Guy interrupting my jack-off session outside of waves
 

So last night, after having a coffee at waves at metrotown, I saw some hot jb ass walk by so I decided to go rub one out in the parking lot. I figured it's past midnight on Sunday, who's going to be going to get coffee, right?

So there I was, in mid-stroke, when suddenly some douchebag decides at that time right there and then he needs a coffee at freakin' 1 am at night, and pulls into the stall I was jacking off in, highbeams shining on my cack and all!!!

The guy was probably shocked at the size of it or something, coz he stared at it in amazement, like couldn't take his eyes off my impressive sized wang. After a few awkward moments of him staring at my epic penor, he FINALLY decides to reverse out and let me finish off in peace without having some pervert staring at me. I was just about to bust a nut on his headlights too.

what's with these perverts? should i call the cops??

which nut did you want to bust on his headlight?

you have no life jacking off on the street
joyce is few blocks away from metro, get yourself a hooker instead of jacking off in the parkade

you mother fucker ...
u have a small penis bitch

:lol

well done

hahahhaha good one :D
you made my morning

I see what you did there.

Fantastic! :thumbsup:

Gaffe: It wasn't a parking lot. It was just street parking.

it was street parking...not a parking lot

1/10

you fail.

:lol

lol ... I feel sorry for you as u had to witness him..... :jizz:

LOL nice.

Fail! =D

you need a gf. (no i dont mean your right hand)

I use my left on special occassions. Feels foreign.....;)

Be safe, use protection.

wear a sock to cover it after the deed's been done

Dave Chappelle: "I like to sit on my hands and wait til they get numb, and then masturbate myself...I call that THE STRANGER"

I wonder what would happen if that was a cop...

uhhh not that funny , try again

ever given urself a stranger?