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The_AK 08-12-2009 09:31 PM

Create-A-Gun
 
stolen from island forum,

http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.html

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...K/myweapon.jpg

Known as the every man's gun, The Philosopher has the beauty of a long barrel for precision aim as well as a conveniently located grenade launcher for those times when you need more than just a bullet to do the trick. :thumbsup:

monkeywrench 08-12-2009 10:12 PM

best of all worlds!

hal0g0dv2 08-12-2009 10:32 PM

lol

bLaz3d 08-12-2009 10:40 PM

pretty pimp mang

skyxx 08-12-2009 10:45 PM

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rroqy8.jpg

This Sniper rifle is called "The Bullshit" It has form and function in a very "small" package. It's main job is a sniper rifle capable of over 9000 meters. It's secondary auxillary firing systems are a Grenade launcher and a Shotgun. Don't let the size fool you, it's made of "secret space age" material that's light enough to carry in a decent size rifle bag or back pack. Perfect for the backpacker who wears a wolf shirt. This is the ultimate rifle.

asian_XL 08-12-2009 11:03 PM

http://xs942.xs.to/xs942/09334/myweapon353.jpg

my power wash gun should look like

Chopstick 08-12-2009 11:32 PM

ladies and gentz

Chopstick proudly presents:

"the mother fucker"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50...u/myweapon.jpg

fuck other wannabes on this board

this is a MAN'S gun

built on 2 sturdy, tried and proven m60 frames, the mother fucker packs more heat than princess patricia's battalion after a meal. designed by the genius Chopstick himself and weighing in just shy of 200 pounds, this weapon is equivalent to 4 5.56 rifles tightly packed and is supported by heavy duty barrels derived from the .50 browning. chamber can be modified to fire the latest depleted uranium exploding rounds for an extra charge from factory.

standard equipment include 3 rocket launchers and 6 laser sights. optional bipod is available. comes in white, blue, and pink. black color option available later in 2010.

so next time your boss tells you they're leaving off work early to play golf, show 'em who's boss.

parts made in the usa and assembled in china
2009 Chopstick copyright. patent pending #12938576048

[RSX-S] 08-12-2009 11:33 PM

They didn't have a mini gun so I had to make one... with a sniper barrel just in case...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...i/myweapon.jpg

[RSX-S] 08-12-2009 11:34 PM

Awww... Chopstick beat me to it. :(

Chopstick 08-12-2009 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [RSX-S] (Post 6544881)
Awww... Chopstick beat me to it. :(

lol (^__^)

k2_alpha 08-13-2009 12:24 AM

edit...

Chopstick 08-13-2009 12:26 AM

this is fun!

next up in Chopstick's catalog:

"pew pew pow"

handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50.../myweapon1.jpg







nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v

The_AK 08-13-2009 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopstick (Post 6544935)
this is fun!

next up in Chopstick's catalog:

"pew pew pow"

handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50.../myweapon1.jpg







nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v

silent explosions, lmao

skyxx 08-13-2009 12:38 AM

The recoil on that thing must be mad but it's just a glue gun....lol

Nightwalker 08-13-2009 12:57 AM

http://i26.tinypic.com/x6d7ar.jpg

Chopstick 08-13-2009 12:57 AM

wait one more

the 9th wonder of the world:

"the ricer"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50.../myweapon3.jpg

ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.

gun not included.

The_AK 08-13-2009 01:19 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../myweapon2.jpg

The first ever foldable gun with the worlds most simple design. Specifically designed for women and children for those moments of uncertainty. Small enough to fit into a purse or a Sesame Street Lunchbox yet powerful enough to leave a 2 inch radius hole in its victim (thats right, radius, not diameter). The streets are crawling with dangerous slum and corrupt cops, with the Bullet Bender you know that you weapon-wielding 15 year old daugther won't be taking just anything from anyone anymore.

MSRP: $479.99 at your local London Drugs

skyxx 08-13-2009 01:24 AM

Do you take monthly payments?

MWR34 08-13-2009 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chopstick (Post 6544966)
wait one more

the 9th wonder of the world:

"the ricer"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50.../myweapon3.jpg

ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.

gun not included.

I dont know if you load it, or board it.

skyxx 08-13-2009 02:13 AM

http://i25.tinypic.com/2cf2k52.jpg

The "You'll shit bricks when you see it" gun.

This is a Desert Eagle disguised with esthetically pleasing add-on's that don't work. It's basically an all show and no go gun (It's really a vibrator for your wife) :)

Ronin 08-13-2009 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skyxx (Post 6544805)
http://i27.tinypic.com/2rroqy8.jpg

This Sniper rifle is called "The Bullshit" It has form and function in a very "small" package. It's main job is a sniper rifle capable of over 9000 meters. It's secondary auxillary firing systems are a Grenade launcher and a Shotgun. Don't let the size fool you, it's made of "secret space age" material that's light enough to carry in a decent size rifle bag or back pack. Perfect for the backpacker who wears a wolf shirt. This is the ultimate rifle.

LOL @ bi-pod...in the back.

haymura 08-13-2009 05:56 AM

"The Tickler"

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8049/myweapons.jpg

more deadlier than a c-lai with a BMW 325i on a rainy day!

Vansterdam 08-13-2009 06:05 AM

this site is full of win!

RRxtar 08-13-2009 10:26 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...e/lasergun.jpg

i win?

Grandmaster TSE 08-13-2009 10:42 AM

nice lightsaber


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