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|<e|_ 01-11-2009 10:12 PM

Perfect Man and Perfect Woman
 
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either

BoS_DC2 01-11-2009 10:14 PM

i lol'd a bit.

4PPLE 01-11-2009 10:20 PM

i didnt lol =[

shenmecar 01-11-2009 10:24 PM

why is there a perfect woman and no perfect man?

!Tigger 01-11-2009 10:49 PM

hhahah i lol'ed

greendb7 01-11-2009 11:50 PM

It's more clever than funny
which I'm sure it was meant to be

asian_XL 01-12-2009 12:03 AM

I was expecting santa clause as the answer

trip 01-12-2009 01:57 AM

Lolllllll

yamahar6 01-12-2009 02:24 AM

not a bad joke, sure made me laugh

toyota86 01-12-2009 02:59 AM

i stopped reading when it said the perfect car was a grand caravan

hk20000 01-12-2009 03:02 AM

+1 why is perfect car grand caravan....

StaxBundlez 01-12-2009 03:24 AM

duuhh.. i dun get it

chr1s 01-12-2009 03:52 AM

lol that was a funnay

Gary Oak 01-12-2009 03:57 AM

it was whatever not that funny

jerkingoff2you 01-12-2009 06:51 AM

i lol'ed

hotjoint 01-12-2009 07:11 AM

:lol nice

The_AK 01-12-2009 09:23 AM

i see how i can relate this to my own life

LemonH2O 01-12-2009 10:13 AM

wtf, there's no santa? :gtfo:

vo_hantu 01-12-2009 10:49 AM

:thumbsup:

hal0g0dv2 01-12-2009 10:54 AM

haha good one

Soundy 01-12-2009 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toyota86 (Post 6219072)
i stopped reading when it said the perfect car was a grand caravan

Quote:

Originally Posted by hk20000 (Post 6219074)
+1 why is perfect car grand caravan....

Haven't you see Get Shorty? It's "the Cadillac of minivans!"

InvisibleSoul 01-12-2009 12:08 PM

meh

muteki 01-12-2009 01:59 PM

santa's not real? T_T

Amped 01-12-2009 02:06 PM

heh it was ok

Raid3n 01-12-2009 03:12 PM

i had a chuckle...


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