Ha. see my memoir idea was great!

that shit will sell like hotcakes

Steve: "I mean seriously, what are the fucking odds!"

Jas: "For you? Or everyone else?"

:lol touche

I still cannot believe that.

That really would be like Tiff, Terra and Tanya moving into the same house.

hahaha...oh man, this is going to be entertaining to say the least. I'm gonna be grinnin like a motherfucker just waiting in anticipation for her to say his name...the second that happens all bets are off. I have a verbal lashing that's been building up for some time now just waiting to be released. This is as good a candidate as any!



PS: i won't actually set the needles extra deep...i can't it's my reputaion on the line and i wouldn't do that to even my worst enemy.

UGGHH cough syrup is NASTTYYY, no wonder I haven't touched this stuff since I was forced to as a kid!

I think my body has a 404 error.
Nausea dizziness, dry mouth, plugged nose plugged ear, my throat feels like I've been eating woodchips and washing it down with degreaser, headaches, body aches and last night all the way up until now (7:30am) it was all of the above plus heartburn, puking and diarrhea.

Man, it sounds like you guys are all getting what I had a month ago...

Yeah... and drink buckleys... its good for ya.

Oh yeah, UPS are ass munching retards...

First they charge ya $80 for brokerage, then they randomly hold your packages, then you call them to get delivery rescheduled, and they say tomorrow and schedule it two weeks from now.

I think I'm gonna pee on their sign when I go pick the stuff up.

You should taste the Buckley's Des fed me once. It's like bottled zombie :crazy2:

Werd. I went to work and suffered the last couple days but im taking tomorrow off. I cant swallow at all. Im angry and grumpy. Also my body is adjusted to any meds i can take. I took 2 T3's and they did absoulty nothing. So im going to fight this thing the oldschool natural way.

This cold is brutal. About a month and a half ago I had a one day stomach sickness - not fun at all. But this cold, I've been sick for two weeks now, and I still have a cough and a stuffed nose in the morning. My daughter, who has had it for 2 and a half weeks, is now feeling worse again. Her nose it running, fever, and she's coughing constantly.

Anyways, here's to everyone get better.

I'm almost healed from this plague that has ravished our cities. Hoping to return to the gym tomorrow, but we'll see.

Mines fighting back, I'm worse today, and it's in my freaking eye too.

I've got antibotics now at least.

for a cold/ flu? antibiotics wont do anything

Ok I just have to post these now:

Watch this one first if you don't get what was posted before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgU8_NR3h78

I just love how he almost hits a parked car then runs the stop sign.

then watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYRDuOCKr2A

Might as well Ghost ride the whip while we're at it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWy_Hanw_RE

For the nasal infection

some crack whore lost her purse in a mailbox and it landed on our incoming mail belt...

never a dull moment.

lol awesome. Add that to the pipe bombs, fireworks, dog shit, needles, garbage, food, snow, etc my mom has found before. Always thrilling on OCall or cull whatever its called. :lol

Ahahaha awesome

http://lameking.net/images/lknew2.jpg

HAHAHA!

Oh god, that's from teenage mutant ninja turtles isn't it?

If you like star wars, or hell, even if you hate it, you should watch this. Make sure sound is on

http://www.glumbert.com/media/starwars

That is hilarious