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01-20-2009, 11:20 PM
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#1 | | Banned (ABWS)
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| fortune cookies are gay
I got this in a fortune cookie today;
"You should enhance your feminine side."
WTF is that suppose to mean?
o_o??
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01-20-2009, 11:22 PM
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start asking guys if they want head
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01-20-2009, 11:32 PM
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#3 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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go for some thai suprise?
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01-20-2009, 11:51 PM
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#4 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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it means you need to order some mens bra online.
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01-21-2009, 12:05 AM
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#5 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Maybe you're too Manly, you man-handle too many things/problems/issues. Try to think more like a women when issues and problems pop up. Be more gentle, soft and observant.
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01-21-2009, 12:06 AM
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#6 | | God of Unce
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You need a sex change =S
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01-21-2009, 12:14 AM
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#7 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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drop your ballz and grow a vagina.
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01-21-2009, 01:15 AM
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#8 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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you got stuck with the one written by a gay chinese fortune teller named To Wong Foo.
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01-21-2009, 02:00 AM
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#9 | | ESKETIT
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means u will find true love on flag day
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01-21-2009, 02:30 AM
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#10 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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^lol
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01-21-2009, 02:33 AM
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#11 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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let your dad stick it in your bum  | |
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01-21-2009, 06:26 AM
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#12 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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you need to suck more dicks yo!
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01-21-2009, 06:41 AM
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#13 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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01-21-2009, 07:54 AM
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#14 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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Originally Posted by smoothie. start asking guys if they want head | LOL 
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01-21-2009, 08:22 AM
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#15 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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You gotta be more gay
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01-21-2009, 08:56 AM
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#16 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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i think it means you should substitute your vitamins with birth control pills
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01-21-2009, 01:46 PM
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#17 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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I don't understand why you constantly set yourself up for mockery... :?
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01-21-2009, 01:56 PM
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#18 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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be metrosexual
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01-21-2009, 04:06 PM
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#19 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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The OP is getting owned.  | |
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01-21-2009, 04:42 PM
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#20 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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Originally Posted by asian_XL it means you need to order some mens bra online. |
some brOs?
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01-21-2009, 04:48 PM
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#21 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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perhaps some manties? www.manties.com
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01-21-2009, 05:42 PM
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#22 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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Originally Posted by Gumby I don't understand why you constantly set yourself up for mockery... :? | his feminine side for sure is enhancing.. attention whore
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01-21-2009, 07:29 PM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)
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sry.. i didn't mean to get attention like this..
I thought i share a funny experience with you guys/girl(s)...
k.. this thread is going to the fight club... this thread has gone wrong...
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01-21-2009, 07:31 PM
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#24 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by skyxx Maybe you're too Manly, you man-handle too many things/problems/issues. Try to think more like a women when issues and problems pop up. Be more gentle, soft and observant.
I'm actually full of shit but that's what I think it means....lol.... | this was the only useful imput...
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01-21-2009, 09:24 PM
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#25 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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HAHAHA orange7 you are hilarious man.
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