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08-20-2009, 08:08 AM
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#26 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by Hot Karl don't leave the pop cans outside. pick up the butts and dump them over a place in his property that's hard to pick up. or his car. after asking for the last time of course.
not that much you can do about the dog. but if he's really bad and you want to escalate, i'd suggest an airhorn. just blast it twice every time the dog goes off. | Actually there is something you can do about the dog. You can let city hall know about it and they will send like some sort of animal unit to your house to investigate if the problem is bad enough.
It's happened to my girlfriend. One day someone from like animal control representing the city came by and told my gf that they had to be quiet or else risk a fine. And if it continues to be a problem he might have to confiscate the dogs. Keep in mind that these are big dogs.
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08-20-2009, 08:56 AM
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#27 | Circle Stick Square Mod
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pick up the dog shit and throw it at his window
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08-20-2009, 09:01 AM
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#28 | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by fliptuner Find out what his phone number is and post a shitload of stuff for sale (CHEAP!!!), services, free stuff, etc....
I remember back in the Buy&Sell days, when the paper came out on Thursday mornings, guys would literally wait for the papers to get deliver to the local stores, sift through them and make their phone calls at like 6:30 - 7am.
Anyways, one time I found this albino monkey in the free pet section (I was looking for a dog at the time). It was described as human-like, playful, just like a child, just couldn't take care of it any longer. My buddies and I called up the number a couple of days later and man, the earful I got!!! | This is the best idea..
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08-20-2009, 09:11 AM
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#29 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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well, some guy were throwing pieces of raw fat (those ucut off when u prep ur meat) at my dog. Needless to say, my dog ate it before we could get rid of it. After a couple of times, my dog got soooo sick.
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08-20-2009, 09:13 AM
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#30 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Your neighbor is prob that silk guy.
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08-20-2009, 09:14 AM
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#31 | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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use gasoline and write "pedophile" or child molester" on his lawn.
gas kills the grass and it'll turn brown, spelling out the words slowly as the days go by
put ad on Craiglslist as "male seeking discreet male encounters" or "bi-curious male seeking discreet encounter", "free shit, just come on down" etc.
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08-20-2009, 09:15 AM
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#32 | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by q0192837465 well, some guy were throwing pieces of raw fat (those ucut off when u prep ur meat) at my dog. Needless to say, my dog ate it before we could get rid of it. After a couple of times, my dog got soooo sick. | Thats pretty harsh
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08-20-2009, 09:17 AM
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#33 | noob
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Originally Posted by SpuGen My neighbour keeps stealing my pop cans, and his fucking dog won't shut up at night. That, and he keeps throwing his cigarette butts onto my yard even though I told him to stop nicely.
So what I'm wondering is:
Is RS down to do a prank on him? just for fun?
All I need you guys to do, is to go on CL and call hookers to go to his house.
The reason why I need your help, is because I don't want them knowing my number.
So if it's a bunch of random numbers, it won't come back to me, or you. He'll ask what number called them, and each one would be different.
So who's down? | Who's gonna waste their time to do this unless there's some kind of incentive such as beer, money, food etc..
Might wanna just call your friends and ask them to do this for them. Asking people on the internet is very uncreative.
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08-20-2009, 09:31 AM
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#34 | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Death2Theft Your neighbor is prob that silk guy. | altho im a cheap chinese but come on i dont steal ....... |
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08-20-2009, 09:34 AM
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#35 | Banned (ABWS)
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since OP is asian.. im suggest you threat him with "if your dog dont shut up, i will shut it up by eating it"
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08-20-2009, 10:27 AM
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#36 | MOD
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only if you pay the hookers to come to my place after. Deal?
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08-20-2009, 11:50 AM
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#37 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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shit in his mail slot
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08-20-2009, 12:16 PM
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#38 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Piss on and in the cans then when he picks them up he'll get piss all over him, game over.
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08-20-2009, 12:29 PM
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#39 | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Break in when they are alseep then put a jellyfish on their face.
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08-20-2009, 01:14 PM
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#40 | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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Originally Posted by Grandmaster TSE shit in his mail slot | that's a good one. You don't harm anyone else in the process.
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08-20-2009, 01:59 PM
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#41 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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feed his dog some roofies
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08-20-2009, 02:12 PM
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#42 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by quasi Piss on and in the cans then when he picks them up he'll get piss all over him, game over. | +1. Shitting in the cans may be more obvious. He'll get the message after finding cans full of shit.
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08-20-2009, 02:23 PM
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#43 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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1-set up a prank around where you keep the cans...don't forget the video camera, and to youtube it.
2-put his number on craigslist gay escort section and say "ask for ---" (<< but use a very gay code name)....remember to 'spell' the number out, so he can't search his own number on google.
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08-20-2009, 02:35 PM
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#44 | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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do this ....record it pls
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08-20-2009, 04:02 PM
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#45 | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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^ damn thats a good idea fill it up with piss- start saving!
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08-20-2009, 07:37 PM
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#46 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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^^ lol that guy was shitting bricks
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08-20-2009, 08:40 PM
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#47 | I subscribe to the Fight Club ONLY
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buy a dog whistle and go to town when the dog barks
if its a loud enough whistle , the dog will STFU fast
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08-20-2009, 09:50 PM
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#48 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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collect all the butts and cram them up his exhaust one day
mass prank, hmm, you shouldn't call hookers as that wastes other peoples time, you need to make this impact him, and him alone.
also, you can phone in and complain about the dog if it's loud past whatever the noise bylaw is, usually 11pm.
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08-20-2009, 09:54 PM
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#49 | what manner of phaggotry is this
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the 11pm noise bylaw is a myth. the actual bylaw (for kelowna anyway) says that at any time if noise is a problem, you can complain. it actually reads:
3. GENERAL REGULATIONS
3.1 No person shall make or cause, or permit to be made or caused, any noise in or on a highway or elsewhere in the City which disturbs the peace, rest, enjoyment, comfort, or convenience of the neighbourhood, or persons in the vicinity.
3.2 No person being the owner or occupier of real property knowingly shall allow or permit such real property to be used so that noise or sound which emanates therefrom, disturbs the peace, rest, enjoyment, comfort, or convenience of any person or persons in the neighbourhood or vicinity.
3.3 No person shall play or operate any radio, stereophonic equipment or other instrument or any apparatus for the production or amplification of sound either in or on private premises or in any public place in such a manner as to disturb the quiet, peace, rest, enjoyment, comfort, or convenience of the neighbourhood, or any person in the vicinity. 3.4 No person shall own, keep or harbour any animal or bird which by its barks, cries or sounds unduly disturbs the peace, quiet, rest, tranquillity of the surrounding neighbourhood or the public at large.
3.5 No person in the City shall on any day before 0700 hours or after 2200 hours construct, erect, re-construct, alter, repair or demolish any building, structure or thing or excavate or fill in land in any manner whatsoever which makes, causes noise or sounds in or on a highway or elsewhere in the City which disturb or tend to disturb, the quiet, peace, rest, enjoyment, comfort or convenience of the neighbourhood, or persons in the vicinity.
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08-20-2009, 09:58 PM
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#50 | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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that law seems kinda dumb. it starts off saying you can't make any kind of noise, at any time, and then goes to you can't make any noise, past 11. wtf.
correction, only con/de-struction past 11. I think you can only get a ticket past 11 though, unless something is INSANELY loud.
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