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Old 08-06-2009, 08:32 PM   #26
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batman forever lol

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Old 08-07-2009, 03:39 PM   #27
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There is a bullet-proof car.
doors, tires, windows, everything was bullet-proof
with doors closed and locked
with windows rolled up
a dead man lays inside with a bullet to his head
how is the possible?

*there was nobody inside
*he did not commit suicide
*he was shot while inside his car


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Old 08-07-2009, 04:09 PM   #28
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:17 PM   #29
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:21 PM   #30
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Q: What do you call a fat lady masturbating with a corn?

A: A Buttered Corn.

Q: Double Big Crunch Combo at KFC.

A: 7.99 plus tax with coupon, expires September 7th 2009.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:57 PM   #31
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The man who makes it doesn't want it.
The man who wants it doesn't use it.
The man who is using it doesn't know he is using it.

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Old 08-08-2009, 12:12 AM   #32
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a blue house made of blue bricks
a red house made of red bricks
a purple house made of purple bricks
what's the green house made out of?

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Old 12-20-2009, 02:16 PM   #33
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A rich old lady died and left all her money to her grandchildren and her children. At the end of the will she stated that she had one last thing to give away: her precious diamond. She gave a clue to where it might be. She said "it's in a cylinder surrounded by a thousand squares." One grandchild said, "I know where it is," and found it. Where was it?



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Old 12-20-2009, 06:00 PM   #34
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Q: Double Big Crunch Combo at KFC.

A: 7.99 plus tax with coupon, expires September 7th 2009.
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Old 12-20-2009, 06:46 PM   #35
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Old 12-21-2009, 06:07 AM   #36
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Q.What has 4 legs, green, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
























A. A pool table! See it's funny because you would never expect a pool table in a tree!
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