Need ideas: Fun way to greet someone at the aiport?
 

Girlfriend is coming home after travelling for 3 weeks, wanted to surprise her at the airport with a not-so-typical greeting (meaning the regular flowers). Any ideas? (that won't get me arrested...)

Thanks!

K. You know those limo drivers that hold up signs saying JOE SMITH for passengers they are supposed to pick up?

Go write something funny on a sign and hold it up in front of the arrivals parade of people.

I've always wanted to pick up my friends holding a sign saying RETARD

Make a huge sign, like a flag and wave it around when you see her!

Taser her.

Kev

Edit: Wait, already been done.

fuck.. you beat me to it..

Hire a midget and handcuff him to yourself.

dick in a box

x2

:lol

id think she'd be too tired to give a damn bout your surprise

i was thinking dick in a bouqet of flowers

that's gotta hurt

not true, she'll definitely care :) ummm i think the sign idea is cute, have the limo guy holding it and then you can be waiting in the car with some sort of gift?

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

say hi ?

Wear Her panties when she pulls your pants off while handcuffed to a midget holding a sign that says RETARD.

you want to make it memorable?


don't pick her up,

LMAO, best response

come with another chick --> hold her hand when she exits the secure area =)

I did this when a gf of mine came back a few years ago from school:


1. Hire a limo
2. Pick her up in the airport in the limo
3. Have a couple of her friends with you
4. Have roses in the limo
5. Have champagne in the limo


She will be thrilled

6. And then fuck her brains out in the limo

Some of those are great suggestions...others are hilarious, but won't be done ;)

Thanks! Keep 'em coming if anyone has anything different!

lmao this thread is fullz of winz

OHH YEAH!