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[static]

http://www2.sd38.bc.ca/Kingswood-Web/Expectations

[fuhkyu]

http://www.health.gov.bc.ca/msp/legi...uebook2007.pdf

[Gh0stRider]

http://www.microsoft.com/student/dis...a/default.aspx

[Inaii]

says:
i took a group of kids to the convention center for a santa breakfast thingy
me an another leader look after, well in my group, 7 kids
when we get there
we sit down on a round table
the waitess walks by
i stopped her and asked for a cup of coffee
coz i see none was serve on the table and all
then the waitress looked at me and said
it's coffee
and i said
yes
coffee, can i have a cup of coffee
she looked at the group and looked at me again
i said... do you need to see my id for my coffee?
then she hold for a sec and said.... no no
i'll get your coffee right away
....$@!$#^%$#!%^&%$^&*&(^&%$#@$@%#*^&*^&^%$#@

[pearlaudi]

The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."
Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"
"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up. Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward -- NOT SO FAST, McGRATH!"

[Inaii]

^ROFL! Woooooow that's awesome.

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[pearlaudi]

truly my fav....promise...no more jokes...

MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away

WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
8) Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake

[phatpower]

Since I have dismatle dan assemble the 3620 several time, I should be able to assist you on the method of replacing the fan.
From above
1) 0 screw to unscrew. remove the top cover (with the on button) and carefull not to pull all the way out to avoid broken cable.
2) 1 screw to unscrew the switch button circuit.
3) 1 screw to unscrew. remove the keyboard and wires connecting to the touchpad and LED panel.
Turn Over the laptop
4) 2 screw to removed underneath the LCD hinges
5) 1 screw to remove the optical drive. use paper clip to push into a hole by the side of the optical drive (intended to take out any cd when power off)
6) 3 screw to remove the harddisk cover.
7) 2 screw to remove the harddisk.
8) 2 chrome screw underneah the location of the harddisk.
9) 5~7 small screw to remove the wireless and ram cover
10) remove the cable connecting to the wireless card
Turn Over and from above
11) 2 screw to unscrew to the holder of the LCD hinges.
12) remove both VGA cable and 2 wireless cable/ariel.
13) take out the LCD display.
Turn over the laptop
14) unscrew visible screw from each hole underneath the notebook.
Turn over the laptop
15) the mainboard must be taken out from the casing in such as way that the VGA port would be stationary but the speaker side of the mainboard is taken out first. but press the PCMCIA stick inside to avoid it from obstructing.
16) you should be able to see the fan and the connector.
Good luck

[pearlaudi]

that could really mess someone up
hahhaha

[phatpower]

http://www.translink.bc.ca/About_Tra...nt/default.asp

[jimzilla]

Acer Aspire One Notebook PC with Windows XP

[phatpower]

Reply to: pers-990861582@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-12, 10:34PM PST



I'm looking for someone to have a good time with... and who is not looking for anything too serious. I definitely prefer someone who is in good shape. I work out and have a lot of energy, so you'll need to keep up. I need someone outgoing who isn't shy and knows what to do in the bedroom. I'm not looking for anything serious right now. A sense of humor is also important.

[Girl]

Originally Posted by yson_3

How is babby formed

They are manufactured in a factory in China. There are a few ways to order one.

1) By Phone - Stork Delivery

2) EBay

Originally Posted by yson_3

how girl get pragnent

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 3:

[laureate]

BATMAN: NEMESIS FIGHT

The Joker was Batman's evli nemisis and tehy foughts too many times so now Batman was tired.
"Morning Alfred" he said as he took off his bat suit.
"I made yuo teh eggs." And Bruce Wayne ate the eggs. But too bad becaus Joker knew what Batmans scret idenity was Bruce Wayne and came to combat him.
"No! You can not hurt the master Wayne" said Alferd and he was killed by the Joker's men.
"Good shoot!" shouted Joker at the gun man.
Batman wsa very angary for the kill of hsi frend so he shouted "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and shoot a big fireball like on Dragonball Z.
Joker was exploded over all the place and turned into a ghost. So Batman needed to fight with gohst powars to fight Joker's ghost.
Hsi magic baterang flew and cut Joker head off.
"I safed the day!" Batman shouted..

Later he wsa having sex with Catwoman becuas she was good now. But after tehy wer done she laufhed.
"Hah." seh said "taht was a trick. I am not good lkie I sad. I am alyaws evil!!" and she teird to kill him with a knife.
Batman had too use his refelxes to sotp the knife and kciked her.
Robin ran into to see what was noise and saw that it was naked Catwoman.
"Oh no, is Catwoman!"
Catwomna tried now to kill Robin but she msised and Robin pncuhed her to go threw the window and she fel down and died.
"Batamn" Robin said and he was sad "I dont want to fight criem any more. I am tired of kiling." and he left.
"No! Robin!" But it was teh end. Adn he nevr saw Robin afetr that.

[phatpower]

Reply to: sale-996730059@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-17, 11:47AM PST


Three Cast Aluminum Outdoor Lantern, wall mounting type. White. 14.5" high.
These were purchased new from Canadian Tire and have never been installed.
However, one has one piece of glass missing.

$12 for all three.

[K-Dub]

Open kitchen/big copper roof on the top floor...
Bottom is like a private lounge type..

This would be a kick-ass place to live..make a nice loft. Studio in the bottom, bedroom/living room/kitchen up top.

[phatpower]

Remember when she had Tom Selleck on her program a while back? She blind-sided Tom Selleck! He's a good fella, ain't never hurt nobody, but he's in the NRA, so she hates that. She was like, 'Well, you're in the NRA. Let me tell you something, Tom: guns kill people!' Do you believe she said that? On the Rosie O'Fat*ss show! She looks right at him and says, 'Guns kill people!' Let me tell you something: husbands that come home early kill people! Alright? The gun was just sitting there! If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil! Git-r-done!

[Gazorcoop]

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[Gtrr33]

www.bckia.ca

[phatpower]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

[jerkingoff2you]

PS: I'm the girl that posted Shane West's creepy Buzz Cut . I guess I'm just catching on to the whole aging process...

[Gary Oak]

Blame It (feat. T-Pain)

[macatacz]

Natalie Martinez

[phatpower]

My sister is covered in moles. We used to just call her "Moley." Then she went down to the church and got herself saved. Now we call her "Holy Moley."

[illict]