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Old 08-12-2009, 09:31 PM   #1
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:40 PM   #4
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This Sniper rifle is called "The Bullshit" It has form and function in a very "small" package. It's main job is a sniper rifle capable of over 9000 meters. It's secondary auxillary firing systems are a Grenade launcher and a Shotgun. Don't let the size fool you, it's made of "secret space age" material that's light enough to carry in a decent size rifle bag or back pack. Perfect for the backpacker who wears a wolf shirt. This is the ultimate rifle.
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:03 PM   #6
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:32 PM   #7
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Chopstick proudly presents:

"the mother fucker"



fuck other wannabes on this board

this is a MAN'S gun

built on 2 sturdy, tried and proven m60 frames, the mother fucker packs more heat than princess patricia's battalion after a meal. designed by the genius Chopstick himself and weighing in just shy of 200 pounds, this weapon is equivalent to 4 5.56 rifles tightly packed and is supported by heavy duty barrels derived from the .50 browning. chamber can be modified to fire the latest depleted uranium exploding rounds for an extra charge from factory.

standard equipment include 3 rocket launchers and 6 laser sights. optional bipod is available. comes in white, blue, and pink. black color option available later in 2010.

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so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line

give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana

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Old 08-12-2009, 11:33 PM   #8
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They didn't have a mini gun so I had to make one... with a sniper barrel just in case...

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Old 08-12-2009, 11:34 PM   #9
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Old 08-12-2009, 11:48 PM   #10
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Awww... Chopstick beat me to it.
lol (^__^)
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Old 08-13-2009, 12:24 AM   #11
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Old 08-13-2009, 12:26 AM   #12
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this is fun!

next up in Chopstick's catalog:

"pew pew pow"

handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions.









nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v
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Old 08-13-2009, 12:35 AM   #13
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this is fun!

next up in Chopstick's catalog:

"pew pew pow"

handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions.









nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v
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The recoil on that thing must be mad but it's just a glue gun....lol
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Old 08-13-2009, 12:57 AM   #15
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wait one more

the 9th wonder of the world:

"the ricer"



ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.

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The first ever foldable gun with the worlds most simple design. Specifically designed for women and children for those moments of uncertainty. Small enough to fit into a purse or a Sesame Street Lunchbox yet powerful enough to leave a 2 inch radius hole in its victim (thats right, radius, not diameter). The streets are crawling with dangerous slum and corrupt cops, with the Bullet Bender you know that you weapon-wielding 15 year old daugther won't be taking just anything from anyone anymore.

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wait one more

the 9th wonder of the world:

"the ricer"



ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.

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The "You'll shit bricks when you see it" gun.

This is a Desert Eagle disguised with esthetically pleasing add-on's that don't work. It's basically an all show and no go gun (It's really a vibrator for your wife)
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This Sniper rifle is called "The Bullshit" It has form and function in a very "small" package. It's main job is a sniper rifle capable of over 9000 meters. It's secondary auxillary firing systems are a Grenade launcher and a Shotgun. Don't let the size fool you, it's made of "secret space age" material that's light enough to carry in a decent size rifle bag or back pack. Perfect for the backpacker who wears a wolf shirt. This is the ultimate rifle.
LOL @ bi-pod...in the back.
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