OMEGLE
 

Talk to complete strangers...


http://omegle.com/



fucked up conversations, begin.

here's mine

i think these are bots that talk to you

Stranger: want to go to a club where people wee on each other?
You: yes
You: what club is that
Stranger: Im gonna hurt you
Stranger: I like you
Stranger: what do you think of me
Stranger: I'm Old Greggggg!
You: i think youre a bot
Stranger: I know what your thinking
Stranger: here comes old Greg
Stranger: a scary man fish
You: here comes old greg, the javascript bot

here's mine haha

You: hi
Stranger: gay or lesbiane
You: gay
Stranger: nice
Stranger: hai hai hai
You: why?
Stranger: i'm gay
You: wanna suck my dick?
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: i want you to suck my dick
You: that's cool
Stranger: i know
Stranger: do you eat shit
You: yes
Stranger: ewwww

Stranger: Hi
You: i come
You: from china
You: hallo
Stranger: Greetings
You: HALLo
You: i like PIE
Stranger: Do you get good marks in school?
You: YES
You: NO?!
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: I'm going to go with yes, Asians are usually pretty smart
You: why do you ask
You: Ohh
You: lmao
You: china is goot
You: for eat dog
You: you cum one day
Stranger: Yum dog
Stranger: I will
You: ok
You: byebye stranger man
Stranger: I will cum and eat a dog
You: ok
Stranger: sounds delicious
You: i make for you the goot taste

gayest second post ever.

Stranger: sup
Stranger: asl
Stranger: a/s/l
Stranger: l/s/a
You: your mom
Stranger: rude
You: iwin'
Stranger: :(
You: eat shit
Stranger: i just wanna know ur a/s/l
Stranger: im 13/f/alabama
You: fail..
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 40/m/utah
Stranger: =/
You: nty

Stranger: hello
You: Ahoy
Stranger: are we on a boat suddenly?
You: no we're on a huge mother fucking volcano
Stranger: oh shhhhhhhhhhhh

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You: PENIS
Stranger: vagina!
You: PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Stranger: HAY
You: hay is for fags and horses
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You: pedophile

Stranger: Hey stranger!
You: what do you do
Stranger: (>^_(>O_O)> This
You: woah
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: that doesnt look right

Stranger: hola
You: hey where in the world is carmen?!
Stranger: sandiego
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Stranger: lets share funny pictures
You: छठउऍ ऍडभग गःउ टढ
You: मऴ टचब पिप छ ?
Stranger: jihad?
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Wut wut in my butt

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Stranger: oh
Stranger: hai
Stranger: /b/?
You: hello, is this bowlfex helpline???
Stranger: YESsir
Stranger: how'd you break your rock?
You: i need help! my little brother is trapped in bowflex
Stranger: oh dear gawds
Stranger: you betta get him out
Stranger: or he go die
You: HOW
Stranger: you liftz it
You: the bowflex is too strong
You: i need backup
Stranger: is bowflex angry boyfrann?
Stranger: or messed up dad?
You: no my little brother
Stranger: kill bowflex with fiya!

Stranger: *knock knock*
You: fuck u
Stranger: lekker
You: wtf is that
Stranger: *knock knock*
You: i said, wat the fuck is lekker?
Stranger: dat is kanker lekker
You: how about fuck u!?!

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Stranger: sup lol
You: I farted
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: i guess...
You: Smells good
Stranger: SMELLS GOOD, MAN?

Tears of laughter are streaming down my face, I am fucking LMFAO

LOL epic

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You: i think of you when i masterbate
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Stranger: hello
You: yo
You: name?
Stranger: whats up
Stranger: mimi is my name
You: hi im chris hanson
You: from the dateline nbc
Stranger: hello chris hanson.
You: where you located?
Stranger: usa, texsas
You: so many americans on this chat program
You: i dont like americans, hope you don't mind
Stranger: big allmighty usa.
Stranger: no i dont mind, im not local.
You: so what are you?
Stranger: i moved in here lest year. im english.
You: english as in england UK?
Stranger: yep
You: sexy
You: so why did you move to a worse country?
Stranger: got married.
You: europe is so much sexier than north america
You: awww
You: congratz
Stranger: thx.
Stranger: i would rather live in europe but he works here.
Stranger: everythin is rly big here. as they say. but like you get 2L soda from hamburger bar. :s
Stranger: too big for a little european girl.
You: yea that's y most of north americans are obese
You: so what are you into?
Stranger: but thx god bush isnt our president anymore.
Stranger: in into music and movies
You: what kind of music?
Stranger: pop, rock, punk...
Stranger: maby little r&b
You: ic
Stranger: i love iggy pop
Stranger: etcetcetc. pre punk.
You: man, i thought every european likes trance
You: techno
You: electro
Stranger: haha.
You: you know those kind of musics
Stranger: i love techno too. :)
You: i'm a dj :D
Stranger: i love music that i can dance.
Stranger: :o DJ? so cool!! :D
Stranger: what kind a music ya play?
You: trance
Stranger: do you hav anything on internet?
Stranger: so i gould listen?
You: awww, im not that good yet
Stranger: :) too bad.
You: but once i am, you'll see me :)
Stranger: :D im sure your going to be a ig star.
Stranger: big
Stranger: but g2g.
Stranger: what is ur dj name?
You: ok later, enjoy life
Stranger: so i know when i hear your playing
You: gonna b ....
You: just remember :D
Stranger: :) so, chris hanson aka ...., bye bye. hav a good life

so what. dj iban?? :p