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wahyinghung 06-03-2009 05:08 PM

The 6 Most Common Facebook Photos
 
1. The Flattering/Pretty Picture:
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress....pg?w=291&h=353This moment is most typically captured by the Facebook user while at home alone. He or she will break out the camera and take anywhere from 20-76 selfies before finding the one that shows off their features the best (Read: the one where they look the hottest.). This photograph can also be taken by someone else for the sole purpose of getting a good shot for Facebook. Because why else do people take pictures alone?
2. The Crop-Out-Everyone-Who-Looks-Bad Photo
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress....pg?w=211&h=323
This photo most often appears among women (who only care how good they come out in a group shot). The Facebook member thinks she looks great (and that her cleavage is out of control), but everyone else is looking pretty blah. Not wanting to miss out on a top notch Facebook moment or have strangers wonder which girl she is in said photo, she sloppily crops the rest of the subjects out of the photo.
3. The Funny Drinking Photo:
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress....pg?w=332&h=333This photo is the product of a drunken night during which, every photo taken is followed by screams of, “FACEBOOK!!!” This photo makes the user look cool, funny, and having more fun at their respective college than any of their friends at other (crappier) schools.
4. The Artsy Photo:
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress....pg?w=333&h=333“Look at me! I’m so artsy! I think a lot. I want everyone to think that I am too cool for Facebook and that I rarely ever think about it, but I went to the beach to play guitar just so I could put this awesome shot on my FB profile! Did I mention I love playing the guitar?”
5. The Look-at-Me! Photo
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress....pg?w=332&h=333This photo allows the Facebook user to show off some amazing accomplishment – be it winning an award, rocking a jump while skiing, or hanging out with a celebrity – without having to sound like a douche bag who announces it to everyone. Deep down, though, they hope and pray that their wall will fill up with posts of people commenting on this very awesome accomplishment.
6. The Happy Couple Photo:
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress....pg?w=332&h=333Because once you are in a relationship, that is all that matters. Your identity is his identity. And aren’t you guys so cute?!!?! So in loooove?! Everyone just needs to know how serious this is.

Oh, and he better also have a picture of you two on his profile, or there is going to be trouble.
http://collegecandy.com/2009/05/06/t...cebook-photos/

124Y 06-03-2009 05:13 PM

Haha...mine don't belong in any one of these categories.

quasi 06-03-2009 05:16 PM

What about the photo of hockey player that your buddies girlfriend cheated on him with and that you tagged as your buddy? :)

Simplex123 06-03-2009 05:20 PM

what about the camwhore picutres loool

Presto 06-03-2009 05:25 PM

Yeah.... that's why I don't care about Facebook

Great68 06-03-2009 05:34 PM

Fuck facebook.

Real friends will pick up the phone.

Culture_Vulture 06-03-2009 05:42 PM

http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo83/AVH/mine.jpg
mine lol

mmmk 06-03-2009 05:46 PM

mine belongs to #1 lol

mmmk 06-03-2009 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great68 (Post 6450382)
Fuck facebook.

Real friends will pick up the phone.

Real friends SMS and BBM each other these days as well :thumbsup:

03aspec 06-03-2009 05:52 PM

i have a picture of an s5, but facebook is fucking gay.

ienhz 06-03-2009 05:54 PM

what about those gay jumping mid air pics?
gay x 10 when it's a group of guys doing it.

dL 06-03-2009 06:59 PM

Haha so true. I belong to #4 currently.

dL

murd0c 06-03-2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quasi (Post 6450362)
What about the photo of hockey player that your buddies girlfriend cheated on him with and that you tagged as your buddy? :)

:haha::haha::haha:

Shun Izaki 06-03-2009 07:29 PM

mine's my avatar on revscene....

Bouncing Bettys 06-04-2009 12:31 AM

mine's my avatar from xbox live witch looks suprisingly a lot like me

El Bastardo 06-04-2009 02:03 AM

Those guys are unoriginal chumps, unlike me who...

http://i42.tinypic.com/2v9447d.jpg


....aw hell :(

hotjoint 06-04-2009 08:50 AM

#6 for me :lol

spoon.ek9 06-04-2009 09:50 AM

what about all the damn kids that take photos of themselves in their bathroom mirrors?

mine is of my car btw.

Gumby 06-04-2009 02:05 PM

Mine is of my wii character.

AzNightmare 06-04-2009 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great68 (Post 6450382)
Fuck facebook.

Real friends will pick up the phone.

.

elkayem 06-04-2009 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoon.ctr.ek9 (Post 6451322)
what about all the damn kids that take photos of themselves in their bathroom mirrors?

mine is of my car btw.

Thanks Jonathan.

woozzle 06-04-2009 02:26 PM

you forgot pics of guys who take their shirt off

you 06-04-2009 02:47 PM

how about the naked photos??

l4d2_sarge 06-04-2009 04:34 PM

lol

BlackV62K2 06-04-2009 04:44 PM

My profile pic is in the #4 category lol.


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