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Old 04-02-2009, 09:28 PM   #1
WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
 
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:36 PM   #2
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here's mine

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Stranger: hello!
You: When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
Stranger: i will never grow up.
Stranger: i will always be Heathus Christ.
You: I know you can read my thoughts, boy: Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
Stranger: bless you, my child.
Stranger: for i know how lost you are.
You: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

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Old 04-02-2009, 09:36 PM   #3
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i think these are bots that talk to you
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:38 PM   #4
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Stranger: want to go to a club where people wee on each other?
You: yes
You: what club is that
Stranger: Im gonna hurt you
Stranger: I like you
Stranger: what do you think of me
Stranger: I'm Old Greggggg!
You: i think youre a bot
Stranger: I know what your thinking
Stranger: here comes old Greg
Stranger: a scary man fish
You: here comes old greg, the javascript bot
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:40 PM   #5
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You: hi
Stranger: gay or lesbiane
You: gay
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hai hai hai
You: why?
Stranger: i'm gay
You: wanna suck my dick?
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: i want you to suck my dick
You: that's cool
Stranger: i know
Stranger: do you eat shit
You: yes
Stranger: ewwww
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Old 04-02-2009, 09:52 PM   #6
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Stranger: Hi
You: i come
You: from china
You: hallo
Stranger: Greetings
You: HALLo
You: i like PIE
Stranger: Do you get good marks in school?
You: YES
You: NO?!
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: I'm going to go with yes, Asians are usually pretty smart
You: why do you ask
You: Ohh
You: lmao
You: china is goot
You: for eat dog
You: you cum one day
Stranger: Yum dog
Stranger: I will
You: ok
You: byebye stranger man
Stranger: I will cum and eat a dog
You: ok
Stranger: sounds delicious
You: i make for you the goot taste
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:12 PM   #7
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:14 PM   #8
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Stranger: sup
Stranger: asl
Stranger: a/s/l
Stranger: l/s/a
You: your mom
Stranger: rude
You: iwin'
Stranger:
You: eat shit
Stranger: i just wanna know ur a/s/l
Stranger: im 13/f/alabama
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Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 40/m/utah
Stranger: =/
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:22 PM   #9
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Stranger: are we on a boat suddenly?
You: no we're on a huge mother fucking volcano
Stranger: oh shhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:31 PM   #10
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You: PENIS
Stranger: vagina!
You: PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:36 PM   #11
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Stranger: HAY
You: hay is for fags and horses
Stranger: …………………………………………„„-^*''''*^~^*'''*^-„„
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:47 PM   #12
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You: what do you do
Stranger: (>^_(>O_O)> This
You: woah
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:49 PM   #13
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You: hey where in the world is carmen?!
Stranger: sandiego
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:52 PM   #14
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Stranger: lets share funny pictures
You: छठउऍ ऍडभग गःउ टढ
You: मऴ टचब पिप छ ?
Stranger: jihad?
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:58 PM   #15
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Stranger: blow me!\
You: Grow one.
Stranger: now!
You: Grow one.
Stranger: I have one!
You: Show it.
Stranger: Sunck it !
You: Learn to spell.
Stranger: learn to suck without talking
You: Grow one and I'll suck it.
Stranger: i have one
You: Prove it.
Stranger: it's hard and ready
Stranger: wanna picture?
You: Wanna?
You: What is wanna?
Stranger: want a
You: Laugh out Loud
You: You fucken faggit.
Wut wut in my butt
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:46 AM   #16
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Stranger: oh
Stranger: hai
Stranger: /b/?
You: hello, is this bowlfex helpline???
Stranger: YESsir
Stranger: how'd you break your rock?
You: i need help! my little brother is trapped in bowflex
Stranger: oh dear gawds
Stranger: you betta get him out
Stranger: or he go die
You: HOW
Stranger: you liftz it
You: the bowflex is too strong
You: i need backup
Stranger: is bowflex angry boyfrann?
Stranger: or messed up dad?
You: no my little brother
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:51 AM   #17
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Stranger: *knock knock*
You: fuck u
Stranger: lekker
You: wtf is that
Stranger: *knock knock*
You: i said, wat the fuck is lekker?
Stranger: dat is kanker lekker
You: how about fuck u!?!
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:56 AM   #18
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:58 AM   #19
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
 
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Stranger: oh?
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: i guess...
You: Smells good
Stranger: SMELLS GOOD, MAN?
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:00 AM   #20
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:04 AM   #21
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Stranger: im going to be frank, the ass sex doesnt sound very pleasant at all.
You: im going to be mary, and tell you that it DOES
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:06 AM   #22
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:09 AM   #23
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Stranger: hello
You: yo
You: name?
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: mimi is my name
You: hi im chris hanson
You: from the dateline nbc
Stranger: hello chris hanson.
You: where you located?
Stranger: usa, texsas
You: so many americans on this chat program
You: i dont like americans, hope you don't mind
Stranger: big allmighty usa.
Stranger: no i dont mind, im not local.
You: so what are you?
Stranger: i moved in here lest year. im english.
You: english as in england UK?
Stranger: yep
You: sexy
You: so why did you move to a worse country?
Stranger: got married.
You: europe is so much sexier than north america
You: awww
You: congratz
Stranger: thx.
Stranger: i would rather live in europe but he works here.
Stranger: everythin is rly big here. as they say. but like you get 2L soda from hamburger bar. :s
Stranger: too big for a little european girl.
You: yea that's y most of north americans are obese
You: so what are you into?
Stranger: but thx god bush isnt our president anymore.
Stranger: in into music and movies
You: what kind of music?
Stranger: pop, rock, punk...
Stranger: maby little r&b
You: ic
Stranger: i love iggy pop
Stranger: etcetcetc. pre punk.
You: man, i thought every european likes trance
You: techno
You: electro
Stranger: haha.
You: you know those kind of musics
Stranger: i love techno too.
You: i'm a dj
Stranger: i love music that i can dance.
Stranger: DJ? so cool!!
Stranger: what kind a music ya play?
You: trance
Stranger: do you hav anything on internet?
Stranger: so i gould listen?
You: awww, im not that good yet
Stranger: too bad.
You: but once i am, you'll see me
Stranger: im sure your going to be a ig star.
Stranger: big
Stranger: but g2g.
Stranger: what is ur dj name?
You: ok later, enjoy life
Stranger: so i know when i hear your playing
You: gonna b ....
You: just remember
Stranger: so, chris hanson aka ...., bye bye. hav a good life
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so what. dj iban??
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