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Old 07-09-2008, 03:41 PM   #26
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yeah i agree... do it before fixing.... chances goes back like a blink of an eye.. u miss it u might never get another chance.... good luck buddie....

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Old 07-09-2008, 03:53 PM   #27
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dont worry dude...

its how you use it!!!!

turn her on...go down on her...use some random items...grab some ice cubes...get creative...by the time you go at her, she'll most likely be so turned on and in the moment she wont even know..and if she does and bitches...fuck her...stick it in her ass or something!
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:22 PM   #28
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What do you guys mean when you say "it's how you use it"? How many ways are there to stick it in?
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:27 PM   #29
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What do you guys mean when you say "it's how you use it"? How many ways are there to stick it in?
You must not have many girlfriends... :IDL

Let's see... different angles of attack... different speeds... going deep, going shallow... mix and match the above...

Get some tips here:
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:33 PM   #30
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Now.. the question is.. compared to what? a popsicle or a popsicle stick?
Just hope it doesn't melt when it gets warm...

Or is it more like Smarties... melts in your mouth, not in your hands?
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:49 PM   #31
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welll now now people, some popsicles are quite thick
like those melona melon bars


regardless, stop overanalyzing and just do it
if you keep on freaking yourself out that you're not big enough then it's gonna show during the sack session. RELAX!
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Old 07-09-2008, 05:27 PM   #32
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Old 07-09-2008, 05:32 PM   #33
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whats good girth, im about a bit thicker then a popsicle
and about 4-5 long depending on how aroused I am, think edison hahah

yeah the phimosis thing is fucked, i went to a doctor younger and she said it would just naturally fix itself, dumb bitch, aparantly 10% of infants are born with it but can be cured right away, but it was relativly new and a lot of doctors didn't know about it so it went unnoticed
circumcision isn't the only option, its actually the last option they have these creams they give out and usually its gone withina few weeks, yeah i think im gonna go get it fuckin fixed before summer ends
why the fuck you go to a female doctor, when the female doctor knows next to nothing about a penis. she doesn't even have one.

doesnt matter how much shit u read in a book man. she doesnt have a dick.
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nipples neways...wat is with those fuck'n asians! i mean you would think they've never seen a dentist in their life. are dentists really that rare over there in ricey ricey and? looks like they're star trek ferrengi rejects! fuck'n have broken glass for teeth! goddaymn! and the smell....did a rat crawl in there and shit itself then marinate in its own shit as it decayed?ewwwwwwwwww! i swear...if one of those ferrengi asian girls gave head...when u pull the dick out it looks like it went thru a meat grinder! prolly shaved off a few slices of meat! *shudder*
Greebo i t-boned some guy and killed their baby, it was funny
silvia i have a couple asian guy friends that do very well with the ladies. but guess what, they go to the gym, they dont have long hair, they dont wear orange pants, and they dont play counterstrike. its not the ethnicity that the girls dont like, its the style and personality.
450HP Supra I am about to use your eye sockets as a shoe rack for my nuts. ...something about chinks, j-bodys, I can't quite remember as I was drunk and looking for a girl to punch in the clit. Think of it as a digital urinal, and you are the mint, except, instead of actually smelling mint, you smell like mothballs, rotten kimchee and virginity. I'm about to start drinking heavily now and you better be gone before I get back or I swear to god I will break the internet over my knee and use the pieces to beat you in the deformed skull with, cock muffler.
Iceman-19 If your gf cooks and cleans, good, tell the guy to take a fucking hike. If she doesnt, fuck, that joker can have her. Lifes too short to cook your own meals and do your own laundry, thats what women are for!
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:02 PM   #34
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^ no ulic, she probably has seen more different dicks than you do....small, big, long, short, infected, STD, herbes, white, black, brown, asian, eskimo, giant balls, single ball, triple balls, no ball, 45deg upward, 45deg downward, knot...etc
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:30 PM   #35
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That's what makes them masters.

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Old 07-09-2008, 08:33 PM   #36
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^ no ulic, she probably has seen more different dicks than you do....small, big, long, short, infected, STD, herbes, white, black, brown, asian, eskimo, giant balls, single ball, triple balls, no ball, 45deg upward, 45deg downward, knot...etc
yeah and i've seen more boobs than her, but i don't have boobs to know what it's like.

will a female doctor take into account like what a male is thinking?

a male doc will probably be like *hmm he probably wants better sex too*

guys think on the same radio wave man.
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nipples neways...wat is with those fuck'n asians! i mean you would think they've never seen a dentist in their life. are dentists really that rare over there in ricey ricey and? looks like they're star trek ferrengi rejects! fuck'n have broken glass for teeth! goddaymn! and the smell....did a rat crawl in there and shit itself then marinate in its own shit as it decayed?ewwwwwwwwww! i swear...if one of those ferrengi asian girls gave head...when u pull the dick out it looks like it went thru a meat grinder! prolly shaved off a few slices of meat! *shudder*
Greebo i t-boned some guy and killed their baby, it was funny
silvia i have a couple asian guy friends that do very well with the ladies. but guess what, they go to the gym, they dont have long hair, they dont wear orange pants, and they dont play counterstrike. its not the ethnicity that the girls dont like, its the style and personality.
450HP Supra I am about to use your eye sockets as a shoe rack for my nuts. ...something about chinks, j-bodys, I can't quite remember as I was drunk and looking for a girl to punch in the clit. Think of it as a digital urinal, and you are the mint, except, instead of actually smelling mint, you smell like mothballs, rotten kimchee and virginity. I'm about to start drinking heavily now and you better be gone before I get back or I swear to god I will break the internet over my knee and use the pieces to beat you in the deformed skull with, cock muffler.
Iceman-19 If your gf cooks and cleans, good, tell the guy to take a fucking hike. If she doesnt, fuck, that joker can have her. Lifes too short to cook your own meals and do your own laundry, thats what women are for!
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:48 AM   #37
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just fuck her with the lights off. this girl i had a one night with would never let me turn the lights on altho I like it with the lights on. maybe she has some imperfection that shes trying to hide, you should try that too haha. she won't even know your foreskin isn't retractible. keep it dark and mysterious.
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:44 PM   #38
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this thread is epic lol

imo u shud stick it in her before u get it fixed...u nvr know, something might go wrong during the process and if that happens ull never have the chance
^^what he said
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i had phimosis and i got cut. If you are going to get cut be prepared for 2 weeks of the worst agonizing pain in the world.

Also my cock grew 2 inches when i got cut. No joke.

Also I don't know how you have sex comfertably with phimosis, which makes me think you are a virgin.

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Old 07-10-2008, 08:19 PM   #40
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^^I am sooo glad I got cut when I was an infant.
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:28 PM   #41
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Example of Phimosis in the spoiler.

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Old 07-10-2008, 09:25 PM   #42
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:26 PM   #43
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OK...there is one main option. Cut it. Get it done.

So, with the girl. Given the shit I just saw in google, I would not recommend trying to fuck her.

There are very few girls that are going to be too understanding with a fucked up small dick that hurts when you get your freak on.

So, you could be honest and tell her whats up and that she is going to have to wait, or lie.

I'd choose lie.

Then, once you are healed-go get your game on.

I can imagine you'd be ready to fuck to kill.
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:13 PM   #46
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consider looking into getting it cut even if you have previously.
science these days are amazing and i'm sure something can be done.

and even if you are to suffer with some pain afterwards..it's only temporary! think about the long term success you'll have!
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i do not recommend a dorsal slit.
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:52 PM   #48
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Dude, at some point you gotta throw in the towel, and do the whole gender-reassignment thing.
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i do not recommend a dorsal slit.
essentially the just slit the tip of the foreskin so its easier for the turtle to come out. i originally wanted to get it done becuase my doctor pushes me to get it done, but my uroligist said otherwise. also when you get cut its a live operation. believe me its painful. also because the nature of the operation of how the cut it snd then fold the skin over then pretty much cautirize it to existing foreskin... well just google adult circumscion.
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