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A friend of mine (male) periodically sends me the lyrics to his favorite song. This time it was by korean(?) group Wonder Girls - Nobody I want nobody, nobody but you. I want nobody, nobody but chew! I want nobody, nobody, NOBODY!!! NOBODY BUT CHEWWWWW! <3 I usually send him back lyrics to the last song i was listening too. I think it was DMX - What's my name? HEYO,HEYO! WHAT'S MY NAME? DMX AND I BE THE BEST YOU SEE THE REST? THEY LOOKIN LIKE THEY NEED A REST ONE MO' TIME! ARF ARF! |
my friend tells me to keep my phone close by around 1am phone buzzes friend: Left or right? me: what? ummmm me: left friend: too late rights in her ass, left on the phone 20mins later friend: answer, dont talk phone rings, massive moaning, friend is calling her every name in the book, she loves it true story |
^fucking Sweet |
Girl:Ok now Im craving attention. Girl: D!!!!!!!!!!! DL: go look in the fridge then Girl: Tried, not there Girl: I know ur hiding some. Give ME! |
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K: He's 6'2 G: Whoa, 6'2 dick? Ouch! K: Tall :P G: lol I was talking about dick size K: Oh, D's 8 :D |
person: yo what's your number? me: noob. |
Girl: Yes he's having my kids, he's been pregnant with my kids since HS GC: I take it kevin is the .5? Girl: he's brown, use to be my neighbour. we said our kids are gonna come out with turbans and chopsticks in hand GC: rofl Girl: well turban would be on their heads. and he's a tiny guy i dunno how that's coming out of him =| Girl: his asshole maybe? GC: eeeeeew Girl: ya i know takes the meaning of brown baby to a whole new level |
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Vegetarian Friend: I think i'm gonna try steak tonight, wish me luck. Me: Good luck VF: The Cows don't mind, do they? Me: Nope, they live for it |
ME: Bar soon? EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon. EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon. EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon. EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon. EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon. EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon. EB: Ya I'll meet you there soon. ME: Did you just send me the same message seven times? EB: No. Telus Support: For the chance to win a valuable prize, would you agree to take a quick & free survey? Reply YES to start. |
^ i dont get it..... |
Ryan: Any vday plans Girl: Ya, states Ryan: No boy toy? no sucky sucky? Girl: Out of town for work all weekend :( Ryan: Aww, no throat yogurt for you! Girl: Hahaha nope! You? Any yogurt? Ryan: I will be serving some. |
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Bro: Hey, have you heard? Me: What? Bro: That b-b-b-bird bird bird, the bird is the word! Me: ... |
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Inaii: Shot down by the girl he was seeing. Oh god, I think I'm dying.... ROFL! Girl: HAHAHAHA, It's true, it's all true. No wonder he's so emo, none of his gf's want to have sex with him! WOW Inaii: Rofl Girl: Poor guy, oh well. Inaii: Lol. Maybe he killed a bunny rabbit in a past life. Girl: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's almost sig worthy! -------------- Inaii: How about SF? Girl: SF? san fran? so fresh? oh! Sasha! LOL Inaii: Sasha fierce....... wow /facepalm Girl: Ahahahahah! Oh god, I'm drying! |
lawl. "drying" |
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Juan : Hey guess whos still together after all the shit between them? Your ASS CHECKS!! Me: ahhh!!! wtf |
RS: Hey Girl: How goes it? RS Tired. Very tired. Girl: Why? RS: Late night last night Girl: Ahahahhahaa with Anna and ur banana ;) RS:Lol I got blown while watching the hockey game tonight ftw TWICE RS: Each time, we scored! Lol |
bj while on watching tv = :thumbsup: |
Girl: Thanks J for making me feel better =) JL: Anything to make u smile McLovin =) Here have a Panda Girl: *nom*nom*nom* JL: OMFG DONT EAT THE PANDA YOU TWITTER SHITTER X___X |
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