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   |  |  |       |  08-12-2009, 09:31 PM | #1 |   | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?" 
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Known as the every man's gun, The Philosopher has the beauty of a long barrel for precision aim as well as a conveniently located grenade launcher for those times when you need more than just a bullet to do the trick.   
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					Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |  |   |   |   |      |  08-12-2009, 10:12 PM | #2 |   | is best wrench 
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This Sniper rifle is called "The Bullshit" It has form and function in a very "small" package. It's main job is a sniper rifle capable of over 9000 meters. It's secondary auxillary firing systems are a Grenade launcher and a Shotgun. Don't let the size fool you, it's made of "secret space age" material that's light enough to carry in a decent size rifle bag or back pack. Perfect for the backpacker who wears a wolf shirt. This is the ultimate  rifle.
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 |   |   |   |      |  08-12-2009, 11:03 PM | #6 |   | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net! 
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		 |   |   |   |      |  08-12-2009, 11:32 PM | #7 |   | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in! 
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			ladies and gentz 
Chopstick proudly presents:  
"the mother fucker"     
fuck other wannabes on this board  
this is a MAN'S gun  
built on 2 sturdy, tried and proven m60 frames, the mother fucker packs more heat than princess patricia's battalion after a meal. designed by the genius Chopstick himself and weighing in just shy of 200 pounds, this weapon is equivalent to 4 5.56 rifles tightly packed and is supported by heavy duty barrels derived from the .50 browning. chamber can be modified to fire the latest depleted uranium exploding rounds for an extra charge from factory.  
standard equipment include 3 rocket launchers and 6 laser sights. optional bipod is available. comes in white, blue, and pink. black color option available later in 2010.  
so next time your boss tells you they're leaving off work early to play golf, show 'em who's boss.  parts made in the usa and assembled in china 2009 Chopstick copyright. patent pending #12938576048
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					Originally Posted by Chopstick  so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
 give them a book and a bannana. the retarded monkey now becomes a smart banana
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			They didn't have a mini gun so I had to make one... with a sniper barrel just in case...   |   | ![[RSX-S] is offline](https://www.revscene.net/forums/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)  |   |      |  08-12-2009, 11:34 PM | #9 |   | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday 
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			Awww... Chopstick beat me to it.    |   | ![[RSX-S] is offline](https://www.revscene.net/forums/images/statusicon/user_offline.gif)  |   |      |  08-12-2009, 11:48 PM | #10 |   | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in! 
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					Originally Posted by [RSX-S]  Awww... Chopstick beat me to it.   |  lol (^__^)
		 
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					Originally Posted by Chopstick  so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
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		 |   |   |   |      |  08-13-2009, 12:26 AM | #12 |   | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in! 
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			this is fun! 
next up in Chopstick's catalog:  
"pew pew pow"  
handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions.     
nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v
		
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					Originally Posted by Chopstick  so instead of teaching retarded monkeys not to cross the yellow line
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 |  |   |   |   |      |  08-13-2009, 12:35 AM | #13 |   | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?" 
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					Originally Posted by Chopstick  this is fun! 
next up in Chopstick's catalog:  
"pew pew pow"  
handgun size bazooka with built in silencer, for more silent explosions.     
nah its just a glue gun (^__^) v |  silent explosions, lmao
		 
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					Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |  |   |   |   |      |  08-13-2009, 12:38 AM | #14 |   | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist. 
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			The recoil on that thing must be mad but it's just a glue gun....lol
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					Originally Posted by MajinHurricane  who would ban me?  lol.  Look at my post count. |  |   |   |   |      |  08-13-2009, 12:57 AM | #16 |   | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in! 
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			wait one more 
the 9th wonder of the world:  
"the ricer"     
ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.  
gun not included.
		
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					Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |  |   |   |   |      |  08-13-2009, 01:24 AM | #18 |   | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist. 
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					Originally Posted by Chopstick  wait one more 
the 9th wonder of the world:  
"the ricer"     
ppl will ask and wonder: "wtf is this? is it high performance?" the ricer is an upgraded walther wa2000 sniper rifle. in collaboration with pinnifarina and Chopstick with design goal to impress, its functions actually impede performance. but hey, who the hell cares, when your gun looks like a spaceship. due to the front carbon fiber splitters, this is probably the only marketed gun in the world that doesn't fire, as the bullet the gun is designed for does not clear the opening of the splitters. repeated testing resulted in 0% accuracy. dont worry, you can detach the splitter during adverse conditions, but together with the red racing stripes and faux wood, you wont want to.  
gun not included. |  I dont know if you load it, or board it.
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The "You'll shit bricks when you see it" gun.  
This is a Desert Eagle disguised with esthetically pleasing add-on's that don't work. It's basically an all show and no go gun (It's really a vibrator for your wife)    |   |   |   |      |  08-13-2009, 05:15 AM | #21 |   | ...in the world. 
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This Sniper rifle is called "The Bullshit" It has form and function in a very "small" package. It's main job is a sniper rifle capable of over 9000 meters. It's secondary auxillary firing systems are a Grenade launcher and a Shotgun. Don't let the size fool you, it's made of "secret space age" material that's light enough to carry in a decent size rifle bag or back pack. Perfect for the backpacker who wears a wolf shirt. This is the ultimate  rifle. |  LOL @ bi-pod...in the back.
		 |   |   |   |      |  08-13-2009, 05:56 AM | #22 |   | My homepage has been set to RS 
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		 |   |   |   |      |  08-13-2009, 10:26 AM | #24 |   | what manner of phaggotry is this 
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