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Lol, mine was cut off within seconds. Stranger: hi You: IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME You: PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME Stranger: http://www.myspace.com/crookiemonsterr Stranger: YEAH IT IS Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
lol @ pedobear is coming to town |
LOL |
You: it's cold and dark, but not rainy You: it's 1:15 am heh Stranger: hehe:) You: i'm a 15 year old girl, you? Stranger: why do you not go sleep? Stranger: i am 20 You: sleep is for the weak, an no school tomorrow Stranger: okay You: I'm probably just going to watch porn for a bit and pass out You: I've done so much coke tonight lolz Stranger: i think you are too young to watch porn You: too youngto make it, sure. old enough to watch it. a few of my GFs are over Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
who the fuck sleeps when they have done a bunch of blow? |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi i would like to report a problem to a customer service representative. Stranger: Hi Stranger: Ok You: i was playing bingo on the internet Stranger: Yea You: and i stood up and got some coffee Stranger: Mmmhm. You: and i tripped over the wireless router's wire and accidently my entire cat. You: i would like to return this router Stranger: Ooh. uch You: and i believe you should get me a new cat Stranger: You should. Those wireless routers are dangerous these days Stranger: :P You: i believe you should compensate me a new router You: sir, i am disappoint Stranger: Yea You: my dead mother made a will to this cat You: cat is dead, how to claim will? Stranger: Ooh. You: how about you play life game and accidently the entire world Stranger: I will replace your router, but unfortunatly I cant replace your cat You: sir, i am dissapoint. Stranger: Ok. You: how about you accidently the entire world Stranger: What country are you in? You: so the government will give me a new cat Stranger: Maybe You: sir, i am disappoint Stranger: I'm not the government. Stranger: I'm sorry sir Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: disconnect now, save yourself the trouble Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: srs relationship? Stranger: what? You: hi You: so I was thinking Stranger: yeah? You: I have killed a WHOLE LOT of people and it would be pointless to stop now You: you know Stranger: not really... You: I was just wondering if you had any advice for me You: you know Stranger: Stop killing, would probably be the best advice I could give you You: but why? Stranger: and, you know, maybe see a therapist You: I killed my therapist You: you know Stranger: I'm not surprised You: asl You: you know Stranger: no, I don't know You: that;s weird, neither do I You: you know Stranger: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. You: your caps lock is on You: you know You: in stead of talking like this Stranger: Actually, it was all shift You: YOU SOUND LIKE THIS Stranger: That was point. You: oh. So you meant to do that? Stranger: my point* Stranger: and yes Stranger: I did You: WHY? You: IF WE ALL TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AND YOU ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE YELLING EVERYONE WILL BE CONFUSED You: YOUKNOW Stranger: I only yell, when I need to yell Stranger: not all the time You: in what situations do you feel the need to yell? Stranger: all sorts of situations You: maybe you're bi-polar? Stranger: nope. You: anger management? Stranger: nope. You: cause seriously we just started talking and you've already yelled at me. That screams "i have an anger problem" Stranger: I don't think you should be so judgmental. I mean you kill people You: yeah but I don't yell at the people I kill Stranger: I would rather be yelled at than killed You: Ur weird Stranger: At least I use the english language properly Stranger: "Ur" is not a word. Stranger: for the record. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. You: my dad could beat up |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl? Stranger: WIN You: lose Stranger: 12/f/cali Stranger: u? 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but I didn't go far... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: heya You: sup? Stranger: not a lot, you? You: nothing You: bored! Stranger: same Stranger: where are you from? You: a/sl Stranger: 13/f/uk You: oh, nice! Stranger: you? You: early in the morning You: canada Stranger: how old? You: 18 You: m Stranger: cool :) younger than my ex lol You: haha Stranger: i like older guys You: mhm thats cool! Stranger: because i am very tall and strong You: lol.. tall is good. how tall? Stranger: 6'1 You: very tall for a 13 yr old! Stranger: i know, tall parents! You: play basketball eh~ Stranger: no, i do rowing You: still cool You: sighs.. im not feeling too good now Stranger: how come? You: i've done bad things Stranger: like what? You: i don't know if i should share... Stranger: go on do it You: how can i know i can trust you? Stranger: you dont know who i am so i cannot tell anyone You: well.. I have killed a WHOLE LOT of people and it would be pointless to stop now You: you know.. Stranger: ahh you live in fantasy world You: i think i should see a therapist Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hi baby You: wazzaaaaaaap Stranger: im cool Stranger: u? You: im good You: lil horny Stranger: okay are u boy or girl? =) You: both Stranger: no Stranger: im girl You: what do you mean both You: i have a dick you bitch You: thats all you need to know Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: hi Stranger: how are u doing You: dandy You: and you? Stranger: ....fine Stranger: asl? You: *This user has posted personal information, press the Alt + F4 keys to see it* Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Just for the sake of pulling whoevers leg. Stranger: asl? You: 16 female zimbabwe You: asl? Stranger: 19 male conneticut You: you like tits? Stranger: yeh. let me c? You: i can't. i don't have any. i chopped them off and ate them. food is hard to come by here. Stranger: ???? You: I like goats and cheeze. Stranger: fuckoff You: I want to pedobear your buttholes. it is times for teh rapes! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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nice! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im 19 male looking for cam sex.. You: *This user has posted personal information, press the Alt + F4 keys to see it* Your conversational partner has disconnected |
Stranger: hi..... You: hey You: show me kpics Stranger: asl? You: f/florida Stranger: so what do ya do? You: i chcat Stranger: ok...so how old r u dear? You: old enough You: im a bad chick You: i like it rough Stranger: bad in what sence? Stranger: oh really....then i think i'm ur kind of guy... You: just what i'm looking for You: whats ur favorite position Stranger: doggy..... Stranger: can me give me a pic of urs? You: doggy is nice but You: i prefer the helicopter You: i like how it spins in there Stranger: helicopter.....never heard of it? Stranger: ohkay that one..... Stranger: how many times have u had sex? You: i love a man who can finish really well You: i like to finish things off with an alaskan dragon You: ohh yes Stranger: u seem to very interesting..... Stranger: show me pic of urs plzzzzzzzz You: only a few guys know about the alaskan dragon...do u even know what that is? You: it really turns me on.. Stranger: no i don't.....would u mind telling me?? You: well...i've tried EVERYTHING..and nothing beats the alaskan dragon You: why dont u google Stranger: what's the dragon?? Stranger: ok lemme check.. Stranger: give me ur pic... You: im not gonna show u any of my pics until u prove to me that u know what i just asked u to look for Stranger: wait i'm searching..... Stranger: ohkay i got it.....\ You: ok tell me exactly what it is..i wanna hear it You: then maybe ill give u pics Stranger: When a man cums in the womans mouth and then you tell her that you have gonorrhea and the cum in her mouth comes out of her nose looking like a dragon... Stranger: right?? You: close.... You: but i usually like to spice things up a bit Stranger: right after you finish in her mouth you blow PEPPER in her face causing her to sneeze and the jizz to shoot our of her nose like fire from a dragon. You: ok what i like to do is the same but just a little bit different Stranger: what? You: after the guy shoots off all his cum in my mouth, i ask them to pound me on the head making his juice squirt out of my nose You: u think u can handle that? Stranger: yea sure....that will be fun... Stranger: plz show mw ur pic now... You: i'm chris hansen from dateline nbc You: i have your ip address Stranger: so what? You: im gonna chop ur dick off, put it a ziplock bag and throw it in the freezer Stranger: do you bloody hav a dick urself....bloody impotent.... You: i bet u have a small penis You: cuz u dont know about the helicopter Stranger: hahaha....thats a good perception......fuck heads like u can think like that.... You: hahaha so u do have a small wang!...sorry mr no helicopter for u Stranger: do not need it from a slut like u.... You: thats fine at least im getting some and enjoying myself when all u could do is ask for random girls pictures and could barely stroke ur 3" bent penis You: hahaha You: what a sad little man Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
so what are the odds of chatting with other rs'ers? :lol |
Stranger: m or f? You: hermaphrodite You: you? Stranger: damn ! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Boy it's hard to get people to play along, lol :lol Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi! Stranger: m or f? You: could be both Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
epic win You: can you keep a secret? Stranger: sure You: i am not wearing boxers Stranger: me neither You: and i have a raging boner You: from talking to you Stranger: epic You: i wish you could touch it Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. |
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