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Funny text message conversations Post some of your funny text message conversations in your phone. Marco911: What are you doing tonight? J.A. : I'm in New Zealand Marco911: Fuck some black sheep for me. |
random 18 year old blonde: what u doing 2nite????i 1990tsi: u hopefully random 18 year old blonde: K pick me up in 5 1990tsi: k true story. |
somebody once text'd me after getting hit by a bus door >.> |
Girl: Damn, if I wasn't seeing <guy's name> on Saturday, I'd totally be texting you about your night. RS: <guy's name?> Girl: Yes you read correctly. He just got off the plane. I don't know what to tell him. RS: what? my nuts? Girl: no your nuts are seeing <friend's name>'s face on Saturday. Girl: TEABAG!!! Girl: u should text me WHILE you're getting sucked off RS: hmm i should record it, i did w/ <ex's name> fuck she had such a nice ass Girl: R!! you're horrible! i was only kidding. She's OUR good friend! Girl: but that be damn funny...and highly awkward to watch. RS: You'd love it. Girl: seeing ur penis? uh...no thanks...no offence |
DIGGY: what? friend1: what? friend2 (to both of us): in the butt |
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Brother: Yo man, don't go to starbucks, we already left Friend: Too late... :D I thought it was FUNNY! |
This was probably in the span of 2 hours Girl: yo home splice what u doing? Girl: did you know that Marilyn Monroe apparently had 6 toes? Crazy shit. Girl: D?? Girl: okay i'm bored and you're obviously NOT answering Girl: ur probably at the gym, working on ur fitness Girl: okay any day now.... Girl: Imagine all the people, living in a world of peace... DL: FUCK OFF I'M TRYING TO HAVE SEX!!! Girl: Oh. Girl: Better wrap that shit up. teeheehee *runs away* |
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Me: Yo douchebag hows mexico Buddy: Hot Man. but having a great time Me: How are the girls? buddy: HAHAHA you gotta hear this Me: WHAT? buddy: One of our buddies that came with us, picked up a hooker on the st and ate her out and licked her ass Me: EWWW? serious? white girl? mexican? buddy: MEXICAN!!! FUCKING SICK MAN! |
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funny ass shit. :) |
lol... i rmb when my old txt sound was the girl orgasm noise.... and someone texted me all frantically because they had a dead batt, and needed a jump... my ex-gf thought i was cheating on her and busted in on me playing GTA:SA Fone: OHHoHHHHHHOHHHHH Me: YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU!!??!? Fone: uhhh UHHH MOARRR!!!! Me: Fucking Hoe, you gonna pay for dat one! lol |
...less then an hr after coming home from wings night where 9 of us polished off 5 giant plate of wings plus other assortment of food PLUS frozen yogurt after. (my friend got a takeout order of wings for lunch/dinner the next day) her: guess what i m eating? me: omg again? we r going to have to grease your door just to get you out of ur apt her: haha i will be sure to call u tmw if i m stuck me: they better not call me in to work tmw just cause u r too fat to leave your house. |
^^^ ROFL! That one owns. That's hilarious! |
has anyone actually tried calling those sex text things for like 4 dollars a text? cause its not worth it............ |
^speaking from experience are we? |
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Girl: So i I was just talking to Ulic, he thinks u should make a comeback Grandstand: No thank you Girl: Any reason? Grandstand: Rs is like an ex gf. It will never quite change enough Grandstand: And even if it was, it ranks of someone elses dick when you get in there. |
Friend: Hey buddy, Lindsey got a hair cut and killer booty shorts. You have to check it out. Me: Cool. Buying M3. Friend: Sup Me: busy. ttyl. Friend: wtf we were suppose to drink tonite Me (like 20 mins later): Plans changed Friend: ass, I'm coming over. 15 mins. Me: DUDE. I'm with a chick Friend: 5 mins. |
Buddy: And to top it off she came in the store asking for me :p Me: Dude, you know what you have to do......put it in her butt.....DEMAND NOTHING LESS, this is Sparta afterall |
Sent the same message to 2 possible #'s. 1 would be one of my close friends friends with our lil inside joke about being pregnant, the other number would be a complete stranger. The stranger responded to my text as follows: Girl: Hi i think im pregnant. Dont panic i'll get tested tom. Let me know if you can come k? I know we just met but still. Stranger: Uh, got the wrong person. I'm gay. Haven't slept with a woman since 1993. |
i call bull on that Girl, take a pic |
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epicsauce haha |
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her: what you doin? me: i thought your not allowed to talk to me? her: whys that? me: your controlling bf.. her: yeah hes in mexico...what you doin me: oh..hahaha, beer and tv... her: sounds fun.... me: fun yeah, but im in pain...hurt at work her: awww...you need some tlc baby!! me: i need a massage... her: perhaps we can exchange a service? me: what is my service her: i think you already know me: well im free right now her: head to my place true story |
Girl: So I just made traditional Chinese soup! JS: Mmm does it have Dog in it? Girl: Uh...I might be Chinese, but I'm not Mainland Chinese Geez, who do you think i am?! It's cat soup! |
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