have you ever wonder ?
 

EVER WONDER where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why you have to click on 'Start'
to stop Windows ?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a
'new & improved' flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport 'the terminal'
if flying is so safe?

AND...

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
'Directions: Use like regular soap'.
(And that would be how???)

On some frozen dinners:
'Serving suggestion: Defrost'
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(Printed on bottom):
'Do not turn upside down'.
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
'Product will be hot after heating'.
(And you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
'Warning: May cause drowsiness'.
(And...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
'For indoor or outdoor use only'.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
'Not to be used for the other use'.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
'Warning: contains nuts'.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts'.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

ahhaha wtf.... :rofl:

hahahah, those r really funny

good read

we're all going down hill really quick!

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

^^^

My favorite.

No... but it makes me wander.

a lot of the stupid cautionary things are put there to prevent lawsuits

notice all McDonald cups have "caution, contents may be hot" or caution contents may be cold"?

The reason is some woman actually won her lawsuit against Mcdonalds. She sued Mcdonalds for damages and work loss due to the burning of her tongue from hot coffee. She stated that she didnt know the coffee was hot.

link it wiki but it gives a general understanding:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck...7s_Restaurants

ahaha that was a good read :haha:

lol good read.

good read... were all doooomeedd

1. i swear i've seen people put on mascara with their mouths CLOSED

2. someone from the factory actually tastes the food. there is such a job.

3. the plane will be too heavy to fly.

hahah. awesome!

i lol'd and now my tongue is burnt from my soup. awesome.
but good read hahaa

I think I am in a bad mood today....
I can find flaws/explainations in like 75% of those comments without a second though...

ahahah best thread yet.
made my day

I think it's not so much the material of the black box, but the shape/design of it. Even if it was made of the same material as an airplane, upon the same velocity impact, a small box is way more likely to stay together than an airplane.

I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

haha i knew someone would bring this up when i saw the thread title...

makes me wander too...

wtf?

And lolll repost from 1997..I read this in an email forward back then ahahah

HAHA WTF awesome

Yeah, this is super old and there's answers to most of those. :3

:lol nice

hmmm then why is i can put on mascara with my mouth closed? haha

This thread is retarded. If you find these things amusing, you pull your thumb out of your asshole.

and sniff it?