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			08-19-2009, 11:31 PM
			
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			#1  |     |      They let me be a moderator. LOL   
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			My neighbour keeps stealing my pop cans, and his fucking dog won't shut up at night. That, and he keeps throwing his cigarette butts onto my yard even though I told him to stop nicely.    
So what I'm wondering is: 
Is RS down to do a prank on him? just for fun?   
All I need you guys to do, is to go on CL and call hookers to go to his house. 
The reason why I need your help, is because I don't want them knowing my number.   
So if it's a bunch of random numbers, it won't come back to me, or you. He'll ask what number called them, and each one would be different.   
So who's down?
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			08-19-2009, 11:35 PM
			
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			LMFAO....Why don't you call them from a friends number?
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			08-19-2009, 11:36 PM
			
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			Not cool. Sex trade workers are people too. I'm all for signing him up for unwanted porn and mailing lists, even the traditional junk mail, but not for using a person's time: especially when it's time they use for work.
		    
				__________________   Quote:     Originally posted by CRS   I would make a comment in regards to your intelligence but I don't think that you would appreciate the full mockery of that comment.   
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			08-19-2009, 11:37 PM
			
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			PM danned. He has experience in dealing with great neighbours.
		    
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			08-19-2009, 11:38 PM
			
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			ya u should definitely hang aluminum plate on ur backdoor ... that'll show him
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			08-19-2009, 11:38 PM
			
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			Do you have a blackberry or iphone?   
bluffmycall.com
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			08-19-2009, 11:39 PM
			
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			#7  |     |      DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?   
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			your neighbor is on RS
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			08-19-2009, 11:39 PM
			
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			order a shit load of pizza to his place.    
I'm just joking. Please don't do it lol
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			08-19-2009, 11:41 PM
			
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			Take a shit on his lawn!
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			08-19-2009, 11:43 PM
			
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			A shit trebuchet......... remember science fairs?
		    
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			08-19-2009, 11:48 PM
			
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			im game
		    
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			08-19-2009, 11:49 PM
			
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			I'm down but the reason I don't feel ur idea is because prosties dont pick up blocked numbers. and i sure as hell don't want no bunch of prosties knowing my number        |       
		
		
		
		
		 
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			08-19-2009, 11:50 PM
			
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			#13  |     |      They let me be a moderator. LOL   
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			Pizza is food. Food I could eat. 
What if the poor Pizza boy gets t-boned on his way there?
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			08-19-2009, 11:54 PM
			
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			You can borrow my paintball gun if you want.
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			08-20-2009, 12:00 AM
			
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			#15  |     |      They let me be a moderator. LOL   
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			It's more fun this way. 
Hmm. Fuckit. I think I'm gonna start calling.
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			08-20-2009, 12:00 AM
			
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			Find out what his phone number is and post a shitload of stuff for sale (CHEAP!!!), services, free stuff, etc....   
I remember back in the Buy&Sell days, when the paper came out on Thursday mornings, guys would literally wait for the papers to get deliver to the local stores, sift through them and make their phone calls at like 6:30 - 7am.   
Anyways, one time I found this albino monkey in the free pet section (I was looking for a dog at the time). It was described as human-like, playful, just like a child, just couldn't take care of it any longer. My buddies and I called up the number a couple of days later and man, the earful I got!!!
		    
				__________________  feedback    Originally posted by v.b.   can we stop, my pussy hurts...    Originally posted by asian_XL   fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol  Originally posted by Fei-Ji   haha i can taste the cum in my mouth  Originally posted by FastAnna   when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad    RSUV #7     |       
		
		
		
		
		 
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			08-20-2009, 12:15 AM
			
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			#17  |     |      HELP ME PLS!!!   
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			08-20-2009, 12:25 AM
			
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			rent a a backhoe sp? and tear down his house with pantyhose over your face then flee the scene
		    
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			08-20-2009, 12:34 AM
			
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			get his number and address and advertise his house as a 24/hr bisexual brothel on craigslist
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			08-20-2009, 12:35 AM
			
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			Too much work. 
I'm your typical Asian neighbour that won't talk to you, or give a shit about what the neighbours think. At least until you piss me off, then I call cop on you lor. But this time, I call hookers la~! ^.~
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			08-20-2009, 02:09 AM
			
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			call male escorts   
he might like the female ones
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			08-20-2009, 02:59 AM
			
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			don't leave the pop cans outside. pick up the butts and dump them over a place in his property that's hard to pick up. or his car. after asking for the last time of course.   
not that much you can do about the dog. but if he's really bad and you want to escalate, i'd suggest an airhorn. just blast it twice every time the dog goes off.
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			08-20-2009, 03:02 AM
			
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			But damn, what if you call the hookers and it's actually a benefit for him?!?! That's like wasting your time, her time and your neighbours time.
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			08-20-2009, 03:38 AM
			
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			Prank call his place around the clock hahah lol.
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			08-20-2009, 06:11 AM
			
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			RS round the clock ding-dong ditch?!
		    
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