back to pen we go

oohhhh shit. :D im gonna end up in the hospital, drunk tank, or floating in the canal.

I'm suprised i haven't been in the tank yet this week:o

Well we got pretty metis last night......

Drank a bottle of Alize blue for the first time, fucken good stuff:)

then went to flashdance. got MESSY!

Canadian rider grinded with a 300+ pound girl for 2 songs for a 20 bill. then voluntarily danced with some other big girls for free.

Saw a ton of people, best flashbacks night in a while, the shooting was awesome too:)

Last night sucked pretty bad. I think I went to hard all week and passed out at my computer trying to make plans.

So anyways I woke up at 1am sobered up and didn't really wanna go downtown.

Was a rad peachfest though. Didn't sleep at all until last night:D

wel im wated. yep got drunk on aboat on kal lake with the familey. ot was greatfun!!!! went tubing, fell off a few times. ye haw! had so many drunks. ttyl!

You had lots of drunks?

That's just not right.

Alright i got fuckin so drunbk tonigth and then my budddies got mased by some guys so we went looking for them abnd never found them. WIll look for them tomorrow snf get htem back, HAHA. Alirght im out/

So I got ripped last night. The girls decided that they wanted to go to rivers, we caved and went. Get to the front door, buddy there ID's the girls and lets them in, then looks at me and asks me if I have a long sleeve shirt (I was wearing a cut-off). I of course say no, where am I gonna hide one, up my ass? So he grabs me this budweiser shirt and says I can only come in if I put it on, I give it a smell, smelled relatively clean, so I put it on and walk in, he stops me and swipes me for metallic shi, fine, walk in, there was a girl at the bar who worked there, the DJ was playing pool with a bartender, and that's it. Went and sat down at atable, the girls all went to the bathroom, I took the shirt off, and was just sitting thee in my cutoff, buddy from the front door walked inside to have a look around, sees me without the bud shirt and comes up and tells me the reason he had me put it on was because "On Fridays and Saturdays guys come in wearing those kind of shirts and cause trouble." I look arond, "Dude, it's Monday, there's 7 fucking people here (2 more people had come in by then), I'm here with my buddy and three girls, and you're telling me I can't wear this shirt because people cause shit on weekends?" So he's says yeah, you can either put the shirt on or leave, so I said fuckit, I'm out and walked out.

thought it was finished didn't you? Nope, almost tho.

So me and my buddy are standing outside, and the DJ comes outside, walks up to me and asks if I still owrk at the Max, I say yup, so he's like "I want you to go tell Kelvim to go fuck himself" I was thought he said Kevin, so I got a little defensive and asked why the fuck i'd do that (Kevin works the door at the Max with me on Wednesdays), then he'slike, no, Kelvim, that guy over there, points at the guy standing at the door. So I saw, well, I pretty much did 9by saying fuck it, I'm out of here). So the guy looks at me and says, "You did, in that case, I don't want to see you back here again...

THE GUY BANNED ME! said something about how would I react if someone told me to fuck off or something. shit, if I banned everyone who told me to fuck off, there'd be a long list of people not allowed at the Max, nice business practices.

oh man rivers is such a joke. last time i went there , girls got in, me and my buddy were fucking questioned and shit, made us both empty our pockets, did an excessive swipe with the metal detector, got really fucking rude about it going off on my belt buckle. that place is fucked and the people who work there are too.

about a month ago I was there with a friend and he was handing his empty glass to his gf and it fell and broke. The bartender runs over with 3 doormen and demands that he pays $20 for the glass. This place is really hitting rock bottom lately.

went to 97th street pub. man i forgot how busy that place gets. ah well i got nicely loaded. Oh yeah and that Shaftebury Four Twenty stuff doesnt taste very good. I had to force that stuff down

i was at 97st too! good times. i suck ass at pool tho.

i was supposed to be, but i had shitty work at 5:30am this morning.


Tonight however, will be the annual joeys belini night:) Im gonna get extreamly Metis

whats metis?? stew where do you come up with these strange words?

another word for native.. i learned that in HISKOOL

the metis are decendants of a mix between native people and french fur traders. most famous one being Louis Riel. largest population of them is in Winnipeg. most of them are raised to speak french. its pretty crazy listening to them have conversations cause they flip between french and english every other word.

Prostar :D

so stew is saying hes gonna get native? huh?

which in stews dictionary of words means

getting nate = getting native = getting drunk

AHHHHHHHHH it all comes together at the end.. thanx :)

sweet guys.......


no matter how you slice it, my buddy was in from out of town for a one night party and we sauced HARD, the bill was going up by the 100s for 5 of us. barely paid for a thing too.

Yeah. If you don't understand what he says, it's almost always a hick term for getting drunk.

went to pen last night on a random road trip... got hammered, and woke up just in time to get to work... an hour late. haha

bars were completely empty there... which was kinda surprising

So anyways... I( have a headache.

Went to element.... was shitty.... nite moves.... even worse.

bouncer at nite moves threw a couple cheap shots at me after i fended off a crackhead chick outside that thought it would be cool to TRY and beat the shit outta me because I was wearing a pennywise shirt. I got a shot in and he decided he'd be nice and just tell me to leave. I think he was having a rough nite working the door to a shitty bar.