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Old 08-11-2009, 07:17 PM   #1
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How to Pick Up Girls

How to Pick Up Girls
Author: priscilla
source: http://www.clubzone.com/news/505/how...-up-girls.html


I can't tell you how many times I have watched men swagger up to my girlfriends and I in an attempt to charm us with their rugged good looks, intellectual capacity and the ability to buy us drinks after drinks only to be denied again and again. Itís not because weíre snobs or prudes (face it, a nightclub is one of the few places we expect to get hit on) but because most of you make it blatantly clear that all you care about is whether or not youíre going to get lucky at the end of the night.... Instant turnoff!

To acknowledge the many men out there who genuinely need a little advice, Iíve decided to break girl code and share with you some tips and tricks on how to pick up girls at a club. Itís all about the 3 Aís gentlemenÖ


(Little known fact, girls can't resist a yellow shirt)
Approach

Do not go use any lame one-liners that you read off the internet. Give us some credit here. We know what youíre trying to do so be direct in your approach. Either come up to us and ask if we want some company or if youíre a little skilled in the flirtation department, ask a question that requires a response. The worst youíll get is a no. Do not be rude or ignorant if you get rejected as chances are very high that youíll bump into us again within the night. Be remembered as the cute guy that tried as opposed to the dick who canít take rejection. Cute guys always get a second chance where dicks will never.
Attitude

Please donít cop a ďyouíre-so-lucky-Iíve-chosen-youĒ attitude Ė we can spot a rat a mile away! Be genuine, attentive and most importantly fun. We love a guy who can make us laugh so avoid heavy topics such as cheating ex-girlfriends, religion or politics. Donít forget to make eye-contact with us either! We hate a guy who canít keep eye contact because it sends the message that youíre not interested Ė big mistake. Iíve said it once, but Iíll say it again, be genuine! Donít pass yourself off as some hoity-toity executive when in reality youíre the manager at the local Mickey Ds. Save yourself some embarrassment cause weíll always find out.
Ask

Donít be afraid of asking us things. Ask us if weíd like to dance, ask us if weíd like a drink, ask us for our number. Do not assume anything so ask instead. The worst that will happen is weíll say no. If that happens, remember what I said about rejection.


(Be sure to ask if she has friends...)
While Iím not guaranteeing a 100% success rate with these 3 Aís, it will at least up your chances significantly.








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Old 08-11-2009, 07:30 PM   #2
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Old 08-11-2009, 08:40 PM   #3
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pretty lame advice
only good advice given is the be genuine part, rest is pretty much garbage/ common sense/ friend-zone advice

obvious the advice is given from a girl too
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Old 08-11-2009, 09:43 PM   #4
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This better work for the girls in the second picture.

And one thing is, it's kinda contradicting, most guys have one thing on their minds and that is getting that poon, so if we're being geniune we're just letting u know we want in ur pants. No bs, just cut to the chase, buy u drinks, bring you home, do the dirty, kick u out. So that's being genuine for some guys.
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I agree...pretty lame advices
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Old 08-11-2009, 10:38 PM   #6
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:57 AM   #7
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lol agreed. Garbage advice. Other than, the eye contact thing. The don't be offended thing SORTA applies, keeping your cool is pretty vital.

Seriously who uses 1-liners anymore.

OH and those pictures are most likely taken out of context too.

1. Friends/relatives/already a couple
2. Models & douche wanting to take pics with them.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:47 AM   #8
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Anyone know what nationalities the chicks from the pictures?
Some of them look really high maintenance type.
Gotta admit the girls in the pics are high 9-10's damn!!!
Only if...
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Old 08-12-2009, 08:45 AM   #9
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:48 PM   #10
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Approach a girl like it's your buddies friend if you have a hard time approaching someone. Talk to her like you already know her. Talk to her like she is already in your circle. Introduce yourself. Ask her how her night is going, where she's from, what she did today, what she's up to tomorrow. Ask her who she came with (get her friends to mingle with your friends). Once you can do that you are in for the night. Ask her if she wants to dance later on. Ask her what she's drinking and if she needs a top up. Simple. Be yourself. Be casual and be honest. Get her to laugh and she will listen to you.
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Old 08-12-2009, 02:49 PM   #11
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Anyone know what nationalities the chicks from the pictures?
Some of them look really high maintenance type.
Gotta admit the girls in the pics are high 9-10's damn!!!
Only if...
get ur eyes examined plz.
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Old 08-12-2009, 02:53 PM   #12
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These are what works:

Being good looking
Being funny (entertaining)
Being rich (if you're not, pretend)

If you dont have any of the above, then lower your standards Cassanova and stop aiming for 9/10 or 10/10 chicks. Not even Physixxx's magical guide book is going to help you with that.
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:02 PM   #13
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Why are we talking about the OP?

Ranking on the Pictures!! 2nd pic.
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:49 PM   #14
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Gotta admit the girls in the pics are high 9-10's damn!!!
I wouldn't say the girls are 9s or 10s in any of the pics. The girls hanging off the guy are 7s. The last one on the right could be a solid 8. The rest are all 4 to 6.
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:24 PM   #16
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These are what works:

Being good looking
Being funny (entertaining)
Being rich (if you're not, pretend)
You don't need to be rich to pick up a girl. And if you pretend, you're a bullshitter and won't get far with her anyways.
Of course, that depends on how you define rich.

Being able to support yourself financially--having a steady job, having a car or a house, having some savings. These things don't make you rich, but they make you attractive.


edit: but yes, I do agree that you need to be entertaining and attractive.
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:37 PM   #17
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Where have we heard all that before?
Right, from every other unimpressed girl.

The moment I read the first half of the first sentence I knew it was written by a girl who thinks she can speak for all girls.

I can sum up all that she typed in two sentences:
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Do what I'm telling you to do because that's what girls (like me) like, otherwise you'll get rejected.
If you do what I say, girls (like me) might still not like it, so you might get rejected anyways, but rejection is okay.
Really...it doesn't teach you anything about picking up a girl.
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get ur eyes examined plz.
+1...smokin bodies on some of them....but as far as the faces go..they are butter faces...
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After going to Montreal for a few days of partying.....and coming back here...those girls are not even 6's..
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+1...smokin bodies on some of them....but as far as the faces go..they are butter faces...
Wow... butterfaces? Don't think so..
The girls are freaking gorgeous but maybe its the makeup cause we all know makeup enhances a girls appearance ten fold.
The guy in the pic is pimpin it up and is super lucky. Mad props to him whoever he is. Probably has mad game 2
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lol dont ASK shit like its a godamn interview

make statements, tell interesting stories that demonstrate social value subtly without coming off as bragging and SHE will do all the asking
... doesnt mean talk non stop about yourself ignoring her body launguage, learn to read body language

treat her like ur annoying sister

but what works best imo, is not trying so damn hard to pick up girls, girls can sense right away when you want something or reek of desperation

just go get wasted and genuinely have a good fucking time, be high energy, positive and act like you don't give a shit if you get rejected
people will naturally be attracted to fun people, not just girls

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Why are we talking about the OP?

Ranking on the Pictures!! 2nd pic.

Why are we talking about me? :|
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i despise fake breasts.....

ironing board chest is even way more attractive to me. and i'm a boob man.

be confident and not a prick, thats my only advice.

not that i score like the Hef...
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