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07-17-2009, 10:47 PM
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#101 | | Marcosexual Fan Club, CEO
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Dude, just wrap it up, and do her.
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07-17-2009, 10:55 PM
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#102 | | Banned (BBM)
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good for not fucking her bare back tho man
you never know wtf she has down there, fuck maybe a 8" dick that whips you across the face.
But hell, if she is rated as high as you said she is without being drunk? than fuck put on a ballon and fuck her, call it a day. Post the aftermath on RS, everyone gets a happy ending, done. 
be safe than sorry tho, you could have gotten your car and shit stolen tho.
BTW, shouldnt this shit be in VLS relationship section?
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07-17-2009, 11:27 PM
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#103 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Originally Posted by van_driver  What kind of car were you driving? Remember, theres always gold diggers out there! | I would guess the 335i haha
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07-18-2009, 12:06 AM
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#104 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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LOL ya man coulda been an asian_XL
i was expecting that at the beginning of story..
"i put my hand on her smooth ass legs.... and feel 3?"
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07-18-2009, 02:11 AM
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#105 | | ...in the world.
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Originally Posted by q0192837465 I dunno, but don't u think it's kinda dangerous? There are so many instances that u can get mugged according to ur story.
1. u could have got ur car jacked while u drop off things for ur bro
2. 10 black guys could be waiting for u in the park since it's dark
3. 10 black guys could be in the basement ready to rape and mug u. | I love how they have to be black first. :IDL
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07-18-2009, 02:16 AM
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#106 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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4. WHAT IF SHE WAS A DUDE.
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07-18-2009, 07:23 AM
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#107 | | Marcosexual Fan Club, CEO
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This is actually pretty slow as far as courtship goes since they
1) Made a connection
2) Went for a drive and conversed
3) Sat by a park and communicated
4) He took her to show him his place
5) She took him home to fuck
These days, you can meet a chick in a nightclub and be fucking her in the nightclub's washroom the same night.
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07-18-2009, 08:37 AM
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#108 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by Ronin I love how they have to be black first. :IDL | gotta be man  | |
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07-18-2009, 08:45 AM
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#109 | | RS Operative (G)
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any updates ?
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07-18-2009, 09:47 AM
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#110 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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should have at least get a blowjob/rimjob before u run out.
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07-18-2009, 12:41 PM
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#111 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by Marco911 This is actually pretty slow as far as courtship goes since they
1) Made a connection
2) Went for a drive and conversed
3) Sat by a park and communicated
4) He took her to show him his place
5) She took him home to fuck
These days, you can meet a chick in a nightclub and be fucking her in the nightclub's washroom the same night. |
lol...funny you mentioned that.....only at Modern..only at Modern...
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07-18-2009, 01:13 PM
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#112 | | I STILL don't get it
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since no one asked yet, what was SHE buying at 7-11?
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07-18-2009, 01:57 PM
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you already open mouth kissed her,
and she wanted to fuck you after seeing you in a 711.
raw dogging probably wouldve been the least of your worries there
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07-18-2009, 05:12 PM
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#114 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Originally Posted by 3xta |
whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas ... except herpes, that shit will come back to haunt you
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07-19-2009, 12:51 AM
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#115 | | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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uhh condoms don't provide protection for the other exposed areas. warts and herpes grow along the groin region so if your balls touch that you get the disease anyways. oh, not to mention crabs. do you really want fleas in your pubes??
it's good the OP uses his brain at least.
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07-19-2009, 01:19 AM
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#116 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Good job for not goin raw.
You could have improvised though.
Candy wrapper, Banana peel, those ceramic wraps that keep your food fresh and clean
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07-19-2009, 01:49 AM
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#117 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by MR_BIGGS ^^^^ LOL....i just bought sandwiches.. | LOL
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07-19-2009, 03:56 AM
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#118 | | Banned (ABWS)
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this thread has gotta be in the running for thread of the year..
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07-19-2009, 09:22 AM
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#119 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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Originally Posted by WakeMeUp this thread has gotta be in the running for thread of the year.. | only if op continues to update us.. where are the updates
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07-19-2009, 11:31 AM
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#120 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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saran wrap and elastic band
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07-19-2009, 11:43 AM
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#121 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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no one mentioned Saran Wrap, or just grabbing a pack of condoms while your in line like i already said dont they have them right by the counter too?? (been years since i went into a 7-11)
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07-19-2009, 11:55 AM
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#122 | | In RS I Trust
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murd0c's advise for the day!!!
You should awlays have a couple condoms in the glove box of your vehicle. You never know when yourself or a buddy could use one!!
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07-19-2009, 01:38 PM
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#123 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Is there any updates on this situation  | |
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07-19-2009, 03:20 PM
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#124 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by murd0c murd0c's advise for the day!!!
You should awlays have a couple condoms in the glove box of your vehicle. You never know when yourself or a buddy could use one!! | Just change them out every so often.. especially during the summer..
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07-19-2009, 08:52 PM
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#125 | | Banned (BBM)
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Originally Posted by silk where is "you" ??
post picture of the girl or didnt happen .... ban ! | wtf asshole
4 pages and u still haven't fucked her??
thats pretty dumb of u for not thinking about picking up some condoms after u dropped off something at ur place...i mean cmon she insisted on chilling right NOW so u should have known that she wanted u that time even if she wasn't talking about anything sexual
seriously i call bs...u made the thread fri night and u said that u got picked up last night meaning the whole thing happened during thursday...then u had the whole friday, saturday, and now sunday to call er up and bang her but still nothing..u said she was hot and u wanted to bang her so what have u been doing the whole weekend?..ur grossed out w/ some tongue kissing? gimme a break...u should have at least asked for a bj...weak
this story doesnt deliver. ur either gay or this is all bs
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