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			08-06-2009, 09:32 PM
			
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			#26  |     |      I don't get it   
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			batman forever lol   
i remember watching that many times as a kid
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			08-07-2009, 04:39 PM
			
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			#27  |     |      Proud to be called a RS Regular!  
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			There is a bullet-proof car. 
doors, tires, windows, everything was bullet-proof 
with doors closed and locked 
with windows rolled up 
a dead man lays inside with a bullet to his head 
how is the possible?  
*there was nobody inside 
*he did not commit suicide 
*he was shot while inside his car             
					
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			08-07-2009, 05:09 PM
			
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			#28  |     |      Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.   
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			^ Chuck Norris shot him.
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			08-07-2009, 05:17 PM
			
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			#29  |     |      I subscribe to the Revscene NWS thread(s)   
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			q:what do you call a fat chinaman?   
a: a chunk
		    
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			08-07-2009, 05:21 PM
			
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			#30  |     |      Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.   
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			Q: What do you call a fat lady masturbating with a corn?   
A: A Buttered Corn.   
Q: Double Big Crunch Combo at KFC.   
A: 7.99 plus tax with coupon, expires September 7th 2009.
		           
					
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			08-07-2009, 05:57 PM
			
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			#31  |     |      RS controls my life!   
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			The man who makes it doesn't want it.  
The man who wants it doesn't use it.  
The man who is using it doesn't know he is using it.        |       
		
		
		
		
		 
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			08-08-2009, 01:12 AM
			
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			#32  |     |      Proud to be called a RS Regular!  
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			a blue house made of blue bricks 
a red house made of red bricks 
a purple house made of purple bricks 
what's the green house made out of?        |       
		
		
		
		
		 
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			12-20-2009, 03:16 PM
			
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			#33  |     |      HELP ME PLS!!!   
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			A rich old lady died and left all her money to her grandchildren and her children. At the end of the will she stated that she had one last thing to give away: her precious diamond. She gave a clue to where it might be. She said "it's in a cylinder surrounded by a thousand squares." One grandchild said, "I know where it is," and found it. Where was it?    
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			12-20-2009, 07:00 PM
			
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			#34  |     |       The RS Freebie guru    
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					Originally Posted by  skyxx     Q: Double Big Crunch Combo at KFC.   
A: 7.99 plus tax with coupon, expires September 7th 2009.   |       Wut?
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			12-20-2009, 07:46 PM
			
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			#35  |     |      Revscene.net has a homepage?!   
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			Q: girls with big breasts work at hooters, then where do girls with one leg work at?         
A: Ihop
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			12-21-2009, 07:07 AM
			
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			#36  |     |      I am Hook'd on RS  
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			Q.What has 4 legs, green, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?                                                 
A. A pool table! See it's funny because you would never expect a pool table in a tree!
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			12-21-2009, 07:10 PM
			
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			#37  |     |      My homepage has been set to RS   
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			^ itsn't that from 2 and a half men?
		    
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