just enough time to drive to work in the beautiful weather and deal with the recirculated air at work.. *gag*
fortunately i got the 5am shift starting on the 20th .... definately not stoked about that one...hey its the weekend! *wewt*
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Old 06-05-2004, 12:25 AM   #6257
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Me and Gunn went to see Troy tonight....AWESOME!!!!!! It was an amazing movie...totally recommend it to anyone.

Plus...for the ladies....Brads glistening muscles are amazing
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Old 06-05-2004, 01:36 AM   #6258
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WOW went for a good backroad rip tonight, Belgo loop, upto east K then june springs rd to the top, then down to spiers and back to KLO it was EEEECCKsellent, now i've been chuggin on the bacardi and coke and i'm goin to wash some cars at work at 1:37 AM if i can get the lot done tonight i can sleep all tomorrow, woot

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WOW went for a good backroad rip tonight, Belgo loop, upto east K then june springs rd to the top, then down to spiers and back to KLO it was EEEECCKsellent, now i've been chuggin on the bacardi and coke and i'm goin to wash some cars at work at 1:37 AM if i can get the lot done tonight i can sleep all tomorrow, woot
it was a good ol smokin brake pad good time


damn.. i wish there was a liquor store open now... oh well i'll save it for tomorrow
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Old 06-05-2004, 04:07 AM   #6260
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my muffler fell 1/2 way off at 100mph tonite
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Well I'm heading off to the gym and stuff... then off to Slacks and whatever else in Penticton tonight.

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Sweeeeeeet.....so rain on my day off.....coool

heh, I beat Jason *pipes* wild( aka CanadianRider) at an arm wrestle in front of a good crowd last night. He was so bitter all night. So now hes the man formally known as pipes.
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Old 06-05-2004, 01:25 PM   #6264
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heh, I beat Jason *pipes* wild( aka CanadianRider) at an arm wrestle in front of a good crowd last night. He was so bitter all night. So now hes the man formally known as pipes.

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Old 06-05-2004, 01:43 PM   #6265
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mmm another good yet shorter backroad sesh...
i'm stoked for autox tomorrow be there at 9am if y'all wanna race
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Old 06-06-2004, 02:57 PM   #6268
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Well id do both at the same time muwahaha
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no you wouldnt. dont kid yourself.
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You are right mike id let you do one while i did the other
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