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01-11-2009, 10:12 PM
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#1 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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| Perfect Man and Perfect Woman
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either
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01-11-2009, 10:14 PM
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#2 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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i lol'd a bit.
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01-11-2009, 10:20 PM
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#3 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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i didnt lol =[
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01-11-2009, 10:24 PM
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#4 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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why is there a perfect woman and no perfect man?
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01-11-2009, 10:49 PM
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#5 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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hhahah i lol'ed
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01-11-2009, 11:50 PM
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#6 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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It's more clever than funny
which I'm sure it was meant to be
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01-12-2009, 12:03 AM
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#7 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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I was expecting santa clause as the answer
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01-12-2009, 01:57 AM
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#8 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Lolllllll
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01-12-2009, 02:24 AM
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#9 | | I don't get it
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not a bad joke, sure made me laugh
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01-12-2009, 02:59 AM
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#10 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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i stopped reading when it said the perfect car was a grand caravan
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01-12-2009, 03:02 AM
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#11 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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+1 why is perfect car grand caravan....
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01-12-2009, 03:24 AM
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#12 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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duuhh.. i dun get it
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01-12-2009, 03:52 AM
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#13 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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lol that was a funnay
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01-12-2009, 03:57 AM
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#14 | | RS controls my life!
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it was whatever not that funny
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01-12-2009, 06:51 AM
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#15 | | NEWBIE ACCOUNT!
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i lol'ed
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01-12-2009, 07:11 AM
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#16 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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01-12-2009, 09:23 AM
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#17 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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i see how i can relate this to my own life
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01-12-2009, 10:13 AM
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#18 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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01-12-2009, 10:49 AM
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#19 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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01-12-2009, 10:54 AM
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#20 | | RS Operative (G)
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haha good one
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01-12-2009, 11:54 AM
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#21 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by toyota86 i stopped reading when it said the perfect car was a grand caravan | Quote:
Originally Posted by hk20000 +1 why is perfect car grand caravan.... | Haven't you see Get Shorty? It's "the Cadillac of minivans!"
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01-12-2009, 12:08 PM
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#22 | | The RS Freebie guru
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01-12-2009, 01:59 PM
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#23 | | 無敵
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santa's not real? T_T
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01-12-2009, 02:06 PM
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#24 | | RS controls my life!
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heh it was ok
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01-12-2009, 03:12 PM
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#25 | | VAC Head Rotang Mod
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i had a chuckle...
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