tommy and jeff go to the races take TWO

AUTOCROSSSSSSSS!!! Its official, I'm selling the car and buying a miata. BTW blew an exhaust gasket while i was there :D

Just run open downpipe next time so you don't have to worry about gaskets ;)

Found this on the big forum...kinda funny

To the melody of: My Name Is... - Eminem

Chorus*
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what?)... My name is (scratches)...
Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?
Try NOS and get your motor fucked up worse than my life is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but i cant figure out which sticker to put over my licence plate.
And the mechanic says, "Rick Burner you's a crack head!"
"Nu-uh."
"Then why's your car dead, man its wasted."
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so i could put chrome 18's on it
and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know i'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn
For longer than it took me to put my Altezzas on.
"Come here bastard!"
"Dude, wait a minute, that's a viper, dawg!!"
I dont give a fuck, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

*Chorus*

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll i'm usually fine,
but dem turbo VWs smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew i have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than i do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
Shit, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

*Chorus*

Stop the race! This car needs to be locked away!
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay!
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track i barely survive,
But and 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive!

*Chorus*

93 MAZDA RX7 Twin Turbo, 94,600 kms, 5 spd, 1.3L rotary engine w great compression, all reliable mods, must sell because of moving $23,000 obo. Vancouver Tel: 604-619-5212

I already bought that one timpo, its sold, to me.

lets move this thread to bcrx7.. get off ricescene :) ill start a postwhoreing thread in island section

ooooh go the post whoreing thread on bcrx7. :D Yeah it should work better that way cause then all the vic guys can post as well, seeing as how half of them are not even on Revscene at all. :D

dont you dare leave me!

hahaha tyler called something rice

:)


http://www3.telus.net/public/fraser.j/jeffsara.jpg

Hey Tommy, you'll officially give up on the Miata thing when you see a 510 whip around the cones wearing slicks man. :) I know I did.

I should bring my moms miata down and rape all of you.

Going to drive mommys car? Boost queer!

Hey.. nothing wrong with that!.. I drive the truck around:D hahah

Where did you guys Auto-X ?

i ran my first track today at Western.. WAY too much fun.
i ran it to see how much my suspension will differ once i get it in.

i guess i'm the only RS Vic (rx7) poster in here... but agreed on the bcrx7 thread idea.

Jeff = Saratoga
Tommy = Boundary Bay

Tommy = pwned

Jeff lemme know when the next event is up. I'm going to try the other tires out and seehow they fair.

OH SHIT SON!!!!!!!! ICBC ACTAULLY gave me my license back....fucking idiots...do they know how/what I drive...LOL...:D.....

Looks like Justin is back in tha game!

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :)

everyone have there bets in?;).. jk bud :D

I r teh ICBC gy, give me teh license back. f00lio.

p.s. boost is ghey

?

yeah... never mind

Hows having the licence back justin?

Muwhaahaha

Ahem, the clock is ticking and Jbirdz boost foot is how heavy???

And all those fart-can mobiles wanting to have a go at the mighty red S5 t2....just GOTTA be soooo tempting to let rip.

Lemme guess, get the cruise control workin and keep it pegged at 80k? That leaves school zones...though....hmmm, how about a rev limiter? 2500 rpm max?? Just turn the idle up, you'll never have to even touch the gas pedal....