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06-10-2009, 04:02 PM
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#26 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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cool story bro.
so what happened so far in ur afternoon and evening?
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06-10-2009, 04:16 PM
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#27 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Dude, if your not going to bang the MILF and her daughters pass them this way!
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06-10-2009, 04:19 PM
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#28 | | Banned (ABWS)
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i feel like punching my monitor right now
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06-10-2009, 04:37 PM
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#29 | | Blood tests positive for LOL mod
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Originally Posted by 03aspec  i feel like punching my monitor right now | You're just jealous because you can't be as cool as him or me | |
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06-10-2009, 04:50 PM
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#30 | | In RS I Trust
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this is the ultimate one 
so I went to a swingers club during "bi night" because it was only $35 compared to $175 on regular days. was hoping to meet some chicks . i gave the bartender my wine and asked him to pour me a glass. a cuban guy with a blonde sat next to me. he stroked his hand on my arm. i thought that was fucking weird, so i took my drink and walked around. went to the orgy room where i saw two guys 69ing each other while gay porn was playing on the big screen then i went to the lockers, undressed and hopped in the hot tub. the same couple from earlier came in with me so i nodded to them. the guy came over and rubbed my nipple. i got up and left. i walked around the whole club. there were some people dancing,, and a lot of guys. i went back to the orgy room . now there was a guy laying on a sofa with his ass up in the air. an old dude came over and started pounding him without a condom . a younger guy sucked the guy's dick and then they were 69ing. wtff! so i left there, went back to jump into the hot tub where the same couple was still there. they smiled at me and i smiled back out of politeness. i told him his gf was gorgeous . they kissed and she came over to my other side and he came closer. she kissed me and then we were making out. all of a sudden the guy who was on my left started playing with my nipple again. he bent down to lick it. at this point i was like whatever and started to fondle his gf's tits. then he put his hand on my cock . so i fingered his girl's pussy. he stopped and disappeared. i was like thank god. and then i felt something on my cock. he was licking it . i insantly went soft. so i got up and got between his gf's legs and looked for the hole. the guy came up for air. i couldn't find the hole. next thing you know he's back down and licking my asshole . i tried to ignore it but then it was making me go soft, so i got up and left, got dressed, and left the club completely.
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06-10-2009, 05:03 PM
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#31 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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interesting story lol
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06-10-2009, 05:05 PM
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#32 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^ LOL!........
Funny how "murd0c" posted this when he had this guy showering on his avatar few months ago...lol
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06-10-2009, 05:06 PM
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#33 | | In RS I Trust
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Originally Posted by skyxx ^ LOL!........
Funny how "murd0c" posted this when he had this guy showering on his avatar few months ago...lol | damm you remember  | |
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06-10-2009, 05:08 PM
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#34 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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If anyone has that picture I have another member in mind who'll get that as an av
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06-10-2009, 05:10 PM
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#35 | | In RS I Trust
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^your the one that gave it to me, don't you save your gifs?
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06-10-2009, 05:23 PM
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#36 | | VAC Head Rotang Mod
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i was waiting for the bel air....
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06-10-2009, 05:35 PM
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#37 | | I STILL don't get it
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I had to read that in two sittings
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06-10-2009, 06:01 PM
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#38 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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The biggest shock to me was that some people laughed at that.
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06-10-2009, 07:28 PM
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#39 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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WTF
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06-10-2009, 07:41 PM
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#40 | | Raping Captured Dolphins since 2002 on EZ board days
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I was expecting a trip to Bel Air....
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06-10-2009, 07:54 PM
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#41 | | Hacked RS to become a mod
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It was okay funny, but if it had been a bit more subtle it would have been fucken hilarious  | |
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06-10-2009, 08:09 PM
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#42 | | Banned By Establishment
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LAY off the SHROOMS.
good read though.
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06-10-2009, 08:45 PM
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#43 | | Moderator
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What in the fuck
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06-10-2009, 08:56 PM
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#44 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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yo, that reminds me of this one time when i was fucking this chick at the park and one of my friends were joking around by trying to take pictures behind a tree so i pushed him into a small cliff the n*gga got mad and saying i fucked up his leg and went home.the next day at the bus stop i saw him and i saw dude coming at me.i didnt think much but then i saw like five other nigs across the street,they were relatives or some dudes from highschool. so im thinking its a joke so then he get close and starts swinging at me and am like yo wtf, so i hold on to him like huggin the niga and put him on the ground then i look up and some tall ***** just uppercuts me right on my chin had my ears ringing and shit, and after that they proceeded to beat the shit out of me. after it was all over i walked home waited like 2 hours then called that n*ggas house and told him i was gonna kill him and all his fucking peoples.and thats when i made my first enemy.but after that i learned to act proper and stopped acting like a kid all the time,well most of the time
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06-10-2009, 10:24 PM
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#45 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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tl;dr
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06-12-2009, 07:29 AM
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#46 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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LOL
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06-12-2009, 11:59 AM
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#47 | | I STILL don't get it
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06-12-2009, 01:31 PM
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#48 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul No lulz here. | "you raff, you roose!"
didnt even crack a grin. i win.
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