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09-08-2007, 12:40 AM
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#1876 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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| Quote: Originally posted by rental_metard
so the roommate and I are sitting here watching some STNG while eating some KD and this is how the convo went.
geoff: "What I wouldn't give for a big borg invasion right now"
adam: "We should find some girls that know what a bat'leth" - "Ya baby suck my bat'leth"
geoff: "I wonder if klingons dicks are ridged?" | Quote: Originally posted by rental_metard
so the roommate and I are sitting here watching some STNG while eating some KD and this is how the convo went.
geoff: "What I wouldn't give for a big borg invasion right now"
adam: "We should find some girls that know what a bat'leth" - "Ya baby suck my bat'leth"
geoff: "I wonder if klingons dicks are ridged?" | LMAO
better conversion yet. borg vs. the Jem'Hadar. think about it.
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09-08-2007, 11:53 AM
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Ahahaha awesome
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are women suck.......i dont understand....why would she hure me so bad | Quote: Originally posted by Graeme S
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09-09-2007, 09:47 PM
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#1878 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by MelonBoy  really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ... | | |
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09-10-2007, 12:11 AM
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#1879 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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^ That's fucked.
Central Saanich cops.. I dunno if it's all the flak they've been catching lately for having it easy but jesus christ. I just got 'caught' speeding on the Pat Bay at 12:40 Sunday night. Good fucking detective work, officer!
At least she got to return to the shop after to fill the hole in her heart with coffee and donuts. Bitch.
I dunno, I have a slightly larger wheel/tire combo than stock... but she said I was going easily 20km faster than my speedo was reading. I'm seriously doubting it would be out that much.
All anger aside, everyone has a job to do, and she did at least have the decency to give me a minimum ticket.
But still, FUCK!
edit: and now I can't sleep, which is cool... cause it's not like i got any sleep the last 5 nights anyway.. bleh
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09-10-2007, 12:33 AM
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1993 Impreza AWD Rally Car Quote: Originally posted by Hickman
are women suck.......i dont understand....why would she hure me so bad | Quote: Originally posted by Graeme S
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09-10-2007, 12:03 PM
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#1881 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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| Quote: Originally posted by ness_71
^ That's fucked.
Central Saanich cops.. I dunno if it's all the flak they've been catching lately for having it easy but jesus christ. I just got 'caught' speeding on the Pat Bay at 12:40 Sunday night. Good fucking detective work, officer!
At least she got to return to the shop after to fill the hole in her heart with coffee and donuts. Bitch.
I dunno, I have a slightly larger wheel/tire combo than stock... but she said I was going easily 20km faster than my speedo was reading. I'm seriously doubting it would be out that much.
All anger aside, everyone has a job to do, and she did at least have the decency to give me a minimum ticket.
But still, FUCK!
edit: and now I can't sleep, which is cool... cause it's not like i got any sleep the last 5 nights anyway.. bleh | Yeah I was coming home a couple nights ago, going 100 near the billboards for some reason, and some guy comes by me in his truck going about 105-110, just a hair faster than most traffic, and I see him slam on the brakes when he rounds the corner, CSP comes flying off from the shoulder and pulls him over in front of me.
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Originally Posted by MelonBoy really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ... | | |
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09-12-2007, 06:34 AM
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Holy crap, I was reading through CNN news and came across Lindsay Lohan: 
What a crack head! Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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09-12-2007, 06:43 AM
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I'd still do her.
But I'd still do Jessica Alba even tho she has herpes... Not only would I do her, Id get a t-shirt made up "I caught herpes from Jessica Alba"
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09-12-2007, 09:44 AM
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#1884 | | Sick motherfucker mod
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does sshe actually have herpes? that be a real shame
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09-12-2007, 10:06 AM
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#1885 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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| Quote: Originally posted by rental_metard
does sshe actually have herpes? that be a real shame | Supposedly she got it from Derek Jeter.
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09-12-2007, 02:13 PM
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#1886 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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If by 'real shame' you mean 'hilarious', then yes, it would be.
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09-13-2007, 12:02 PM
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#1887 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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omggg it sounds great!
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Originally Posted by MelonBoy really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ... | | |
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09-13-2007, 12:15 PM
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#1888 | | Banned (BBM)
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| Quote: Originally posted by ness_71
^ That's fucked.
Central Saanich cops.. I dunno if it's all the flak they've been catching lately for having it easy but jesus christ. I just got 'caught' speeding on the Pat Bay at 12:40 Sunday night. Good fucking detective work, officer!
At least she got to return to the shop after to fill the hole in her heart with coffee and donuts. Bitch.
I dunno, I have a slightly larger wheel/tire combo than stock... but she said I was going easily 20km faster than my speedo was reading. I'm seriously doubting it would be out that much.
All anger aside, everyone has a job to do, and she did at least have the decency to give me a minimum ticket.
But still, FUCK!
edit: and now I can't sleep, which is cool... cause it's not like i got any sleep the last 5 nights anyway.. bleh | what's your stock tire size? what's your current tire size? and how much was your speedo showing?
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09-13-2007, 01:26 PM
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#1889 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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stock is 185/70/14, now its 215/45/17.. i already did that online calculator, it's apparently supposed to be faster by less than 2 km. She said 117, i swear my speedo said 100. Oh well.
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09-13-2007, 02:35 PM
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#1890 | | Head Mod yo
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| Quote: Originally posted by ness_71
stock is 185/70/14, now its 215/45/17.. i already did that online calculator, it's apparently supposed to be faster by less than 2 km. She said 117, i swear my speedo said 100. Oh well. | Pfft that is only 1.7% out that is near perfect.
Appeal that shit.
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09-13-2007, 05:29 PM
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#1891 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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She only gave me a min ticket though, so I can't really say 'Heeeyyy I was only doing 100' Cause it's still speeding 20 over.
You fucking tuna and crackers.
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09-14-2007, 02:36 PM
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#1892 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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09-14-2007, 02:43 PM
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#1893 | | Head Mod yo
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09-14-2007, 02:45 PM
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#1894 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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haha nice.
That was here at work tho :P
I even placed as his desktop in Active directory.
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09-14-2007, 06:00 PM
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#1895 | | Head Mod yo
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haha nice.
That was here at work tho :P
I even placed as his desktop in Active directory. | Well thats different! Props man!
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09-14-2007, 06:22 PM
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1993 Impreza AWD Rally Car Quote: Originally posted by Hickman
are women suck.......i dont understand....why would she hure me so bad | Quote: Originally posted by Graeme S
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09-14-2007, 08:35 PM
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#1897 | | Judge Me By My Size Do You?
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09-14-2007, 11:34 PM
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#1898 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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^oh god, don't know what to say..
Shot I took yesterday 
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Originally Posted by MelonBoy really?.. some reason im afraid of taking shits after ghost movies.. i always think about what if a ghost's hand came out of the toilet and grabbed my nuts or stuck its hand in my ass -___________-.... i mean if it came outa the mirror id have reaction time to run but the toilets.. thats a pretty good blind spot to sneak up on people from -_____- ... | | |
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09-15-2007, 05:30 AM
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#1899 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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I'm awake at 6 am because our cat hasn't figured out where her litter box is, and I don't want her using anything other than the litterbox. Rick went out to get regular kitty litter, because we put some special crystal stuff in the box, and she won't use it now.
She's a cute little cat. But that bottle of wine I drank last night says she's not worth getting up for at 6 am. I mean, all the furniture was free...so why does it matter?
EDIT: I am freaking tired. Why so early??? 
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09-15-2007, 05:41 AM
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#1900 | | Guest | Quote: Originally posted by gracefallen
I'm awake at 6 am because our cat hasn't figured out where her litter box is, and I don't want her using anything other than the litterbox. Rick went out to get regular kitty litter, because we put some special crystal stuff in the box, and she won't use it now.
She's a cute little cat. But that bottle of wine I drank last night says she's not worth getting up for at 6 am. I mean, all the furniture was free...so why does it matter?
EDIT: I am freaking tired. Why so early??? | I've been getting up at 6 or earlier for the past 2 years (since my daughter was born). You have it easy  | |
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