Yeah the fat chick on the bus one is funny man!! lol

Oh man, I almost burst out laughing in my cubicle at the fat lady on bus one. :lol

And Bastardo, you're pretty damn funny when you conduct your "business" on Craigslist too. :)

hahaha this site is hilarious

oh man that site really is gold

David Thorne is better but this site is funny too lol.

oh man..
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
buhahahahahahaahha
that site is great

oh fuck help me I haven't stopped laughing for 3 hours

this is fuckin gold
http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

^^^ MUST READ

good one. hahahahahhaa

all of those were pure gold I couldnt stop laughing when I was reading them AHAHAHHA

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

^-HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA i literally have tears running down my face

holy fuck, these are so hilarious!

The camry guy should of been like "DUDE YOUR DOG HIT ME"

oh man... gold..

I wish this site was updated more.

He "murdered" his dog! LOL

Original ad:
if anyone wants a ride from baltimore to nyc tomorow let me know! i am driving up there sometime tomorow afternoon and would be glad to help someone out if they want to throw up some money for gas. i drive a hybrid, so i wont need much!
From Mike Partlow to *************@*********.org

Hello,

I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas.

Mike

From christine ********* to Me

no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment!

From Mike Partlow to christine **********

I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil.

Mike

From christine ********* to Me

wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!!

From Mike Partlow to christine **********

Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea.

Mike

someone should do this on craigslist or something haha

El Bastardo has done similar stuff on Craigslist before... :D

second one is hilarious

I just found out about this site. There goes my friggin' productivity.

Here's the latest
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

LMAO

Original ad:
670cc commercial wood chipper/shredder for sale. Little bit of rust but works great. Contact Joe - ***********@gmail.com
$4000 OBO


From Me to ***********@gmail.com:

Hi Joe,

Is the wood chipper still for sale?

Thanks,

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

Yes, I still have the wood chipper.

From Me to Joe ******:

I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

I don't see why not. What are you using it for?

From Me to Joe ******:

Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver's license as collateral.

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.

From Me to Joe ******:

Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and putting ads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little fuckers pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think a wood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

.......................................wow. No.

From Me to Joe ******:

Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?

Mike

From Joe ****** to Me:

No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.

From Me to Joe ******:

I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.

Mike

That has to be the funniest one on the site. God damn.. I couldn't stop laughing. As good as the 7 legged spider :p

LOL This is an awesome way to kill my sunny friday! Thanks LB!

the matthew one, missy and the 7 legged spider made me burst out laughing.