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Old 08-27-2007, 12:06 AM   #1851
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Espically when your car dumps coolant under the tires at 117 mph. Im so glad he survived and walked away with only a sprained thumb. He used to bitch about that gage getting in the way. Now he's huggin the chassis builder.Its a good thing thoes concrete barriers moved so much too.
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Old 08-29-2007, 04:33 PM   #1854
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Old 08-29-2007, 04:34 PM   #1855
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will do, man...I'm hoping to be outta GP by Sep. 6 and possibly back in BC, so it should be easy as pie...either way you got me for Sep. 6, I promise!!!
you were in GP ?
jesus fuck man, you coulda msn'd me!
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Old 08-29-2007, 05:57 PM   #1856
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I got out of the hospital!
yay to more surgury
so you had it done eh? do they look/feel like the real thing?
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Does anyone else have a cameraphone that end up taking 65 pictures of the inside of their pocket in a normal work day?
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Old 08-29-2007, 06:31 PM   #1857
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or else mine would do the same...i called someone in my pocket once.
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:45 PM   #1858
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really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ...
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we could get some serious IRL russian nesting doll action going here if des can find someone to fit in her pocket, since she's pocket sized herself (though it might be a squeeze if you factor in the boobies)
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:35 PM   #1860
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really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ...
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so the roommate and I are sitting here watching some STNG while eating some KD and this is how the convo went.

geoff: "What I wouldn't give for a big borg invasion right now"

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Old 08-31-2007, 07:10 PM   #1863
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:00 AM   #1864
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Old 09-01-2007, 09:32 AM   #1865
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really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ...
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:21 AM   #1866
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you were in GP ?
jesus fuck man, you coulda msn'd me!
haha sorry dude...barely ever on the computr0n anymore...working too much I'm in Countryside South...what about you?
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or else mine would do the same...i called someone in my pocket once.
haha I do that all the time...a couple of weeks ago I had an insane day at work...called my boss for some reason while running between assignments, got his machine and decided to just fawk it and toss the phone on the pass seat lol...so he got like a 2 minute message of me racing through the streets of GP and police scanner chatter in the background the whole time haha
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Old 09-03-2007, 10:00 PM   #1869
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hammer vs thumb results are in : hammer wins
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2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
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3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
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4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
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5 . My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
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6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
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7. My mother taught me IRONY.
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1. I worked for a Juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it mainly because it was a so-so job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

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17. SO I TRIED RETIREMENT, AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:21 AM   #1875
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