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06-03-2009, 05:08 PM
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#1 | | The RS Anchorman
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| The 6 Most Common Facebook Photos
1. The Flattering/Pretty Picture:  This moment is most typically captured by the Facebook user while at home alone. He or she will break out the camera and take anywhere from 20-76 selfies before finding the one that shows off their features the best (Read: the one where they look the hottest.). This photograph can also be taken by someone else for the sole purpose of getting a good shot for Facebook. Because why else do people take pictures alone?
2. The Crop-Out-Everyone-Who-Looks-Bad Photo 
This photo most often appears among women (who only care how good they come out in a group shot). The Facebook member thinks she looks great (and that her cleavage is out of control), but everyone else is looking pretty blah. Not wanting to miss out on a top notch Facebook moment or have strangers wonder which girl she is in said photo, she sloppily crops the rest of the subjects out of the photo.
3. The Funny Drinking Photo:  This photo is the product of a drunken night during which, every photo taken is followed by screams of, “FACEBOOK!!!” This photo makes the user look cool, funny, and having more fun at their respective college than any of their friends at other (crappier) schools.
4. The Artsy Photo:  “Look at me! I’m so artsy! I think a lot. I want everyone to think that I am too cool for Facebook and that I rarely ever think about it, but I went to the beach to play guitar just so I could put this awesome shot on my FB profile! Did I mention I love playing the guitar?”
5. The Look-at-Me! Photo  This photo allows the Facebook user to show off some amazing accomplishment – be it winning an award, rocking a jump while skiing, or hanging out with a celebrity – without having to sound like a douche bag who announces it to everyone. Deep down, though, they hope and pray that their wall will fill up with posts of people commenting on this very awesome accomplishment.
6. The Happy Couple Photo:  Because once you are in a relationship, that is all that matters. Your identity is his identity. And aren’t you guys so cute?!!?! So in loooove?! Everyone just needs to know how serious this is.
Oh, and he better also have a picture of you two on his profile, or there is going to be trouble. http://collegecandy.com/2009/05/06/t...cebook-photos/ | 
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06-03-2009, 05:13 PM
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#2 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Haha...mine don't belong in any one of these categories.
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06-03-2009, 05:16 PM
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#3 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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What about the photo of hockey player that your buddies girlfriend cheated on him with and that you tagged as your buddy? 
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06-03-2009, 05:20 PM
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#4 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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what about the camwhore picutres loool
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06-03-2009, 05:25 PM
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#5 | | Zombie Mod
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Yeah.... that's why I don't care about Facebook
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06-03-2009, 05:34 PM
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#6 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Fuck facebook.
Real friends will pick up the phone.
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06-03-2009, 05:42 PM
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#7 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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mine lol
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06-03-2009, 05:46 PM
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#8 | | G'd up! w000weee
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mine belongs to #1 lol
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06-03-2009, 05:47 PM
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#9 | | G'd up! w000weee
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Originally Posted by Great68  Fuck facebook.
Real friends will pick up the phone. | Real friends SMS and BBM each other these days as well  | |
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06-03-2009, 05:52 PM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)
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i have a picture of an s5, but facebook is fucking gay.
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06-03-2009, 05:54 PM
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#11 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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what about those gay jumping mid air pics?
gay x 10 when it's a group of guys doing it.
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06-03-2009, 06:59 PM
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#12 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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Haha so true. I belong to #4 currently.
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06-03-2009, 07:27 PM
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#13 | | In RS I Trust
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06-03-2009, 07:29 PM
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#14 | | Banned By Establishment
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mine's my avatar on revscene....
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06-04-2009, 12:31 AM
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#15 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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mine's my avatar from xbox live witch looks suprisingly a lot like me
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06-04-2009, 02:03 AM
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#16 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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Those guys are unoriginal chumps, unlike me who... 
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06-04-2009, 08:50 AM
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#17 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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#6 for me  | |
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06-04-2009, 09:50 AM
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#18 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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what about all the damn kids that take photos of themselves in their bathroom mirrors?
mine is of my car btw.
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06-04-2009, 02:05 PM
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#19 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Mine is of my wii character.
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06-04-2009, 02:10 PM
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#20 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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Originally Posted by Great68 Fuck facebook.
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06-04-2009, 02:22 PM
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#21 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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Originally Posted by spoon.ctr.ek9 what about all the damn kids that take photos of themselves in their bathroom mirrors?
mine is of my car btw. | Thanks Jonathan.
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06-04-2009, 02:26 PM
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#22 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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you forgot pics of guys who take their shirt off
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06-04-2009, 02:47 PM
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#23 | | Banned (BBM)
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how about the naked photos??
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06-04-2009, 04:34 PM
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#24 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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lol
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06-04-2009, 04:44 PM
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#25 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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My profile pic is in the #4 category lol.
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