My childhood hero got his wife a can of motor oil for their anniversary... Ooooh Mr. Bundy, over 20 years later, you're still the king.. Motor oil came in cans... anyone remember that? lol

I don't, however, I was getting my bike from my shed yesterday and found a can of oil. my dad re-arranged the shed and didn't throw it out.

It's over 20 years old....and still in the shed.

cockmeat sandwich!! had to add that

but if she's a sporty/active person, besides just dinner do something active, i.e. rollerblade around the seawall, ice-skating, tennis, idk and when u pick her up give her something that relates to it, i.e give her knee pads or a wrist guard if u are going rollerblading, she'll be like wtf! but when u take her to the seawall she'll understand. or if ur going ice skating buy those cheap 1 dollar cotton gloves.

so other suggests for gifts are small random cheap items, the more random the better. i.e. kinder surprise chocolate, you get an awesome toy at the end of it or those little mr and miss books that we ALL read when we were children, personalize it with a note inside

unless ur gf is someone who values material items, personal gifts > expensive gifts

swarovski is something you give to your gf if your under 18.cheap manmade crystals.

how is it cheap when a 6"x6" swaroski jewlery box costs +600 bux?

Spoken like a true love guru!

because its so played out? where can you buy a necklace that costs only 100ish and breaks in a year? its more like gap of jewelery. Get Tiffany Co. it's more exclusive and doesn't break the bank if you get her a sterling silver bracelet.

good sex sounds like an excellent idea. nothing beats good sex

No no, what if you spend $150 on her and she buys you like a $50 worth of stuffed animals with some lame card full of 'tender loving care'? Despite all the love, I would feel screwed over.

You should prepare a shit gift and an awesome gift. Well not shit, but a mediocre nice good gift but not out of this world good. Might want to assess her as a gf and perhaps see what she gives you. This is a equal partnership, no?
If she gives you a card, then shell out the shit gift. If she gives you something that makes you super happy, then shell out the awesome gift. If not, you can always give the awesome gift away in the future to someone deserving its awesomeness.

Wow .

Played out?


Like every girl out there gets a $600 crystal box?


Idiot.

I suppose a dozen red roses is ALSO "played out". Same thing with wedding cake. Or a wedding. PLAYED OUT. Fuck, pussy is played out, I'm going to start fucking women right in their eye socket.

LOL for a sec there i thought u were gonna say...fuck, fucking pussy is played out. so im gonna start fucking men now

:haha::haha::haha:


scared me for a sec

:lol .

^ that deserves to be sig'ed ... but i cant decide which is better .....

ROFLMAO.

giv her ur dick in a box

Is there a picture of said poster?

dude, that's what march 14 is for, STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY

can't wait till next year :haha:

Sex swing.

RS is really the shittiest place to ask something like this lol

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I thought the OP has gotten his GF a gift already cause it has been 3 months LOL...damn old post

i think a nice dinner out and maybe some of her favorite candies or chocolate? like someone else said before, go home after and have some candles and massage oil waiting ;)

I got my gf ITB's for our 2yr and I got brownie points x 5million :D
Just thought I'd share ;)