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07-27-2009, 09:53 AM
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#1 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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| Guy interrupting my jack-off session outside of waves
So last night, after having a coffee at waves at metrotown, I saw some hot jb ass walk by so I decided to go rub one out in the parking lot. I figured it's past midnight on Sunday, who's going to be going to get coffee, right?
So there I was, in mid-stroke, when suddenly some douchebag decides at that time right there and then he needs a coffee at freakin' 1 am at night, and pulls into the stall I was jacking off in, highbeams shining on my cack and all!!!
The guy was probably shocked at the size of it or something, coz he stared at it in amazement, like couldn't take his eyes off my impressive sized wang. After a few awkward moments of him staring at my epic penor, he FINALLY decides to reverse out and let me finish off in peace without having some pervert staring at me. I was just about to bust a nut on his headlights too.
what's with these perverts? should i call the cops??
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07-27-2009, 09:55 AM
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#2 | | RS controls my life!
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which nut did you want to bust on his headlight?
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07-27-2009, 09:57 AM
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#3 | | Banned (ABWS)
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you have no life jacking off on the street
joyce is few blocks away from metro, get yourself a hooker instead of jacking off in the parkade
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07-27-2009, 10:05 AM
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#4 | | Banned (ABWS)
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you mother fucker ...
u have a small penis bitch
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07-27-2009, 10:05 AM
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#5 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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07-27-2009, 10:06 AM
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#6 | | Banned (ABWS)
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well done
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07-27-2009, 10:08 AM
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#7 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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hahahhaha good one 
you made my morning
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07-27-2009, 10:08 AM
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#8 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Originally Posted by sonick  So last night, after having a coffee at waves at metrotown, I saw some hot jb ass walk by so I decided to go rub one out in the parking lot. I figured it's past midnight on Sunday, who's going to be going to get coffee, right?
So there I was, in mid-stroke, when suddenly some douchebag decides at that time right there and then he needs a coffee at freakin' 1 am at night, and pulls into the stall I was jacking off in, highbeams shining on my cack and all!!!
The guy was probably shocked at the size of it or something, coz he stared at it in amazement, like couldn't take his eyes off my impressive sized wang. After a few awkward moments of him staring at my epic penor, he FINALLY decides to reverse out and let me finish off in peace without having some pervert staring at me. I was just about to bust a nut on his headlights too.
what's with these perverts? should i call the cops?? | I see what you did there.
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07-27-2009, 10:12 AM
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#9 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Fantastic!  | |
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07-27-2009, 10:14 AM
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#10 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Gaffe: It wasn't a parking lot. It was just street parking.
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07-27-2009, 10:16 AM
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#11 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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it was street parking...not a parking lot
1/10
you fail.
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07-27-2009, 10:25 AM
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#12 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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07-27-2009, 11:12 AM
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#13 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Originally Posted by pandalove you mother fucker ...
u have a small penis bitch | lol ... I feel sorry for you as u had to witness him.....  | |
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07-27-2009, 11:12 AM
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#14 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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LOL nice.
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07-27-2009, 11:14 AM
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#15 | | 無敵
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Fail! =D
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07-27-2009, 11:43 AM
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#16 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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you need a gf. (no i dont mean your right hand)
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07-27-2009, 02:51 PM
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#17 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Originally Posted by Physixx I see what you did there. |  | |
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07-27-2009, 04:44 PM
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#18 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by shenmecar you need a gf. (no i dont mean your right hand) | I use my left on special occassions. Feels foreign.....  | |
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07-27-2009, 06:28 PM
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#19 | | I STILL don't get it
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Originally Posted by skyxx I use my left on special occassions. Feels foreign..... | Be safe, use protection.
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07-27-2009, 07:19 PM
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#20 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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wear a sock to cover it after the deed's been done
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07-27-2009, 07:21 PM
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#21 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Dave Chappelle: "I like to sit on my hands and wait til they get numb, and then masturbate myself...I call that THE STRANGER"
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07-27-2009, 07:58 PM
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#22 | | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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I wonder what would happen if that was a cop...
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07-27-2009, 08:05 PM
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#23 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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uhhh not that funny , try again
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07-27-2009, 08:14 PM
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#24 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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07-27-2009, 09:00 PM
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#25 | | ESKETIT
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Originally Posted by 124Y Dave Chappelle: "I like to sit on my hands and wait til they get numb, and then masturbate myself...I call that THE STRANGER" | ever given urself a stranger?
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