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flameboy54 02-19-2009 12:45 PM
Been reading it for a while. Some classic ones.

Grandmaster TSE 02-19-2009 12:56 PM
hahah, some good stuff on there

"Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for valentines day. It looks better on her. FML." :rofl:

Gumby 02-19-2009 01:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by quasi (Post 6289454)
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dads words of wisdom were "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
Oh man, I can't stop laughing! :lol

!Yaminashi 02-19-2009 01:27 PM
OMG that site is the best way to kill time

Mananetwork 02-19-2009 01:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by quasi (Post 6289454)
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
This one wins in my opinion!

Durrann1984 02-19-2009 03:27 PM
haha the bingo one wuz heeelariioooooooooooooous

BlackV62K2 02-19-2009 03:43 PM
Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

Ouch LOL

JHuJHu 02-19-2009 03:46 PM
fucking love this site

3xta 02-19-2009 03:53 PM
Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

"Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML"

HAHAHAHAH

shenmecar 02-19-2009 06:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 3xta (Post 6290108)
Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

"Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML"

HAHAHAHAH
LOL, that mustve been epic

racerman88 02-19-2009 08:00 PM
those are good

wuuhoo 02-19-2009 09:02 PM
Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

I seriously LOL 'ED


Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

kwon 02-19-2009 10:34 PM
Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

KingDeeCee 02-19-2009 10:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kwon (Post 6290897)
Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
LMFAO. I LOL'D IRL HARD

whtazn 02-19-2009 10:52 PM
this made my day lol

Sid Vicious 02-19-2009 10:55 PM
This is my personal favourite, subtle hints are FTW
Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

Broseidon 02-19-2009 11:08 PM
This happened to a friend of mine.

Today, I was bidding on a pair of jeans on eBay, I was getting outbid at the last minute and I kept bidding. I was so into it that,
when the auction ended, I had bought the jeans for $15 over the buy it now price. -FML

AVS_Racing 02-19-2009 11:12 PM
lol omg great site

smoothie. 02-19-2009 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kongx (Post 6290981)
This happened to a friend of mine.

Today, I was bidding on a pair of jeans on eBay, I was getting outbid at the last minute and I kept bidding. I was so into it that,
when the auction ended, I had bought the jeans for $15 over the buy it now price. -FML
once it goes over, you cant buy it now.

and ive done it too.

it sucks

3xta 02-19-2009 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smoothie. (Post 6290992)
once it goes over, you cant buy it now.

and ive done it too.

it sucks
dont post again ur post is 888

avinayyar 02-20-2009 01:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 3xta (Post 6290996)
dont post again ur post is 888
LOL! Typical asian...:p

RFlush 02-20-2009 02:04 AM
Oh god some of this shit is hilarious:

oday I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser, thinking it was a Valentine's gift , I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog has died since I have been away. FML

NinjaAceYork 02-20-2009 08:21 AM
LOL 10bajillion times..

!Yaminashi 02-20-2009 09:20 AM
I thought this one was pretty witty

"Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML"

danny_d19 02-20-2009 01:16 PM
"Today, I was looking down at my paper in class and my spanish teacher asked if I was sleeping or not. I'm Asian. My eyes were open. FML"


lol


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