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Old 07-17-2009, 10:27 AM   #51
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:28 AM   #52
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U did the right thing, but u should of done a bunch of oral to show her wat she can expect for the next day.

Your not like all guys and keep a condom hidden in ur wallet?

it has came in handy many times.
I sometimes wonder, do condoms get degraded from the excess heat from ur butt (assuming u put ur wallent in ur back pocket).
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:29 AM   #53
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I sometimes wonder, do condoms get degraded from the excess heat from ur butt (assuming u put ur wallent in ur back pocket).
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:29 AM   #54
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those things are always in the moment kinda thing.

its sexy when its spontaneous. when its planned... it loses its spark.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:33 AM   #55
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U did the right thing, but u should of done a bunch of oral to show her wat she can expect for the next day.
And he probably would have woken up today with herpes all over his mouth
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:35 AM   #56
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:44 AM   #57
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That's damn random.... I'm all for fucking hot chicks...but one u've known for mere hours...makes you wonder..you've known her for a day...that's enough right?
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:50 AM   #58
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Now, the thing is she basically wants to fuck, she's pretty hot and I would give her a 8/10 but she's obviously a slut so now I'm thinking twice because I don't want to catch a STD or two but on the other hand, she's hot and I would stupid not to fuck her. What do you guys think?
I don't see what the big deal is. Women require sex just as bad as men do and depending on one's current dry spell (guy or girl), people will just be that loose with their standards of approach. Slut is only a negative connotation given by haters don't get what they want.

Anyhow, I find it odd that for a person who's that sexually active, and for a person who probably needing or looking for sex, the girl didn't have rubbers on her own. Are you sure you didn't just get blue balls?

Sometimes men are like that you know. They can't handle modern pro-liberate women as we're all generally raised with the comforting idea of conservatism, or "moderate liberalism" at best.
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:00 AM   #60
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I sometimes wonder, do condoms get degraded from the excess heat from ur butt (assuming u put ur wallent in ur back pocket).
Isn't that basic knowledge? They tell you not to keep it in wallets for that reason.
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Be a man do the right thing, bring a condom and just fuck her silly!
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:26 AM   #62
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hes probably fucking her now as we speak
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:34 AM   #63
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No shit! I work 4 blocks from there, maybe it was one of my co-workers!?!!?!? cos we do get off at around 10:30 and none of them drive so maybe they were picking up something at the 7-11 after work.

Was she in line? or did she just randomly approach you?
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Old 07-17-2009, 11:55 AM   #65
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:07 PM   #66
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:17 PM   #67
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:23 PM   #68
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next time when u grab OJ, remember to grab some TROJAN as well
I'll def fuck her next time but remains as fuck buddies
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:35 PM   #69
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LOL why is it that while i read this story I imagined you were inside joyce and kingsway 7-11 as well...

2 things...

1) good job on not fucking her raw

2) should have gotten a BJ!!
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:39 PM   #70
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Y wouldnt you man, just remember allways wear a helmet on ur bell!
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:41 PM   #71
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She was pissed cuz she got stood up for the date and wanted to fuck. I don't think you'll get the same action today if you call her. But you never know!
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Old 07-17-2009, 12:46 PM   #72
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Get a condom then nail her, you're smart for not hitting it raw since you just met her, don't wanna get fucked for the rest of your life. You could have probably gotten a bj from her at the very least
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Old 07-17-2009, 01:00 PM   #73
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I dunno, but don't u think it's kinda dangerous? There are so many instances that u can get mugged according to ur story.

1. u could have got ur car jacked while u drop off things for ur bro
2. 10 black guys could be waiting for u in the park since it's dark
3. 10 black guys could be in the basement ready to rape and mug u.
can it be 10 white guys or 10 chinese guys, maybe 10 brown girls perhaps?
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