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Old 08-05-2009, 08:23 AM   #26
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Well, sir. Divorce is an option to consider.
then she gets half of his shit...haha
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:30 AM   #27
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i dont know how bad marriage is so i can't really vouch for anything but 89blkcivic i think you need to appreciate what you have.

at least youre..
-not in jail (maybe marriage seems like jail, i meant real jail)
-not lonely
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-not a bum on the street dumpster diving
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he can be all that without being married, you know what I'm saying?
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:31 AM   #28
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:43 AM   #29
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LOL my brother is getting married in two weeks to a girl everyone is not so big of a fan of. I'm the best man and i'm thinking about using this for my speech hmm...


I have been a strong believer in pre-numps and if i do ever get married, thats exactly what will happen.
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:59 AM   #30
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Anyone watch Two and a Half Men?
The more I watch that show the more I realize that no matter what anyone says about my lifestyle... It really is the way to go.
Well that and the fact that the more girls I meet the more I realize that if you only keep them around for a while you dont end up putting up with as much BS.
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:51 AM   #31
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:58 AM   #32
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i like this..

What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the fuck should i get married?

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You need to marry a woman with more than you.
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:59 AM   #33
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Anyone watch Two and a Half Men?
The more I watch that show the more I realize that no matter what anyone says about my lifestyle... It really is the way to go.
Well that and the fact that the more girls I meet the more I realize that if you only keep them around for a while you dont end up putting up with as much BS.
Add 20 years to Charlie and picture what the show will be like:
Charlie home alone, drunk, lonely.
or
Charlie in a seniors home, drunk, hitting on GILFs.
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:04 AM   #34
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This explains the reason why I have been single for three straight years and I love it.

Sure I get lots of pressure from people around me and the media. But being single and getting some sexy times on the side is good enough for me
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:12 AM   #35
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This applies if you dont want to have kids and if you're wife is unemployed for her entire working life.
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:46 AM   #36
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Can't........... the wife probably won't let me.
You must be on a short leash dude lol

Best line in that whole post

"What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the fuck should i get married?"
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:08 PM   #37
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:24 PM   #39
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My wife and I are together for 7 years, she's richer than me, and she just offered to blow me last week.

I am happy.
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:26 PM   #40
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:35 PM   #41
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:43 PM   #42
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:07 PM   #43
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My wife and I are together for 7 years, she's richer than me, and she just offered to blow me last week.

I am happy.
offered last week.....

why isnt she just doing it every other day? oh wait, you got trapped already.

soon it will be sex only on holidays, then its only on your birthday. then never.

Marriage cannot exist if there is divorce available.

what kind of commitment can marriage possibly be?

"I'll love you forever....untill i get tired of you and divorce you."

just live together and be done with it. at least know to get out early if things aren't what you'd imagined.

the cost of a wedding then divorcing is nothing compared to waking up when you're 45 and saying "what the fuck did i do with my life?" "im 45, living with someone i dont care about...trapped"

however there are the odd few that can make marriage work. usually those are lonely men who cant stand being alone and will submit to any woman that'll have em.
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:34 PM   #44
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Old 08-05-2009, 03:24 PM   #45
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I think it is a whole new phase of life though.....doesn't matter if you're afraid of getting divorced one day or not. It is an experience that you have to go through in life to understand a lot of things. If you're not ready to settle down, then wait till you are.

I've always believed that the right person for you is the one that will help you excel in life and vice versa. The person that would push you to go harder better faster stronger....xD
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:22 PM   #46
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I think it is a whole new phase of life though.....doesn't matter if you're afraid of getting divorced one day or not. It is an experience that you have to go through in life to understand a lot of things. If you're not ready to settle down, then wait till you are.

I've always believed that the right person for you is the one that will help you excel in life and vice versa. The person that would push you to go harder better faster stronger....xD
...and who you can split half his shit with when you've found someone better.
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:21 PM   #47
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LOL my brother is getting married in two weeks to a girl everyone is not so big of a fan of. I'm the best man and i'm thinking about using this for my speech hmm...


I have been a strong believer in pre-numps and if i do ever get married, thats exactly what will happen.
What will you put in your prenuptial agreement? We should all get together and come up with an RS, standard prenup form. Any lawyers on RS willing to do some pro bono work? For the good of all men.

What was the thing that the taliban proposed not too long ago? You get to rape your wife twice a week? Back to the dark ages, LOL.

The shit I said earlier........ I was a little hasty in commenting in this thread. The old lady was civil to me today. She actually admitted she was wrong........ maybe she's slowing down in her old age.
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:41 PM   #48
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Most married guys I know are working their asses off to pay bills, rarely to get to spend time with their families, mediocre or no sex life, and have wives that spend as much of their money as absolutely possible.
these guys he knows are just plain unlucky. plenty of examples of happy marriages.

solution?
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:51 PM   #49
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My wife and I are together for 7 years, she's richer than me, and she just offered to blow me last week.

I am happy.

you just have a pitiful sex drive. she probably have boy toys on the side.
your blow job as a cover.
AND last week? wtf?
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then she gets half of his shit...haha


this thread is so true, its like an eye opener
i can see a bit of logic in this though, my opinion is that you could look at marriage as some kind of insurance...that is, if all goes well

a man could marry with the purpose of having kids who will later on take care of him once he retire/gets old/sick...on the other hand having no commitment is good until one day u get into an accident after a slight boost creep, have one of ur legs amputated, then have nobody but urself to push u around on ur wheel chair
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