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04-23-2009, 10:49 PM
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#1 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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| Need ideas: Fun way to greet someone at the aiport?
Girlfriend is coming home after travelling for 3 weeks, wanted to surprise her at the airport with a not-so-typical greeting (meaning the regular flowers). Any ideas? (that won't get me arrested...)
Thanks!
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04-23-2009, 10:56 PM
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#2 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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K. You know those limo drivers that hold up signs saying JOE SMITH for passengers they are supposed to pick up?
Go write something funny on a sign and hold it up in front of the arrivals parade of people.
I've always wanted to pick up my friends holding a sign saying RETARD
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04-23-2009, 11:01 PM
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04-23-2009, 11:48 PM
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Make a huge sign, like a flag and wave it around when you see her!
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04-23-2009, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by EssenceGSR  wanted to surprise her at the airport with a not-so-typical greeting | Taser her.
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Edit: Wait, already been done.
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04-24-2009, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Roach Taser her.
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Edit: Wait, already been done. | fuck.. you beat me to it..
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04-24-2009, 01:43 AM
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Hire a midget and handcuff him to yourself.
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04-24-2009, 01:49 AM
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#8 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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dick in a box
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04-24-2009, 07:07 AM
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04-24-2009, 07:10 AM
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04-24-2009, 07:23 AM
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id think she'd be too tired to give a damn bout your surprise
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04-24-2009, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by urrh dick in a box | i was thinking dick in a bouqet of flowers
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04-24-2009, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by azzurro32 i was thinking dick in a bouqet of flowers | that's gotta hurt
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04-24-2009, 09:37 AM
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#14 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by liu13 id think she'd be too tired to give a damn bout your surprise | not true, she'll definitely care  ummm i think the sign idea is cute, have the limo guy holding it and then you can be waiting in the car with some sort of gift?
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04-24-2009, 10:24 AM
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Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
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04-24-2009, 09:47 PM
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say hi ?
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04-24-2009, 10:49 PM
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Wear Her panties when she pulls your pants off while handcuffed to a midget holding a sign that says RETARD.
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04-25-2009, 10:42 AM
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you want to make it memorable?
don't pick her up,
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04-25-2009, 11:52 AM
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#19 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by hung_low you want to make it memorable?
don't pick her up, |
LMAO, best response
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04-25-2009, 06:07 PM
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come with another chick --> hold her hand when she exits the secure area =)
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04-25-2009, 06:24 PM
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I did this when a gf of mine came back a few years ago from school:
1. Hire a limo
2. Pick her up in the airport in the limo
3. Have a couple of her friends with you
4. Have roses in the limo
5. Have champagne in the limo
She will be thrilled
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04-25-2009, 06:28 PM
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6. And then fuck her brains out in the limo
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04-25-2009, 06:31 PM
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#23 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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Some of those are great suggestions...others are hilarious, but won't be done 
Thanks! Keep 'em coming if anyone has anything different!
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04-25-2009, 07:19 PM
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#24 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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lmao this thread is fullz of winz
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04-25-2009, 07:55 PM
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#25 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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Originally Posted by PornoMan 6. And then fuck her brains out in the limo | OHH YEAH!
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