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07-02-2009, 01:25 PM
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#1 | | "Entertainment" mod.
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| Own an NSX (or any tuned import)? You're a child molester!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7460
enjoy the fun stemming from a bunch of retard site founders who attempt to create SATIRE without ANY previous warning.
Fucking morons.
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07-02-2009, 01:36 PM
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#2 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Wow... is that shit for real?
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07-02-2009, 01:37 PM
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#3 | | 2010 RS Top Food Critic Winner
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some choice quotes. Quote:
My theory is that it has to to with the common name of the people who drive one: boy ricers.
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Mind you, it's only a theory, there must be loads of other reasons.
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wow.i got to page 4 and i couldnt read it anymore.
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07-02-2009, 01:40 PM
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#4 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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07-02-2009, 01:41 PM
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#5 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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It looks like its Mission: Accomplished for Landover Baptist with respect to the people on Revscene.
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07-02-2009, 01:47 PM
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#6 | | "Entertainment" mod.
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lol, love the ToS. "Completely Satirical." What kind of moron does it take to pull this off LOL.
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07-02-2009, 01:48 PM
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#7 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Those people are so fucked.
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07-02-2009, 01:53 PM
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#8 | | 2010 RS Top Food Critic Winner
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Honda NSX...Towering Japanese prophets living in Mt Fuji ice caves inspired to create a car to honor Australian group INXS. Turns out INXS Michael Hutchins later dies as he strangles himself to death in a hotel room.....David Carradine later dies exact same way....PROOF OF UNIDENTIFIED SERIAL KILLER OF CELEBRITIES. Celebrities are dying the same way, victims were all famous and murdered the same way. WHO IS KILLING CELEBRITIES?
Later creation of N*Sync music group inspired by NSX PROPHECY....Japanese wise men create boy band to entice young girls to become geishas and service Japanese men in hotel rooms....N*Sync's LANCE BASS REVEALED TO BE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA TERRORIST, turning young girls to become lesbians as proven on backwards N*Sync recordings. GAY N*SYNC AGENDA, CREATED BY GAY JAPANESE NSX CULT?!?!?!?! It is possible.
Now we have serial killer running around....ED MCMAHON, FARRAH FAWCETT, MICHAEL JACKSON, AND BILLY MAYS ALL IN ONE WEEK? Just a "coincidence"? NO. Celebrities do not die so rapidly. SERIAL KILLER GETTING MORE BOLD...using other methods...Michael Jackson either a victim or faked his death.
SATAN WORSHIPPING MICHAEL JACKSON LURED CHILDREN TO NEVERLAND RANCH AND FORCED THEM COMMIT UNGODLY BESTIALITY RITUALS WITH NEVERLAND ZOO ANIMALS AND THEN RIPPED OUT THEIR BEATING HEARTS LIKE AN AZTEC HUMAN SACRIFICE CEREMONY.Michael Jackson bathed in virgins blood to live forever.
MICHAEL JACKSON ACTUALLY LESBIAN VAMPIRESS ELIZABETH BATHORY. No doubt Immortal Vampire Cult has NSXs that run on children's blood.
NSX PROVEN TO BE PEDOPHILE'S CHOICE OF TRANSPORTATION.
Do you not see the connection people?????????
| - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...8&postcount=65
WOOOOOOOW!
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07-02-2009, 02:07 PM
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#9 | | RS Veteran
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Americans who buy Japanese Cars should be forcibly transported to Canada.
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07-02-2009, 02:09 PM
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#10 | | Banned (BBM)
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wtf that site is so fucked up
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07-02-2009, 02:11 PM
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#11 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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man, my brain hurts.
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07-02-2009, 02:13 PM
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#12 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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who cares about what a bunch of inbred white trash thinks
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07-02-2009, 02:35 PM
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#13 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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That place is so messed up, there are people like this still?? WTF??
ALL RS members should join the forum and start a BIG argument, hahahhaa
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07-02-2009, 02:51 PM
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#14 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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people who actually believe this is real scroll up to the wikipedia entry. lol.
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was so funny
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07-02-2009, 03:31 PM
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#15 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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wow that's how religious believes get their bad name.
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07-02-2009, 03:43 PM
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#16 | | RS controls my life!
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Did no one read that Wiki link that was posted? It's a parody site.
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07-02-2009, 04:11 PM
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#17 | | The sound of inevitability
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Can you motherfuckers read before posting your useless fucking comments? If you scroll up you will find that a link to wikipedia has been posted. Read it and shut the fuck up. Unless of course you know what the hell is going on and know that it's a parody site, feel free to add your 2 cents.
Those too stupid to read shouldn't be allowed to post their useless shit.
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07-02-2009, 04:42 PM
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#18 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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Originally Posted by The7even Can you motherfuckers read before posting your useless fucking comments? If you scroll up you will find that a link to wikipedia has been posted. Read it and shut the fuck up. Unless of course you know what the hell is going on and know that it's a parody site, feel free to add your 2 cents.
Those too stupid to read shouldn't be allowed to post their useless shit. | this man speaks the truth
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07-02-2009, 04:50 PM
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#19 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Originally Posted by The7even Can you motherfuckers read before posting your useless fucking comments? If you scroll up you will find that a link to wikipedia has been posted. Read it and shut the fuck up. Unless of course you know what the hell is going on and know that it's a parody site, feel free to add your 2 cents.
Those too stupid to read shouldn't be allowed to post their useless shit. | z0mg i cant beleve dose relijus nutjobs are liek dat..
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07-02-2009, 05:44 PM
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#20 | | "Entertainment" mod.
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Why would they do this kind of thing if they want to be satirical? They're trying to start fights.
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07-02-2009, 06:37 PM
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#21 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by CorneringArtist Why would they do this kind of thing if they want to be satirical? They're trying to start fights. | LOL dude the definition of satire involves insult and ridicule...
If it doesn't offend anyone, then it's not satire.
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07-02-2009, 06:58 PM
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#22 | | ESKETIT
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wow that site is fucked
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07-03-2009, 09:15 AM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)
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07-03-2009, 09:19 AM
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#24 | | Banned (ABWS)
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07-03-2009, 10:15 AM
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#25 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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