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Old 09-08-2007, 01:40 AM   #1876
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so the roommate and I are sitting here watching some STNG while eating some KD and this is how the convo went.

geoff: "What I wouldn't give for a big borg invasion right now"

adam: "We should find some girls that know what a bat'leth" - "Ya baby suck my bat'leth"

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so the roommate and I are sitting here watching some STNG while eating some KD and this is how the convo went.

geoff: "What I wouldn't give for a big borg invasion right now"

adam: "We should find some girls that know what a bat'leth" - "Ya baby suck my bat'leth"

geoff: "I wonder if klingons dicks are ridged?"
LMAO

better conversion yet. borg vs. the Jem'Hadar. think about it.

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Old 09-08-2007, 12:53 PM   #1877
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:47 PM   #1878
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really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ...
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^ That's fucked.

Central Saanich cops.. I dunno if it's all the flak they've been catching lately for having it easy but jesus christ. I just got 'caught' speeding on the Pat Bay at 12:40 Sunday night. Good fucking detective work, officer!
At least she got to return to the shop after to fill the hole in her heart with coffee and donuts. Bitch.

I dunno, I have a slightly larger wheel/tire combo than stock... but she said I was going easily 20km faster than my speedo was reading. I'm seriously doubting it would be out that much.

All anger aside, everyone has a job to do, and she did at least have the decency to give me a minimum ticket.
But still, FUCK!

edit: and now I can't sleep, which is cool... cause it's not like i got any sleep the last 5 nights anyway.. bleh

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Old 09-10-2007, 01:33 AM   #1880
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Old 09-10-2007, 01:03 PM   #1881
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^ That's fucked.

Central Saanich cops.. I dunno if it's all the flak they've been catching lately for having it easy but jesus christ. I just got 'caught' speeding on the Pat Bay at 12:40 Sunday night. Good fucking detective work, officer!
At least she got to return to the shop after to fill the hole in her heart with coffee and donuts. Bitch.

I dunno, I have a slightly larger wheel/tire combo than stock... but she said I was going easily 20km faster than my speedo was reading. I'm seriously doubting it would be out that much.

All anger aside, everyone has a job to do, and she did at least have the decency to give me a minimum ticket.
But still, FUCK!

edit: and now I can't sleep, which is cool... cause it's not like i got any sleep the last 5 nights anyway.. bleh
Yeah I was coming home a couple nights ago, going 100 near the billboards for some reason, and some guy comes by me in his truck going about 105-110, just a hair faster than most traffic, and I see him slam on the brakes when he rounds the corner, CSP comes flying off from the shoulder and pulls him over in front of me.
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really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ...
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Old 09-12-2007, 07:34 AM   #1882
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I'd still do her.

But I'd still do Jessica Alba even tho she has herpes... Not only would I do her, Id get a t-shirt made up "I caught herpes from Jessica Alba"
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Old 09-12-2007, 10:44 AM   #1884
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does sshe actually have herpes? that be a real shame
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:06 AM   #1885
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does sshe actually have herpes? that be a real shame
Supposedly she got it from Derek Jeter.
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If by 'real shame' you mean 'hilarious', then yes, it would be.
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:02 PM   #1887
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really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ...
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^ That's fucked.

Central Saanich cops.. I dunno if it's all the flak they've been catching lately for having it easy but jesus christ. I just got 'caught' speeding on the Pat Bay at 12:40 Sunday night. Good fucking detective work, officer!
At least she got to return to the shop after to fill the hole in her heart with coffee and donuts. Bitch.

I dunno, I have a slightly larger wheel/tire combo than stock... but she said I was going easily 20km faster than my speedo was reading. I'm seriously doubting it would be out that much.

All anger aside, everyone has a job to do, and she did at least have the decency to give me a minimum ticket.
But still, FUCK!

edit: and now I can't sleep, which is cool... cause it's not like i got any sleep the last 5 nights anyway.. bleh
what's your stock tire size? what's your current tire size? and how much was your speedo showing?
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stock is 185/70/14, now its 215/45/17.. i already did that online calculator, it's apparently supposed to be faster by less than 2 km. She said 117, i swear my speedo said 100. Oh well.
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Old 09-13-2007, 03:35 PM   #1890
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stock is 185/70/14, now its 215/45/17.. i already did that online calculator, it's apparently supposed to be faster by less than 2 km. She said 117, i swear my speedo said 100. Oh well.
Pfft that is only 1.7% out that is near perfect.

Appeal that shit.
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:29 PM   #1891
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She only gave me a min ticket though, so I can't really say 'Heeeyyy I was only doing 100' Cause it's still speeding 20 over.

You fucking tuna and crackers.
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:36 PM   #1892
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Pffft thats fuck all...

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haha nice.

That was here at work tho :P

I even placed as his desktop in Active directory.
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haha nice.

That was here at work tho :P

I even placed as his desktop in Active directory.
Well thats different! Props man!
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I'm awake at 6 am because our cat hasn't figured out where her litter box is, and I don't want her using anything other than the litterbox. Rick went out to get regular kitty litter, because we put some special crystal stuff in the box, and she won't use it now.

She's a cute little cat. But that bottle of wine I drank last night says she's not worth getting up for at 6 am. I mean, all the furniture was free...so why does it matter?

EDIT: I am freaking tired. Why so early???
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I'm awake at 6 am because our cat hasn't figured out where her litter box is, and I don't want her using anything other than the litterbox. Rick went out to get regular kitty litter, because we put some special crystal stuff in the box, and she won't use it now.

She's a cute little cat. But that bottle of wine I drank last night says she's not worth getting up for at 6 am. I mean, all the furniture was free...so why does it matter?

EDIT: I am freaking tired. Why so early???
I've been getting up at 6 or earlier for the past 2 years (since my daughter was born). You have it easy
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