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08-05-2009, 09:34 PM
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#1 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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bored as shit...
anybody got good riddles?
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08-05-2009, 10:20 PM
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#2 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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i love riddles
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08-05-2009, 10:24 PM
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#3 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Uhmm...
"imagine your in a box... how do u get out?"
*this is a bad one, so yeah...*
*answer is: stop imagining.* lol
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08-05-2009, 10:45 PM
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#4 | | I don't get it
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Here's a riddle for you all.
What is greater than God and more evil than the devil
The poor have it, the rich don't need it
And if you eat it, you'll die?
Answer: Nothing
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08-05-2009, 10:49 PM
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#5 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Forgive me i kind of suck at telling riddles.
1. A man is in a room with no windows, doors etc. He commits suicide by hanging himself with a rope and all that's left is a puddle of water. How was he able to hang himself?
2. A midget lives on the very top floor of a 30 story building. Everytime he goes out he has no problem getting to the bottom floor since he can reach the 1st floor button. However getting back up is a problem since the 30th floor button is out of reach. Therefore on a sunny day he must take the stairs up but on a rainy day he is able to use the elevator. How is this so?
3. What is the beginning of eternity the end of time and space the beginning of every end and the end of every place?
Last edited by ziggyx; 08-05-2009 at 11:00 PM.
Reason: edited for one more riddle lol
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08-05-2009, 10:52 PM
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#6 | | I don't get it
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^ The guy stood on a block of ice as he strung himself up and as it melted he hung himself.
...THe midget used an umbrella to touch the top button...?
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08-05-2009, 10:58 PM
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#7 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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^^ lol yeah you got the first two. When i first heard them #1 was easy but #2 took me a long ass time to figure out.
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08-06-2009, 12:25 AM
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#8 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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what 2 coins makes 30 cents, when one of them isn't nickel?
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08-06-2009, 12:39 AM
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#9 | | I don't get it
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1.What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
4. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
5.What's the quietest place in the world?
6. What has 4 wheels and flies?
7. What word rhymes with "Chuck" and starts with an "F" ?
8. Why did the turtle cross the road?
9.A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.
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08-06-2009, 01:03 AM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Fun thread !!!
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08-06-2009, 01:10 AM
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#11 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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What's long, round, and full of se........actually this doesn't work when i type it.....
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08-06-2009, 02:23 AM
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#12 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Originally Posted by SchoolGlue  what 2 coins makes 30 cents, when one of them isn't nickel? | A quarter and a nickel.
One of them isn't a nickel, but the other one is.
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08-06-2009, 07:02 AM
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#13 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Originally Posted by skyxx What's long, round, and full of se........actually this doesn't work when i type it..... | What's long hard and full of seamen? | |
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08-06-2009, 09:55 AM
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#14 | | The RS Freebie guru
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Q: What's the difference between a riddle and a joke? | |
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08-06-2009, 11:36 AM
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#15 | | Salad makes me squirt ranch dressing. Only half of that is an analogy.
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Originally Posted by CRS What's long hard and full of seamen? | Your vagina?
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08-06-2009, 11:46 AM
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#16 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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An electric train is travelling southwest at 22 m/s and the wind is blowing north east at 7 m/s. Which direction will the smoke blow? | |
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08-06-2009, 12:57 PM
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#17 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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I really like this one!
Three guys went to a hotel manager for a room. The manager said a room would be $30. They all paid $10. The bellman took their luggage up to their room, but when he came back down the manager told him that he charged $5 extra for the room and to bring the $5 back. The bellman was mad though because the guys didn't tip him so he took $2 and gave the men $3 back. So each man ended up paying $9 for the room. 3 people x $9 = $27 but $27+$2 = $29
Where did the extra dollar go?
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08-06-2009, 02:44 PM
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#18 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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the government stole it
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08-06-2009, 02:55 PM
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#19 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by tamazoid I really like this one!
Three guys went to a hotel manager for a room. The manager said a room would be $30. They all paid $10. The bellman took their luggage up to their room, but when he came back down the manager told him that he charged $5 extra for the room and to bring the $5 back. The bellman was mad though because the guys didn't tip him so he took $2 and gave the men $3 back. So each man ended up paying $9 for the room. 3 people x $9 = $27 but $27+$2 = $29
Where did the extra dollar go? | 30 dollars - 5 dollars (refund) = 25 bucks
the guy took 2 dollars so the total for everyone is 27 bucks
27 + 3 dollars = 30 bucks
in the riddle 3x9=27 is already including the tip, and it tricks you by adding 2 dollars again to make it 29??
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08-06-2009, 04:27 PM
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#20 | | I subscribe to the Revscene NWS thread(s)
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how about a limerick for you guys
There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!
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08-06-2009, 06:03 PM
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#21 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by ZhangFei how about a limerick for you guys
There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
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08-06-2009, 06:12 PM
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#22 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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ARRRRR!!!
WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD BE A PIRATE EATING????
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08-06-2009, 06:21 PM
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#23 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Hyde's height is 4 feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 5 shoes. What does he weigh? | |
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08-06-2009, 07:07 PM
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easy one:
If you look at the numbers on my face, you won't find thirteen any place.
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08-06-2009, 07:32 PM
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#25 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and 200 feet deep?
What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb?
What is it that's always coming but never arrives?
When is a new car considered to be seedy?
If you look at numbers on my face you won't find 13 anyplace.
Tear 1 off and scatch my head, what once was red is black instead.
The 8 of us go forth and back to protect our king from the foes attack.
We're 5 little items of an everyday sort, you'll find us all in a tennis court.
Free thanks to anyone who also knows where the last four are from!
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