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Old 07-31-2008, 02:16 AM   #76
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just do her under the sheets so she doesnt see

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Old 08-03-2008, 06:18 AM   #77
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I don't think its that important your dong is below average ... you can make up for it by eating her up really well. Alot of girls have a way better sexual experience from you playing with their nipples and giving her oral sex, then straight intercourse. If you think your dong is too tiny, your watching one too many porn man. The guys who are built, usually just like to fuck and they don't like eating pussy...and sometimes so naive, they look after just their own pleasures all the time or try to have anal sex..cause the girls pussy ain't tight enough. So trust me on this, just perfect your oral skills & she'll be happy!
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Old 08-03-2008, 07:16 AM   #78
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phimosis is curable dude. its not that hard. sit in your bathtub everynight with warm to hot water and pull on it. because when the skin is relaxed in warm water its actually a lot more strechable. stretch and strech until it actually pulls through. and trust me, it will. you dont need to get cut to fix this, but i'd like to get it done too in the future -.-.
I guess you are thinking about losing up a vagina...
like right now, you can only put two fingers in, if you stretch it regularly, you
can eventually put a fist in it, maybe a fricky head over time. NO.

pull your pants down and check it out, it's a fragile little piece of skin, it's not
elastic like your lips or anus. If you rip it, you are in deep shit.

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Old 08-03-2008, 08:12 PM   #79
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i'd just amputate it dude...that or give up on sex...

i'd rather be celibate than have to worry about tearing my foreskin apart and spew blood everywhere like a firehose gone possessed!!

and dont forget...the orgasm only lasts 6secs....if you tear it you'll be crying for 6wks!!!
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i'd just amputate it dude...that or give up on sex...

i'd rather be celibate than have to worry about tearing my foreskin apart and spew blood everywhere like a firehose gone possessed!!

and dont forget...the orgasm only lasts 6secs....if you tear it you'll be crying for 6wks!!!
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:51 PM   #81
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get that shit cut, i use to have it too and now i get laid like a rockstar
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i'd just amputate it dude...that or give up on sex...

i'd rather be celibate than have to worry about tearing my foreskin apart and spew blood everywhere like a firehose gone possessed!!

and dont forget...the orgasm only lasts 6secs....if you tear it you'll be crying for 6wks!!!
gawddamit, i feel the pain just reading this
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:49 AM   #83
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get that shit cut, i use to have it too and now i get laid like a rockstar
You mean by leathery, skanky, coked-up bleach-bondes?
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:41 AM   #84
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:57 PM   #86
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Example of Phimosis in the spoiler.

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That look nasty and I was enoying my pizze =.=
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:50 PM   #87
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i suggest that you should go get it cut.

besides that, it's more about the girth.... and if you have other skills because just straight up sex can't make a girl have an orgasm
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Buy her a LV bag or purse. She probably says that you are not SAMLL with *giggle* ALL girls are $ diggers , believe me !
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Alright, so this one girl wants me helllla bad, pretty much wants to hook up so I can bone her, and I wouldn't mind doing so either

problem ISSSSSS, I havn't had sex in like fuckin 6 months and I'm prob terrible, the last girl I was with said i was small - I'm 4.5 - 5 and I have phimosis....
If you've had sex before with another girl 6 month ago, how did she react to your phimosis? How do you know the current girl is going to be disappointed at the condition and size? Have some self confident!! Unless you are still a virgin, then I would suggest get the foreskin peeled back ASAP. You may grow a couple inches because the skin slack is limiting your erection.
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Old 02-23-2009, 02:22 PM   #92
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sorry that was hilarious

but on a serious note who cares just give it a shot if she rejects you for the size the tell her to f* off. like everyone already said its not the size is the way its used
i dont think its merely the size issue. i think hes afraid of her jumping out of the window screaming "mutated penis!!!!"
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i dont think its merely the size issue. i think hes afraid of her jumping out of the window screaming "mutated penis!!!!"
if shes like that, just tell her it a common condition =.=" and if she still jumps out the window.. who cares.. she'll die anyways. tell her 2 get an education off google
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Old 03-10-2009, 02:43 AM   #94
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Ok let me preface this with some bad news.

When girls tell you size doesnt matter, they are lieing

"It's not the size that matters its the motion in the ocean" is common saying for those that have small penises.

Now ask yourself this, why would a girl float around in a dingy when she can cruise in a yaught.

But i have good news. You will need a few things to make this work. A rubber dick around the same color as your penis, packing tape and a condom

Take rubber dick you wish was your own, tape it to your penis with clear tape. prosper.

If you're black just use electrical tape.

And remember, a light switch is your best friend. After you get her drunk or use other devices such as rohypnol or chloroform to disguise your small mutated penis. say your hyper sensitive to light and must be in pitch black to perform.

If you follow my guide, you should do fine. I know its sound in theory anyway, i wouldn't know i got the trump tower in my pants.

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Ok let me preface this with some bad news.

When girls tell you size doesnt matter, they are lieing

"It's not the size that matters its the motion in the ocean" is common saying for those that have small penises.

Now ask yourself this, why would a girl float around in a dingy when she can cruise in a yaught.

But i have good news. You will need a few things to make this work. A rubber dick around the same color as your penis, packing tape and a condom

Take rubber dick you wish was your own, tape it to your penis with clear tape. prosper.

If you're black just use electrical tape.

And remember, a light switch is your best friend. After you get her drunk or use other devices such as rohypnol or chloroform to disguise your small mutated penis. say your hyper sensitive to light and must be in pitch black to perform.

If you follow my guide, you should do fine. I know its sound in theory anyway, i wouldn't know i got the trump tower in my pants.

Goodluck
....if he was married to her and only cared about getting her off yes. but how is he gonna feel anything in that rubber dick when his stopped 5inches from the tip and is in a protective cocoon of foreskin?
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ok ok i wasn't going to post but honestly i think its a combination that makes sex great... its not just plain humping... there's a lot of passion and attraction that makes it work.. its as much physical as it is mental

so if you're concerned about ur size and looks you should be as much concerned at the way you perform...

and here's a thing first hand... i will announce even if you rs member make fun of me... i'm no short member but it turns out for a couple years I didn't know how to work it... bad rythm, poking the wrong spots, and touching the wrong places... and the girls don't dig it... actually it hurts... so i mean the size didn't make up for anything... did they enjoy it? no! did I? hell no!

I mean most girl's g-spots (supposingly there's two - from whoever said it) is not 10" into their vagina..
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holy crap dude thats what phimosis is?! can't you just get circumcized to fix it? I remember reading an article in playboy about a guy that LITERALLY broke his tool! Gunned it for the vag and got her in the middle! as in ass/puss. wripped the muscle and went on pain killers and some sort of erection killer. They would probably prescribe the two. I heard its not too too bad to get it done when your older. but its good to just get it done when your an infant.

If you don't want to get circumsized (sp), just wear one of those black condoms. But honestly.. i would just get it circumsized.... if that would fix it.

and wow is this an old thread.... oops LOL
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