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08-05-2009, 08:23 AM
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#26 | | I don't get it
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes  ^
Well, sir. Divorce is an option to consider.  | then she gets half of his shit...haha
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08-05-2009, 08:30 AM
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#27 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe i dont know how bad marriage is so i can't really vouch for anything but 89blkcivic i think you need to appreciate what you have.
at least youre..
-not in jail (maybe marriage seems like jail, i meant real jail)
-not lonely
-in canada
-not in a POW camp
-not a bum on the street dumpster diving
-etc | he can be all that without being married, you know what I'm saying? 
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08-05-2009, 08:31 AM
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#28 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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08-05-2009, 08:43 AM
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#29 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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LOL my brother is getting married in two weeks to a girl everyone is not so big of a fan of. I'm the best man and i'm thinking about using this for my speech hmm...
I have been a strong believer in pre-numps and if i do ever get married, thats exactly what will happen.
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08-05-2009, 08:59 AM
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#30 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Anyone watch Two and a Half Men?
The more I watch that show the more I realize that no matter what anyone says about my lifestyle... It really is the way to go.
Well that and the fact that the more girls I meet the more I realize that if you only keep them around for a while you dont end up putting up with as much BS.
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08-05-2009, 09:51 AM
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#31 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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good thing i just turned 19...
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08-05-2009, 09:58 AM
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#32 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by JSALES i like this..
What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the fuck should i get married?
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08-05-2009, 09:59 AM
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#33 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by penner2k Anyone watch Two and a Half Men?
The more I watch that show the more I realize that no matter what anyone says about my lifestyle... It really is the way to go.
Well that and the fact that the more girls I meet the more I realize that if you only keep them around for a while you dont end up putting up with as much BS. | Add 20 years to Charlie and picture what the show will be like:
Charlie home alone, drunk, lonely.
or
Charlie in a seniors home, drunk, hitting on GILFs.
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08-05-2009, 10:04 AM
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#34 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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This explains the reason why I have been single for three straight years and I love it.
Sure I get lots of pressure from people around me and the media. But being single and getting some sexy times on the side is good enough for me | |
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08-05-2009, 10:12 AM
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#35 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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This applies if you dont want to have kids and if you're wife is unemployed for her entire working life.
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08-05-2009, 10:46 AM
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#36 | | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by 89blkcivic Can't........... the wife probably won't let me.  | You must be on a short leash dude lol
Best line in that whole post
"What security is there for men in marriage?
If I cheat on my wife, she gets half my shit.
If she cheats on me, she still gets half my shit.
Why the fuck should i get married?"
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08-05-2009, 12:08 PM
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#37 | | is best wrench
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not unless you marry a rich girl
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08-05-2009, 12:15 PM
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#38 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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I guess I need a preen-up....;/
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08-05-2009, 12:24 PM
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#39 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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My wife and I are together for 7 years, she's richer than me, and she just offered to blow me last week.
I am happy.
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08-05-2009, 01:26 PM
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#40 | | Get Money, Get Paid
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08-05-2009, 01:35 PM
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#41 | | I subscribe to the Revscene NWS thread(s)
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who's gonna email this article to their dad?
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08-05-2009, 01:43 PM
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#42 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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whos gonna marry some of you nerds that post on RS anyways
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08-05-2009, 02:07 PM
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#43 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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Originally Posted by wouwou My wife and I are together for 7 years, she's richer than me, and she just offered to blow me last week.
I am happy. | offered last week.....
why isnt she just doing it every other day? oh wait, you got trapped already.
soon it will be sex only on holidays, then its only on your birthday. then never.
Marriage cannot exist if there is divorce available.
what kind of commitment can marriage possibly be?
"I'll love you forever....untill i get tired of you and divorce you."
just live together and be done with it. at least know to get out early if things aren't what you'd imagined.
the cost of a wedding then divorcing is nothing compared to waking up when you're 45 and saying "what the fuck did i do with my life?" "im 45, living with someone i dont care about...trapped"
however there are the odd few that can make marriage work. usually those are lonely men who cant stand being alone and will submit to any woman that'll have em.
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08-05-2009, 02:34 PM
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#44 | | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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Fuck it, im still getting married one day
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08-05-2009, 03:24 PM
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#45 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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I think it is a whole new phase of life though.....doesn't matter if you're afraid of getting divorced one day or not. It is an experience that you have to go through in life to understand a lot of things. If you're not ready to settle down, then wait till you are.
I've always believed that the right person for you is the one that will help you excel in life and vice versa. The person that would push you to go harder better faster stronger....xD
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08-05-2009, 04:22 PM
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#46 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by Sodium I think it is a whole new phase of life though.....doesn't matter if you're afraid of getting divorced one day or not. It is an experience that you have to go through in life to understand a lot of things. If you're not ready to settle down, then wait till you are.
I've always believed that the right person for you is the one that will help you excel in life and vice versa. The person that would push you to go harder better faster stronger....xD | ...and who you can split half his shit with when you've found someone better.
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08-05-2009, 06:21 PM
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#47 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by Renthal LOL my brother is getting married in two weeks to a girl everyone is not so big of a fan of. I'm the best man and i'm thinking about using this for my speech hmm...
I have been a strong believer in pre-numps and if i do ever get married, thats exactly what will happen. | What will you put in your prenuptial agreement? We should all get together and come up with an RS, standard prenup form. Any lawyers on RS willing to do some pro bono work? For the good of all men.
What was the thing that the taliban proposed not too long ago? You get to rape your wife twice a week? Back to the dark ages, LOL.
The shit I said earlier........ I was a little hasty in commenting in this thread. The old lady was civil to me today. She actually admitted she was wrong........ maybe she's slowing down in her old age.
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08-05-2009, 06:41 PM
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#48 | | I don't get it
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| these guys he knows are just plain unlucky. plenty of examples of happy marriages.
solution?
date good girls, not bitches | |
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08-05-2009, 06:51 PM
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#49 | | MoD
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Originally Posted by wouwou My wife and I are together for 7 years, she's richer than me, and she just offered to blow me last week.
I am happy. |
you just have a pitiful sex drive. she probably have boy toys on the side.
your blow job as a cover.
AND last week? wtf?
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08-05-2009, 08:04 PM
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#50 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by bcrdukes ^
Well, sir. Divorce is an option to consider. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty20 then she gets half of his shit...haha |
this thread is so true, its like an eye opener
i can see a bit of logic in this though, my opinion is that you could look at marriage as some kind of insurance...that is, if all goes well
a man could marry with the purpose of having kids who will later on take care of him once he retire/gets old/sick...on the other hand having no commitment is good until one day u get into an accident after a slight boost creep, have one of ur legs amputated, then have nobody but urself to push u around on ur wheel chair
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