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Understanding Engineers - Take One: Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, Minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." Understanding Engineers - Take Two To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers - Take Three A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a Particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept Golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with Him." He said, "Hello, George! What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" Understanding Engineers - Take Four What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets Understanding Engineers - Take Five The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The Graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The Graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The Graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" Understanding Engineers - Take Six Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" Understanding Engineers - Take Seven Normal people believe that if it isn't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it isn't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet |
"To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be." :haha: thats awesome! |
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ok try the link again. I warn you it is incredibly stupid. |
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1400 hp procharged 520 big block in a 87 firebird. Track videos.. and its not the drag strip. Looks like fun. New tires after 5 laps. The rudskogen 2006 nr 1 and rudskogen 2006 nr 2 vids kick ass! http://www.pollymotorsport.no/index....view_album.php |
got the last general admission ticket for incubus :p |
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lucky guy :( |
from tonight Girlfriend - "Your such a child!" Me - "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert!" |
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classic comedy right there |
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Just realized that revscene hasn't updated to the new time change :p |
lol, just found this add on buy sell 1990 MAZDA MIATA 255000 KMS Cool car, great on gas. Mechanically sound, runs great. Features: full body kit, good tires on 16" rims. white with black decal on hood. Custom ride. Speed chip and intake done recently. NEW SOFT TOP just done. Momo short shift and momo steer. CD player with great speakers. Custom interior. Lots of work done with all receipts since first owner. $62,000.00. obo. Sooke. SUCH A DEAL!!! :p |
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Beaches around there didn't feel too cool to me lol. Guess its cooler to the truee blood Croats haha. Woulda sucked to be him, panic attack! |
Woohooo.. i just picked up a new muffler for my car ... FLowmaster baby :lol .. can't wait to get it on |
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at least they sound good :) |
Hey all you hackers out there i need some help and my skills have me limited. I have an email address from a while ago, that i need to get into to recover some old emails that have important information. I've forgotten my question and have forgotten how to get around that in terms of getting my password back.....do any of you know how/if this is possible? i know that hotmail expires addresses after they sit there for a while but this hasn't been that long.. and iwent in a couple weeks ago but like a retard forgot the info.... PM me if you can help.. that would be awesome ^_^ |
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and provided you can prove you own the account they can change your password wether they do is a diff story :p |
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